sunjetg: Which direction do u look for ritualists?

You'll need a rotating camera for this.

If one becomes too conscious of these things, one may mistakenly kill himself without knowing. Imagine looking left and right for cars, up for planes and down for bombs and 360 for kidnapper and suddenly you die of heart attack.

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2good: I actually saw a modified version from a friend quoted below:

"How to Cross Road in Nigeria :......

look left & right for motors,look up for Aeroplane, down 4bomb, walk zig-zag to avoid straight bullet & watch your back for kidnappers"

While crossing d road get an handkerchief to cover ur nose against tear gas D

str8_talk:
While crossing d road get an handkerchief to cover ur nose against tear gas D

Don't forget to buy a police detection device so that you can detect policemen miles away

Ignatio: Chai! how did we get here?

We took cab

ismhab: How to cross road in
Nigeria- Look right and left for
motor, look up for #aeroplane,
down #bomb, then walk zig zag to
avoid stray #bullet.

And look for Okada for they might be armed robbers... Too SAD

2good:

Your reasoning is the consequence of a failed system. I really pity your type because you will be a great meal for so called pastors and men of god to feed on due to your extreme level of delusion and irrationality in reasoning

you couldnt have said it more...

u're right man. Ibi ta bara wa de niyen

Nigeria operates in a system differnt from the develped worlds' who incidentally propose ideas on how to cross a road. it thus follows that there is no clear-cut method on how to cross any road in Nigeria

......And don't forget to look inward, cause you are part of the problem!

nice one.
But how do one sleep again?

swagalish: nice one.
But how do one sleep again?

You sleep with one eye open in order to look out for armed robbers.

While sleeping, you dare not dream or else Naija witches and wizards will be chasing you in your dream.

lol

Dot forget to look your front for trigger-happy policemen abeg!!

Obiagu1: How to cross roads in Nigeria. Look left and right for cars, look up for
planes and look down 4 bombs, then you are good TO go. And please look
back for kidnappers cos we are no longer safe.

Mike Todd

velo10: Insecurity is one of our biggest challenges. even foreigners do not feel safe in Nigeria anymore. So far at least 4 kidnapping of foreigners that have made the news this year. Bomb explosions keep soaring per the day. There's like no month where Nigeria doesn't hit international news stands for something negative. What pisses me off most is that we are have leaders who dont do what they ought.

Oh, they don't do what they are ought?, What exactly do you suggest they do?...no offense but you seem to have all the answers to Nigeria's problems.

Funny....an exaggeration tho..

Lollll.

Lol!

Haba!na wa oo- why shuld u insult our gr8t nation like dis_kia 9ja don suffa 4 d hands of its citizens.
Ok Whc direction shuld we look against picking pocketers

pronime: that's not true because safety is of the lord

Next time, when crossing that busy road, do not watch, just go in straight since safety is of the lord.. fanatic

sunjetg: Which direction do u look for ritualists?

The same for kidnappers

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