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| What Money Can Do by efuah(f): 12:01pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the Secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this Church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this gaddem church. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?" Replies the pastor. |
| Re: What Money Can Do by Migines(m): 12:04pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
Lmao *sings* money money money, in a rich man's world |
| Re: What Money Can Do by clemcykul(f): 4:20pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
money brings 4rth a smile even if its not 4rm the hrt  money talks, bullshi*t does the work |
| Re: What Money Can Do by ituen(m): 12:30pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
money talks but life's tryin 2 make it speechless |
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