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| Lessons In Logic by Migines(op): 2:25pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Lessons In Logic -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was born intelligent - education ruined me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect so why practice? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One should love animals. They are so tasty. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So, why learn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. what more can I say. |
| Re: Lessons In Logic by kronkykay(m): 4:54am On Nov 23, 2007 |
sayings of a foolish wise man |
| Re: Lessons In Logic by djcrooky(m): 7:12am On Nov 23, 2007 |
oh God nairaland |
| Re: Lessons In Logic by ituen(m): 7:32pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
Children at backseat cause accidents Accidents at backseat cause children |
| Re: Lessons In Logic by Migines(op): 7:33pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
Niiiice |
| Re: Lessons In Logic by ituen(m): 7:36pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
thnks prof miggy |
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