Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

^{**scratches head**i know i've seen this in countless places**}

anyways,9ice one sugar lipsy dear

^{make una no criticise am badly ooooo,i know y'all go shout copy and paste bt make una just laff oooooo}

Sorry saucekid but I had to change it 

Sugar Lips

Take ur time oh. This is an old joke

I wil charge you for commiting thiefry. yes you heard right THIEFRY.

Any way make we dash am one wry grin.

Try harder next time 'Bitterleaf lips' sorry Suga Lips