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Can This Ever Happen? by NotNairalandi(m): 7:53pm On May 25, 2012 |
pals we organized a virgil in our hostel and invited a pastor to preach.after his prayer and preaching he decree that anybody who involves his or herself in any kind of sexual activity in the hostel again will suffer LEPROSY.will it be posible.everybody is afraid. |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by ArQueBusieR(m): 7:59pm On May 25, 2012 |
lol. . .what sorta pastor says things like that. |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by buchi4action(m): 8:36pm On May 25, 2012 |
Nairalandi: pals we organized a virgil in our hostel and invited a pastor to preach.after his prayer and preaching he decree that anybody who involves his or herself in any kind of sexual activity in the hostel again will suffer LEPROSY.will it be posible.everybody is afraid.ha, ha, ha, ha, ha hu, hu, ha, ha, ha *this na bad market* |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:55pm On May 25, 2012 |
U better go and gbench.Pastor go enter house go nack hin wife Solomon, u dey dia dey hold penisss abi? Ode! |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by tashanja(m): 10:56pm On May 25, 2012 |
@OP: In that case, I can foresee you losing your fingers from self-servicing followed by your joystick if you are not careful; better quickly ask that pastor to undo his spell before its too late - leprosy na bad disease ooh! |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Mynd44: 5:06am On May 26, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: U better go and gbench.Pastor go enter house go nack hin wife Solomon, u dey dia dey hold penisss abi? Ode!They are all chickens. The pastor will be grinning at himself like an alley cat now |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Sijo01(f): 8:03am On May 26, 2012 |
Hahahahhahaha. Mak una boycot d hostel na. |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Nobody: 8:18am On May 26, 2012 |
Poster, u be jew abi? kai, pastor don put una 4 persecond billing |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:19am On May 26, 2012 |
Mynd_44:Na2day! Pastor sef dey use sex rebuke demons nowadays |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Mynd44: 8:21am On May 26, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:You dey mind them? After them go dey claim say them gallant |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:26am On May 26, 2012 |
Mynd_44: Gallant ke? Liv talk abeg! Dey are upcoming |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Mynd44: 8:42am On May 26, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:Their hostel and Upcoming should not be used in the same paragraph |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Nobody: 9:27am On May 26, 2012 |
Nairalandi: pals we organized a virgil in our hostel and invited a pastor to preach.after his prayer and preaching he decree that anybody who involves his or herself in any kind of sexual activity in the hostel again will suffer LEPROSY.will it be posible.everybody is afraid.Buhahahahahahahahahahaha, Roflmfao, lwkmf, Icstao(i can't stand straight o), mrctnm(my ribs can take no more). Leprosy ko, impotence ni. |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by richy5(m): 10:46am On May 26, 2012 |
hunhun! |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by greedie1(f): 5:53pm On May 26, 2012 |
Lol....ofcz it wont happen, he isnt God. Wt r u,12? |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Mynd44: 11:19pm On May 26, 2012 |
gree-die:Hey stop that. That is an insult to 12 year olds |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by greedie1(f): 6:13am On May 27, 2012 |
lol... A 12yr old wuld ve figured it out huh? Lol |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Mynd44: 6:34am On May 27, 2012 |
gree-die:Try telling your 12 year old something this dumb |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by 190: 8:09am On May 27, 2012 |
Smh |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by cindyrella(f): 11:12am On May 27, 2012 |
Make unna stay there make The pastor they use unna head dey play tinko |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by claire190: 11:39am On May 27, 2012 |
BUT GUY u knw say u been mistake u 4 stay dey tel d pastor say u reject am or back 2 sender iNstead of AMEN.GO BACK 2 HIM REBUKE AM. |
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by 190: 12:50pm On May 27, 2012 |
Claire do I know u before |
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