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| How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Obiagu1(m): 12:22am On Jun 06, 2012 |
How to cross roads in Nigeria. Look left and right for cars, look up for planes and look down 4 bombs, then you are good TO go. And please look back for kidnappers cos we are no longer safe. Mike Todd 11 Likes |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Kobojunkie: 1:35am On Jun 06, 2012 |
Obiagu1: How to cross roads in Nigeria. Look left and right for cars, look up for lol  |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by aljharem(m): 1:52am On Jun 06, 2012 |
Na wa o !!! Na so we see am o ! Naija we hail thee !!!!  |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Obiagu1(m): 11:19pm On Jun 06, 2012 |
^^^ it's funny but true. |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by philip0906(m): 11:26pm On Jun 06, 2012 |
and not only do u look, u also look fast(virtually looking at 6 different directions in just under 3 seconds) 2 Likes |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by OAM4J: 6:21am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Very funny but true! |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by solihu(m): 7:02am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Wow! So much for a great country! |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Lilspicer(f): 11:25am On Jun 07, 2012 |
U fit even dig ground bfore u cross if boko plant bomb wer u dey ooo .or by mistake u fit catch rabbit take cook peppersoup... |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by 2good(m): 11:27am On Jun 07, 2012 |
I actually saw a modified version from a friend quoted below: "How to Cross Road in Nigeria :...... look left & right for motors,look up for Aeroplane, down 4bomb, walk zig-zag to avoid straight bullet & watch your back for kidnappers" 1 Like |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Nobody: 11:29am On Jun 07, 2012 |
also leave a note on Facebook/Twitter before you cross.... 2 Likes |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by ismhab(m): 11:31am On Jun 07, 2012 |
How to cross road in Nigeria- Look right and left for motor, look up for #aeroplane, down #bomb, then walk zig zag to avoid stray #bullet. 2 Likes |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by sunjetg: 11:33am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Which direction do u look for ritualists? |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Latty88(f): 11:34am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Hehehehe so true |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Yorisb: 11:35am On Jun 07, 2012 |
sunjetg: Which direction do u look for ritualists? Look around. 1 Like |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by velo10: 11:36am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Insecurity is one of our biggest challenges. even foreigners do not feel safe in Nigeria anymore. So far at least 4 kidnapping of foreigners that have made the news this year. Bomb explosions keep soaring per the day. There's like no month where Nigeria doesn't hit international news stands for something negative. What pisses me off most is that we are have leaders who dont do what they ought. |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by slimchimex(m): 11:45am On Jun 07, 2012 |
pls u des shld stop dis joke....naija is on the rite track to greatness |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Ignatio(m): 11:46am On Jun 07, 2012 |
| Chai! how did we get here? |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by stepo707: 11:49am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Obiagu1: How to cross roads in Nigeria. Look left and right for cars, look up fornice one poster |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by pendusky(m): 11:52am On Jun 07, 2012 |
991: also leave a note on Facebook/Twitter before you cross.... Hahahaha. U funy oh! BB NKO? |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by sita4u(f): 12:03pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Lmao, vey serious but true, life no get duplicate oh !! |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by 9zeros(m): 12:05pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
simple: look up to God....and a trailer will take u to him... |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Obiagu1: How to cross roads in Nigeria. Look left and right for cars, look up for |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by valencia25(m): 12:12pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Here is a Photo of How to Cross in Naija below
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| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Sijo01(f): 12:15pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Ignatio: witin a tweelkle of an eye |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by iykmora(m): 12:30pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
sharingan-byakugan-rinnegan-kyuubi mode...nothin dae happen!!! |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by pronime(f): 12:46pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
that's not true because safety is of the lord |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Yorisb: 12:50pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
pronime: that's not true because safety is of the lord Huh? |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Castos(m): 12:52pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Na only naija dis proccedure dey so? Ok, if u wan cross for Syria, just walk through without caution. GOD PURNISH DEVIL! |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by horlarwhykay: 1:10pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Whao! This is serious, Insecurity at its peak.  |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by 2good(m): 1:12pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
pronime: that's not true because safety is of the lord Your reasoning is the consequence of a failed system. I really pity your type because you will be a great meal for so called pastors and men of god to feed on due to your extreme level of delusion and irrationality in reasoning 1 Like |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by ariyebaba(m): 1:19pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
In a "KAMIKAZE" style |
| Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Esejames(f): 1:24pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Also look zigzag for strange bullets. |
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