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Madam Red Pant! by emmykiss4u(op): 8:25pm On Mar 30, 2006
There was this couple that were both having an extra ordinary affairs…Check this out: Oga is in the Palour watching movie and suddenly a voice came from within

MADAM: Ekaette! Ekaette!! Ekaette!!!
EKAETTE: Yes Madam!
MADAM: where did you go that I have to shout out my gullet before you answer me ehn?
EKAETTE: Madam I dey kitchen
MADAM: where is my red pant that I hung in the bathroom?
EKAETTE: I swear madam I no see am, e fit be sey na polinus the driver remove am
MADAM: where is polinus? Call him quick quick and both of you should report here
immediate effect
MADAM: where is my pant that I hung in the bathroom yesterday evening?
POLICAP: madam I no see am o I swear no be me take am o
MADAM: if I don’t see my pant this house will become unbearable for every one today
OGA: where did you both kept your madams pant staring at both of them
EKAETTE: Oga I swear I no see am u knw sey I no dey wear pants becuz u complain
sey my nyash no dey shake if I wear am
POLICAP: madam u no sey I no wear pant wen we do am for toilet yesternite

Who stole madam's pant?
Re: Madam Red Pant! by micklplus(m): 10:21am On Mar 31, 2006
shuo shocked who steal wetin? maybe na you grin
Re: Madam Red Pant! by diddy4(m): 5:38am On Apr 02, 2006
make dem try ask gateman e fit be the guy wey whole the pant. cheesy grin
Re: Madam Red Pant! by spikelord(m): 12:41pm On Apr 02, 2006
God knows who!
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