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9ja Mentality by OgidiOlu3(m): 10:31pm On Jun 01, 2012 |
NAIJA MENTALITY ~ All softdrinks are called mineral. ~ All Fathers came first position while at school. ~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turned into Lion. ~ If ur wealth starts reducing it's ur village people dat are doing u. ~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon. ~ Every commodity outside Africa is original. ~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex. ~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go sabi do. ~ Every seasonin cube is maggi. ~ U must finish the rice before u touch d meat. ~ Every toothpaste na maclean. ~ Every insecticide na Fleet ~ Every detergent na omo. ~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo! ~ U smoke, u b armed robber! ~ If u find money on d floor, pee on it before pickin it up, else u turn to Yam! ~ Only science students are smart. ~ Once u travel overseas u must be very rich (as if dem dey share money on the plane) ~ Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg...lol ~ Every girl dat plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him. ~ U must buy bread when traveling. ~ When u lose a tooth, throw it on the roof of d house and run round the house 7 times" ~ Every noodle is called indomie. ~if any girl too fine...na Ogbanje.. and all the worwor pple na witch .... ~anything wey bite u for night na mosquito. Habaaaaaaaaa! Na wa oo lol...wetin dey happen .. Copied and pasted...lolz 1 Like |
Re: 9ja Mentality by Sammyn(f): 10:54pm On Jun 01, 2012 |
hahahahaha!! LWKMD!! |
Re: 9ja Mentality by olempe(m): 12:03am On Jun 02, 2012 |
LOL |
Re: 9ja Mentality by crackhouse(m): 7:30am On Jun 03, 2012 |
Whenever Nepa bring light and u hear "UP NEPA" just know that u are living in a ghetto. |
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