One day little Annie was at the park with her
mother. "Gee, my hands are cold." Said little
Annie. "Well, just put your hands in between your
legs, and they'll be all warm." Replied her
mother. "Gee, that works!" Said little Annie.
Later on that night, little Annie was at little
Johny's house. "Gee my hands are cold." Said
little Johny. "Well," little Annie thought, "If
you put your hands in between my legs, then
they'll be warm, if it worked for me, then it
should work for you." So little Johny did that.
Now little Johny started thinking. "Man, my
head's cold." Said little Johny. "Well, put
you're head in between my legs. If it worked
for your hands, then it'll work for your head."
Said little Annie. Now little Johny really
started thinking. "Man, my penis is freezing!"
Said little Johny. "Well, put your penis in my
legs, if it worked for your hands and your head,
then it'll work for your penis." Said little
Annie. Later on that night, little Annie was in
the shower. "What are you in the shower for?"
Asked little Annies mother. "Well, when that
penis unthaws, it sure does make a hell of a
mess." Replied little Annie.

hahhhha dumb chick couldnt stop laffn

a colleague tapped me on da shoulder and asked *shuo hope u neva kolo * and i answered *na internt day make me laff* can u imagine