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President In Hell. by Nobody: 9:47pm On May 14, 2012
***I DON LAUGH TOO MUCH*****OLD JOKE***** BUT FUNNY******Tony Blair, George Bush and OBJ died and went to Hell. Tony Blair says "I miss UK, I want to cal UK". He makes a 5minute call and asks "devil, how much?" Devil says, "£800". George Bush says "I want to call the US". He makes a 3minute call and asks "how much?" Devil says,"$2500". OBJ too wants to call 9ja. "I wan talk to Goodluck, Atiku, Alameyeseigha, etc". OBJ talks for about 15hrs and asks devil "how much?" Devil says "5naira.." OBJ surprised, asked, " why na?" Devil says "Hell to Hell na local call"

****just for laffs*****
Re: President In Hell. by Ozegbe(m): 10:26pm On May 14, 2012
ActiveMan: ***I DON LAUGH TOO MUCH*****OLD JOKE***** BUT FUNNY******Tony Blair, George Bush and OBJ died and went to Hell. Tony Blair says "I miss UK, I want to cal UK". He makes a 5minute call and asks "devil, how much?" Devil says, "£800". George Bush says "I want to call the US". He makes a 3minute call and asks "how much?" Devil says,"$2500". OBJ too wants to call 9ja. "I wan talk to Goodluck, Atiku, Alameyeseigha, etc". OBJ talks for about 15hrs and asks devil "how much?" Devil says "5naira.." OBJ surprised, asked, " why na?" Devil says "Hell to Hell na local call"

****just for laffs*****
if this old joke still made you laugh, thats fine. BUT it would have been a lot better if you were'nt close to the computer.

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