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Migines, Ituen And Clemcy by Ninjabyte(m): 9:30am On Nov 17, 2007
There lived this time when all men were Cannibals

This here is a story of Ituen, his father Migines and his Mother Clemcy

Migines and Ituen were elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. Ituen said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said Migines. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. Ituen said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," Migines said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

Ituen said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said Migines. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked Ituen.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

You should have seen the smile on clemcy when she saw the three return,

, The saga has just begun
Re: Migines, Ituen And Clemcy by Migines(m): 10:37am On Nov 17, 2007
. . . . . and it will xplode on ur head.



(made me smile tho)
Re: Migines, Ituen And Clemcy by showbobo(m): 11:08am On Nov 17, 2007
u try
Re: Migines, Ituen And Clemcy by ituen(m): 6:39pm On Nov 18, 2007
. . . . . . . yes ninja, after that, what happened?
Re: Migines, Ituen And Clemcy by biggerboy(m): 11:19am On Nov 19, 2007
cant wait to read the remaining part of this story
Re: Migines, Ituen And Clemcy by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Nov 19, 2007
poor me embarassed embarassed

am really amused by this joke grin

can't afford to miss the meat! *smacks lips hungrily*

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