Wishing she was my mistress

Sampled what its like to be dealt with by a babe using her only bra.

He's only had sex with his palms

Takes pride in strangling his di.ck

Doesn't have a d[i]i[/i]ck. It's just skin sown there.

Swears she never read 5o Shades of Grey.

Grand Patron of The Nigerian Association of Village Cross-dressers

Sleeps in a lingerie.

Still trying to pass his WAEC

Still trying to seduce me.

Wow wow wow! i'm back after 3days off. kudos 2 u guys 4 keeping dis funny thread afloat. BTW, I heard xionez lost his díck 2 a madwoman he was trying 2 fück 4 money ritual... o boy hw could u entrust ur most-priced asset in d hands n mouth of a madwoman all in d name of a head smh

Guy, na wa for you o. Because I no fit find better cosmetic surgeon to repair your pole that's why u just dey yab me, dey para up and down. Guy u dey mess up, sha I don help you order an artificial di.CK cap, your money na $17000.


EDIT: the main rod to hold it erect na $25000 but the company said they also have a cheaper silicone one but its not very strong like the stainless steel one. Make I post their website?

OMG!!! What will men not do 4 money first na ritual wit dire consequences, now u dey find who u go dupe. sori, no thanks. i got my package intact. try d next person. lolzzzz

Well. suite yaself. At least I'm not the one who would go under the knife of some quack doctor and his panel beating tools.

And how are you sure the package they brought for you isn't substandard?
Remember, this is a short term investment for a long term satisfaction. Ijebabe wouldn't settle for less. #findingtrouble

Was a passenger in the titanic

Xionez, you are really finding trouble!

J12, when will you stop raping goats?

if not for Vicky, I for hear am hot from you. Better luck nxt time. By the way, what do u do with the bulls you keep in ya backyard. Hasn't the Muslim festivities come and gone?

Gotcha!
I can afford to kill and eat every week. When will you come to collect the scraps and bones to feed urself? You know how you like it.

*Watching as events unfold*

Binges on urine

Believes sniffing cocaine is for wimps, sniffs concentrated urine instead.

Sad cos he lost his gf to a madman

As a former madman this must be amazing news!

Grand Patron of The Order of Nigerian village witches.

You do know where I'll be visiting tonight, right? No number of kisses will turn you back to human when i'm done with you

She's flying to london to kill her baby daddy.

U better take cover! cos it's obvious that's u.

Are you reconsidering your proposal to me?

She wishes

Xionez: She wishes

Abi o. forgetting dat u are d one who actually made dat proposal. Emi!!! Aje-babe OLOUNMAAJE OOO *Just Singing D'Banj* and *mimicking Gordons* "Na joke we dey o, to avoid stories that 'tousshh'". Morning peeps

Always takes the last position in class.