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Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by equlibrium(m): 7:13pm On Nov 15, 2007
There was a mother that had a daughter, Mary,
that always sucked her thumb. Upset by this,
Marys mother told her that if she continued to
suck her thumb, her body would swell up.
Frightened, Mary stopped sucking her thumb. One
day Mary and her mother were crossing the street
and Mary saw a prostitute with big breasts. Mary
pulled away from her mother, walked up to the
prostitute and said, "Lady, I know what you've
been sucking"
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by showbobo(m): 7:24pm On Nov 15, 2007
hmmm
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by clemcykul(f): 1:50pm On Nov 16, 2007
what has she been sucking
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by Monicamony(f): 2:04pm On Nov 16, 2007
undecided
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by MrTurkey(m): 3:19am On Nov 24, 2007
clemcykul:

what has she been sucking
beats me grin
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by kronkykay(m): 4:51am On Nov 24, 2007
why are y'all acting like you don't know that prostitutes are addicted to sweets especially Loli-pop
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by Migines(m): 8:52am On Nov 24, 2007
. . .and cone ice-cream
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by clemcykul(f): 5:46pm On Nov 24, 2007
lol i actually love con ice creams grin
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by SugaLips(f): 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2007
Me too.
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by Migines(m): 7:35pm On Nov 24, 2007
@clem(my spinal cord)&suga(my rib)

i'm glad both of u have somn in common.
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by qtee(f): 7:46pm On Nov 24, 2007
[color=#990000][/color]hi evryone,

@topic, i tink its cool
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by bigbaby(f): 8:02pm On Nov 24, 2007
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by bimbliss(f): 9:47pm On Nov 25, 2007
would love to know wat she was actually sucking anyway but if its truly loli-pop or cone ice-cream then i want some too please smiley wink grin grin grin
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by topeteadr(m): 12:18am On Nov 26, 2007
She's beeen sucking ***it******.
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by tommyex(m): 12:27am On Nov 26, 2007
You people will be surprised she wasnt sucking what yall think.Whatever happened to orange-sucking??
Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by Migines(m): 1:24am On Nov 26, 2007
@tommy
the banana displaced it.

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