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Teacher And Pupil by benjay1(m): 6:15pm On Feb 04, 2008
Hey guyz, u need to hear this !!!

Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Pupil: The legs, because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".

Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil: Because I heard my sister's boyfriends say, “TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".

Teacher: What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Pupil: When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY, IT'S SHOWTIME
grin
Re: Teacher And Pupil by tufe(m): 6:36pm On Feb 04, 2008
old, but still funny grin
Re: Teacher And Pupil by tjtj1(m): 9:34pm On Feb 04, 2008
;d
Re: Teacher And Pupil by clemcykul(f): 11:01am On Feb 05, 2008
ohhh bennie bennie ure welcome back smiley grin veryyy funny and nice grin grin grin

good jab cheesy
Re: Teacher And Pupil by tytylayor: 11:14am On Feb 05, 2008
funny sha
Re: Teacher And Pupil by ituen(m): 3:33pm On Feb 05, 2008
good one. Welldone poster

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