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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Luckygurl(f): 12:21pm On May 26, 2012
Odenigbo Aroli:

Abeg,get out of here with your weak forming; I have seen countless Nigerian girls who brag about having a degree but still cant write a standard English. Yes,most Omata boys didnt go to school but they are disciplined enough to work hard and achieve riches while your hateful and pathetic skinny bone a..ss is here taking panadol for another man's headache. Those names are cute and for the fact they dont resonate with you doesnt change sh..it! So,fhuck off,loser!!
Who knws where U met d gurls U're referring 2.Well I dn't giv a damn I dn't care a hoot of wat U said up dere.THRASH

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by abouzaid: 12:21pm On May 26, 2012
Nwanne, nothing megaa. Anyị ga na ata ife na ahazi ọnọdụ, onye ona ewe iwe nya jee nwụọ. Ọ nwe rọ dị ife na eme nụ. Ka fa mụ chara oyibo gịnị mezia? No job for them & they want to challenge abig nwa? Jobless fools. Any girl we want must fall by her own self because we are overloadedi with cashi and cashi is what girls are after, that's the tluth whether u rike it or nut. Even though we did not go to schoolu, we hustled and madi cash & therefore shouldi be respectedi maka na o diro easy ma ncha. A bu mu nwa otu for rife

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by abouzaid: 12:27pm On May 26, 2012
@Luck gurl, jiri ya nwayo na formu because empty barrels make most noise. I can assure u that all ur luck can't even get u one of this boys. Even george bush have a bad english. Who know? Ur boss might even be an omata man. So nne juru ajuru maka mu enye gi mpia-wa azu na efifie a

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Raxxye(m): 12:27pm On May 26, 2012
I'm nt dose kind of gurls.MSTCHEWWWWWW[/quote]

Hmmm. How do we know? ...and what type of girl are you, please tell us!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Luckygurl(f): 12:28pm On May 26, 2012
achi4u: but your name sugest u depend on luck...and to hav catch one of those Omata bigs boyz 'nah luck oh!'.

abeg make u no dy form jari
2 hell wit dat crap U wrote up dere
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by cyril83(m): 12:28pm On May 26, 2012
De_Priest: hello!!! PLS i want to know how to start a new topic.
type how to create a new topic on nairaland to google....u wil see guidelines there

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by OdenigboAroli(m): 12:32pm On May 26, 2012
Lucky gurl: Who knws where U met d gurls U're referring 2.Well I dn't giv a damn I dn't care a hoot of wat U said up dere.THRASH

Please,stop displaying your ignorance and your inherent inferiority complex! High class my a..ss!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Luckygurl(f): 12:33pm On May 26, 2012
abouzaid: @Luck gurl, jiri ya nwayo na formu because empty barrels make most noise. I can assure u that all ur luck can't even get u one of this boys. Even george bush have a bad english. Who know? Ur boss might even be an omata man. So nne juru ajuru maka mu enye gi mpia-wa azu na efifie a
E nwere Levels a karikam ihe a i na ako maka ya.Iwotasigo
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by OdenigboAroli(m): 12:37pm On May 26, 2012
Raxxye: I'm nt dose kind of gurls.MSTCHEWWWWWW

Hmmm. How do we know? ...and what type of girl are you, please tell us!

I dont know what with Nigerian girls; Most are very arrogant,ugly and fake fake fake!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Raxxye(m): 12:38pm On May 26, 2012
abouzaid: @Luck gurl, jiri ya nwayo na formu because empty barrels make most noise. I can assure u that all ur luck can't even get u one of this boys. Even george bush have a bad english. Who know? Ur boss might even be an omata man. So nne juru ajuru maka mu enye gi mpia-wa azu na efifie a

LWKMD!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by cyril83(m): 12:39pm On May 26, 2012
De_Priest: hello!!! PLS i want to know how to start a new topic.
First, you must reply to a Topic message to get started in order for the New Topic button appears.

2.) Then select which section (forum board) you would like to create a new topic.

3.) Click the "New Topic" button, do your thing the similar function as you reply the message. (see picture below)

That's it!
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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Raxxye(m): 12:42pm On May 26, 2012
Lucky gurl: My username hs got nafing 2 do wit d issue at stake and U knw wat I'm nt dose kind of gurls.MSTCHEWWWWWW

Bebe, what kind of girl are u, abeg tell us. We are waiting!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by OdenigboAroli(m): 12:43pm On May 26, 2012
Lucky gurl: E nwere Levels a karikam ihe a i na ako maka ya.Iwotasigo

So ibu onye Igbo ? Why you come dey yab our bros wey work hard and are making big time doughs? There is nothing attracts me more in a girl more tha HUMBLENESS and TOLERANCE! Hell,we cant all be educated and education doesnt give you RICHES nor WISDOM!! Dont mock your fellow humans!!

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Luckygurl(f): 12:44pm On May 26, 2012
Odenigbo Aroli:

Please,stop displaying your ignorance and your inherent inferiority complex! High class my a..ss!
Go ahead and display ur ill gotten knowledge and ur superiority complex.Hisses
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by swagrr01: 12:49pm On May 26, 2012
sooooooo iibotic
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Raxxye(m): 12:49pm On May 26, 2012
De_Priest: hello!!! PLS i want to know how to start a new topic.

Just go to NAIRALAND page. There are different sections e.g Romance, sports, etc. Click on the section you think your story falls into, as you scroll down, you will see “START NEW TOPIC“, click there, and you are good to go. Cheers!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by ucheo: 12:53pm On May 26, 2012
Lucky babe. Jokes apart right frm my uni days girls go xtra miles to get dis guys. Dis omata guys uses dem like rags, some omata guys flogs dem wit belt( & they go frm bak to beg d guy cos of money). Even as a banker now, l ve seen my female colleagues fall over themselves 4 them. Reason is simple: they r loaded wit money. Money is d language chics wanna hear. Money & chics(in d name of Luv) has even made them to b more polishd than graduates. So stop this forming

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by airmark(m): 12:54pm On May 26, 2012
@Lucky gurl, you better look for a decent man from another tribe to marry if you are not married. I could see on this thread again how most ibo guys are always disrespectful to their ladies.It's in their blood. shocked shocked shocked
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Raxxye(m): 12:55pm On May 26, 2012
Odenigbo Aroli:

I dont know what with Nigerian girls; Most are very arrogant,ugly and fake fake fake!
My broda, I tire o! Make she tell us the type of girl she be kwanu, make we know; she no gree!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by gtrust: 12:57pm On May 26, 2012
I like Omata boyz!
They so creative and so different.
Most importantly, they're happy with who they are and
not interested in changing what they do and how they do it.

Cash is King!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by abouzaid: 12:58pm On May 26, 2012
@lucky gurl, nwanne mụ i dara nke a, ho ha. Ụmụ azi a na agba mbọ akpata ego fa kedu ife ina ako fa ọnụ maka na fa eje rọ akwụkwọ? I ma rọ na ndị ofe mmana ga ebido kpọba anyị iyi maka ife a i kwụrụ? Nwanne m let me tell u the truth as a trained economist, the highest form of unemployment in nigeria is graduate unemployment according to the central bank office of statistics. Formal Education is overrated and this young boys have made fortunes by satisfying real wants that ppl are willing to pay for and deserve to be commended for it. That they can't speak another mans language well is nothing to be insulted about. Honestly i value ability over certificates and grammar. Also for ur information, know it that the cbn have always listed anambra as the state with the least poverty rate in nigeria while ekiti that have the highest number of professors in nigeria is the second poorest state in nigeria, compare and contrast

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by 0108(m): 12:59pm On May 26, 2012
sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.    
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi
that 'bolded' part na him I like pass
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by stagger: 1:00pm On May 26, 2012
sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.    
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi

In advertising, we call this the "call to action". This is the sale clincher. OP. you are too much!

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Raxxye(m): 1:02pm On May 26, 2012
airmark: @Lucky gurl, you better look for a decent man from another tribe to marry if you are not married. I could see on this thread again how most ibo guys are always disrespectful to their ladies.It's in their blood. shocked shocked shocked

Guy, in what part of your head is this sickness coming from exactly? I‘m not igbo, but ur comment is so unreasonable and tribalistic. Wake up,man. Get a life!

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Brace1125(m): 1:04pm On May 26, 2012
I yamu also a bing boi... Ogini
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Magnanimity(m): 1:06pm On May 26, 2012
sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.    
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi
Nawa o, lolz
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by stagger: 1:07pm On May 26, 2012
abouzaid: @lucky gurl, nwanne mụ i dara nke a, ho ha. Ụmụ azi a na agba mbọ akpata ego fa kedu ife ina ako fa ọnụ maka na fa eje rọ akwụkwọ? I ma rọ na ndị ofe mmana ga ebido kpọba anyị iyi maka ife a i kwụrụ? Nwanne m let me tell u the truth as a trained economist, the highest form of unemployment in nigeria is graduate unemployment according to the central bank office of statistics. Formal Education is overrated and this young boys have made fortunes by satisfying real wants that ppl are willing to pay for and deserve to be commended for it. That they can't speak another mans language well is nothing to be insulted about. Honestly i value ability over certificates and grammar. Also for ur information, know it that the cbn have always listed anambra as the state with the least poverty rate in nigeria while ekiti that have the highest number of professors in nigeria is the second poorest state in nigeria, compare and contrast

Well said. I am yet to see a white man who speaks my language, yet if I do not speak his own well, I am branded an illiterate. I am tri-lingual. Between me and the uni-lingual white man, who is the illiterate?

That is why I doff my hat to our Bantu brothers spanning from Cameroun to Central, East and Southern Africa, who have made sure that Swahili was never taken from them by the white man.

We need to learn o! Very soon, I will make a law that only our Nigerian language should be spoken in my house. The English can be used where it is needed, which is outside in professional settings.

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by greedie1(f): 1:08pm On May 26, 2012
Nna mehn, ife ana eme adiro easy o.... We should respect nd admire those who made their marks witout d traditional university education. D culture we call street has given birth to some of d most successful and insightful ple in d society...
But i guess it wont hurt if d omata guys polish der english atleast.

udodi
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Havilah93(m): 1:15pm On May 26, 2012
grama skillz grin
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Nobody: 1:17pm On May 26, 2012
abouzaid: @lucky gurl, nwanne mụ i dara nke a, ho ha. Ụmụ azi a na agba mbọ akpata ego fa kedu ife ina ako fa ọnụ maka na fa eje rọ akwụkwọ? I ma rọ na ndị ofe mmana ga ebido kpọba anyị iyi maka ife a i kwụrụ? Nwanne m let me tell u the truth as a trained economist, the highest form of unemployment in nigeria is graduate unemployment according to the central bank office of statistics. Formal Education is overrated and this young boys have made fortunes by satisfying real wants that ppl are willing to pay for and deserve to be commended for it. That they can't speak another mans language well is nothing to be insulted about. Honestly i value ability over certificates and grammar. Also for ur information, know it that the cbn have always listed anambra as the state with the least poverty rate in nigeria while ekiti that have the highest number of professors in nigeria is the second poorest state in nigeria, compare and contrast
nwanne,udo diri gi..okwu gi juputere n'amamu ihe..

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by airmark(m): 1:21pm On May 26, 2012
Raxxye:

I‘m not igbo, but ur comment is so unreasonable and tribalistic. Wake up,man. Get a life!


grin grin grin I know u are not ibo, but ask your adopted father to tell u the truth where he hand-picked u from. I should get a life? As if u have one. Cretin. Omo ale. !Spit on your big head. tongue tongue
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by abouzaid: 1:39pm On May 26, 2012
@Gree-die, polish their english for what? So that their chinese customers will give them more credit or for their hausa,edo,warri and yoruba customers will pay higher for their goods? Listen, i have met many igbos living in the north who can converse in igbo with out putting a single word of english, can u do it? Then go and polish ur igbo

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