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9ja Mentality by OgidiOlu3(m): 10:31pm On Jun 01, 2012
NAIJA MENTALITY
~ All softdrinks are called mineral.
~ All Fathers came first position
while at school.
~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because
the ball was turned into Lion. ~ If ur wealth starts reducing it's
ur village people dat are doing u.
~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday
afternoon.
~ Every commodity outside Africa
is original. ~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it
via sex.
~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go
sabi do.
~ Every seasonin cube is maggi.
~ U must finish the rice before u touch d meat.
~ Every toothpaste na maclean.
~ Every insecticide na Fleet
~ Every detergent na omo.
~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d
poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo! ~ U smoke, u b armed
robber!
~ If u find money on d floor, pee
on it before pickin it up, else u
turn to Yam!
~ Only science students are smart. ~ Once u travel overseas u must
be very rich (as if dem dey share
money on the plane)
~ Drogba use juju tie Torres 4
leg...lol
~ Every girl dat plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.
~ U must buy bread when
traveling.
~ When u lose a tooth, throw it
on the roof of d house and run
round the house 7 times" ~ Every noodle is called indomie.
~if any girl too fine...na Ogbanje..
and all the worwor pple na witch ....
~anything wey bite u for night na
mosquito.
Habaaaaaaaaa! Na wa oo lol...wetin dey happen ..


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Re: 9ja Mentality by Sammyn(f): 10:54pm On Jun 01, 2012
hahahahaha!! LWKMD!!
Re: 9ja Mentality by olempe(m): 12:03am On Jun 02, 2012
LOL
Re: 9ja Mentality by crackhouse(m): 7:30am On Jun 03, 2012
Whenever Nepa bring light and u hear "UP NEPA" just know that u are living in a ghetto.

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