Is there any great ife(OAU) student on this thread, please where what are those necessary things to take to those useless DSA staff, i dont wanna get there and be stranded,and when can we start going to school to collect necessary documents, thanks.

Chokolee: [b]ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
Well this is to inform our new members and quests that we have executive positions in this house . For now i would like to snatch the honour of introducing THE PRESIDENT, THE VICE PRESIDENT AND OUR LOVELY FIRSTLADY.

'9' as we mostly called him is a dedicated, unique, determined and enterprising youngman who within many odds created this thread for the benefit of batch B NYSC aspirants. His achievements are inumerable;He has been honoured with the award of GRAND COMMANDER OF NYSC.(GCON) ,so next time you chat wit him online, do not forget his accolades. If we go on and on, a whole day would not be enough to decribe this man of integrity, honour and respect we are talking about. So help me welcome with a cool smile ovation, the PRESIDENT!! His Royal Excellency, 9-zeroes.....[please if u want to clap, you are free to clap]

MOSHOODN, one of our very own..the only individual in this house whose name has a chemical formular,[ask him he would gladly tell you] the man who do not or rarely post his comments in small letters[bolded capitals], the busiest VP ever. You dont get to see him as often as you are thinking nowadays..except some of us who are privilaged to have interacted with him in the very new days of tension about the scrap of batch B. So, let me not say too much, you would get to know him better as the days onfold. I present to you, the VICE PRESIDENT, His Excellency MOOOOSSSHODN!!

The next person i am going to unveil is an individual whose impact in this house can not be over emphasised. She is a mother, a mentor, a guideline, a scale rule amongst many of these a humble woman. Whose dedication is to keep peace and harmony. So by now i would expect you to look at ur browsing apparatus and smile as we welcome THE FIRST LADY, Her Excellency+Princess SHYGAL.!....

I would like to let you know that we would not be able to give you the full list of people in EXECUTIVE POSITIONS in this house. The MINISTERS, AMBASSADORS, COMMISIONERS, CHIEF OF DEFENCE(detectives 1&2). As time goes on we would introduce these people in the executive arms[make i no omit any name ooo]Uncle T.stone,Okoya,Naijaobi,sigba,loskee,abbafusi,nellO7,mykejones,teteyaks,bukkylois,norillicios,odicowest,sammygold,ujchief,chokomania,flairlady amongst many others..any omitted name would be updated tanks.
On this note: i would like to give our new member the most cherished and the golden rules of this house::
>No abusive comments, weather intentional or unintentional.
>No religious/tribal sentiments[ if dem de quarrel for this room, u for no meet am like this]
>Treat every member of the house like your brother or sister.
>Do not be selfish with information.
>Commend any good comment in this house... So, it has been your brother..Chokolee'Dis house call me 's
poon of God'[/b]

Chokolee!!! Bros I dey feel you.

Boss 9-zeros, I guess CHOKOLEE is our PRO!!!

@shygal: i see u! hav u bought ur sneakers yet?

T.stone:

Chokolee!!! Bros I dey feel you.

Boss 9-zeros, I guess CHOKOLEE is our PRO!!!

yep!.

not2long: Is there any great ife(OAU) student on this thread, please where what are those necessary things to take to those useless DSA staff, i dont wanna get there and be stranded,and when can we start going to school to collect necessary documents, thanks.

Cool down not too long...I be IFE grad and I don't fink DSA deserved those words!

9-zeros:

yep!.

Confirmed!

What happend to the old house

Wooow! So many peepz in da house and d pages are movin fasta dan expectd... Ur all welcome! Our pro chokolee aka spoon of God hs said it all
@9 not yet, i'v nt evn goten anytin yet xcpt my whites.sad* wt abt u?
@promzi ur most welcomd 2d hse
@nori i got a space 4u bt hd 2giv one of our guest coz u were'nt here on tym. Am Sowi
@pro chokolee aka spoon of God. Kudos 2u. Dt ws gud!

this is nice....i like it !!!!!!!!!

Good evening house. Am technically new on nairaland and am going for nysc batch B too.... So is anyone gonna welcome me yet?

chudidonas: Good evening house. Am technically new on nairaland and am going for nysc batch B too.... So is anyone gonna welcome me yet?

ur most welcome dea

Chokolee: [b]ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
Well this is to inform our new members and quests that we have executive positions in this house . For now i would like to snatch the honour of introducing THE PRESIDENT, THE VICE PRESIDENT AND OUR LOVELY FIRSTLADY.

'9' as we mostly called him is a dedicated, unique, determined and enterprising youngman who within many odds created this thread for the benefit of batch B NYSC aspirants. His achievements are inumerable;He has been honoured with the award of GRAND COMMANDER OF NYSC.(GCON) ,so next time you chat wit him online, do not forget his accolades. If we go on and on, a whole day would not be enough to decribe this man of integrity, honour and respect we are talking about. So help me welcome with a cool smile ovation, the PRESIDENT!! His Royal Excellency, 9-zeroes.....[please if u want to clap, you are free to clap]

MOSHOODN, one of our very own..the only individual in this house whose name has a chemical formular,[ask him he would gladly tell you] the man who do not or rarely post his comments in small letters[bolded capitals], the busiest VP ever. You dont get to see him as often as you are thinking nowadays..except some of us who are privilaged to have interacted with him in the very new days of tension about the scrap of batch B. So, let me not say too much, you would get to know him better as the days onfold. I present to you, the VICE PRESIDENT, His Excellency MOOOOSSSHODN!!

The next person i am going to unveil is an individual whose impact in this house can not be over emphasised. She is a mother, a mentor, a guideline, a scale rule amongst many of these a humble woman. Whose dedication is to keep peace and harmony. So by now i would expect you to look at ur browsing apparatus and smile as we welcome THE FIRST LADY, Her Excellency+Princess SHYGAL.!....

I would like to let you know that we would not be able to give you the full list of people in EXECUTIVE POSITIONS in this house. The MINISTERS, AMBASSADORS, COMMISIONERS, CHIEF OF DEFENCE(detectives 1&2). As time goes on we would introduce these people in the executive arms[make i no omit any name ooo]Uncle T.stone,Okoya,Naijaobi,sigba,loskee,abbafusi,nellO7,mykejones,teteyaks,bukkylois,norillicios,odicowest,sammygold,ujchief,chokomania,flairlady amongst many others..any omitted name would be updated tanks.

On this note: i would like to give our new member the most cherished and the golden rules of this house::
>No abusive comments, weather intentional or unintentional.
>No religious/tribal sentiments[ if dem de quarrel for this room, u for no meet am like this]
>Treat every member of the house like your brother or sister.
>Do not be selfish with information.
>Commend any good comment in this house... So, it has been your brother..Chokolee'Dis house call me 'spoon of God'[/b]

SPOON OF GOD.am loyal sir, may ur daz b long

Bukkylois in d house ┐('⌣'┐) (┌'⌣')┌ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ┌(˘.˘)ʃ

anitank: Bukkylois in d house ┐('⌣'┐) (┌'⌣')┌ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ┌(˘.˘)ʃ

Hahaha my dear I hav been peeping too....

Shygal: ur most welcome dea

I see u HRH

anitank: Bukkylois in d house ┐('⌣'┐) (┌'⌣')┌ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ┌(˘.˘)ʃ

Hahaha my dear I hav been peeping cos I dnt hav a room yet, my room must be en suite wif a toilet, LED flat screen tv, must hav split system n 24/7 electricity and internet service, I also want a world class chef...

Ladies what kind of hair style is appropriate for camp

Shygal: Wooow! So many peepz in da house and d pages are movin fasta dan expectd... Ur all welcome! Our pro chokolee aka spoon of God hs said it all
@9 not yet, i'v nt evn goten anytin yet xcpt my whites.sad* wt abt u?
@promzi ur most welcomd 2d hse
@nori i got a space 4u bt hd 2giv one of our guest coz u were'nt here on tym. Am Sowi
@pro chokolee aka spoon of God. Kudos 2u. Dt ws gud!

first lady is like u nd i is eating on d same plate,i hv not even buy a pin.may God help us o

promzy143: I guezz I gat here rada 2 late...hope der's gona b space 4 mi 2 crash 4 d nyt...pray I dnt get dis late 2 camp...wana tnk evri1 in da houz. I wont b rng 2 say NL wil neva hv a houz dis swt - PAST PRESENT FUTURE...hvnt gotn 2 camp yet n its all 2 fun in here. Kudoz 2 9-z, shygal, T.stone, sigba, ujchief n evri1 in da houz...ya'all rockI guezz I gat here rada 2 late...hope der's gona b space 4 mi 2 crash 4 d nyt...pray I dnt get dis late 2 camp...wana tnk evri1 in da houz. I wont b rng 2 say NL wil neva hv a houz dis swt - PAST PRESENT FUTURE...hvnt gotn 2 camp yet n its all 2 fun in here. Kudoz 2 9-z, shygal, T.stone, sigba, ujchief n evri1 in da houz...ya'all rockI guezz I gat here rada 2 late...hope der's gona b space 4 mi 2 crash 4 d nyt...pray I dnt get dis late 2 camp...wana tnk evri1 in da houz. I wont b rng 2 say NL wil neva hv a houz dis swt - PAST PRESENT FUTURE...hvnt gotn 2 camp yet n its all 2 fun in here. Kudoz 2 9-z, shygal, T.stone, sigba, ujchief n evri1 in da houz...ya'all rock

You re welcome dearie. You aint late, the house is big enough to contain u.

Awwwww I really feel bad for those of us who hav to leave our bfs/gfs, fiance/fiancee and our husbands/wives for 3 weeks n mayb a year, pls if u love ur nysc cert do not indulge in any thing sexually related in camp if u r caught ur nysc year is over...

bukkylois:
Hahaha my dear I hav been peeping cos I dnt hav a room yet, my room must be en suite wif a toilet, LED flat screen tv, must hav split system n 24/7 electricity and internet service, I also want a world class chef...

lol even jacuzi.....thief!

anitank: What happend to the old house

Go and start ur punishment, start reading from the page u stopped. You almost broke our hearts wit ur goodbye speech.

sigba:
Oh dear! Every disappointment is a blessing, the kitchen is really beautifull and u'll love it there, it's very warm there too, warmer than my bed

buh i stil prefer ur bed. Nutin beats it! I could get to sleep there at 5pm and wake up 11am next day, i really miss the old house *sobs*

bukkylois: Ladies what kind of hair style is appropriate for camp

For me, i'm doing it allback Ghana braids, i dont think there'll be time to be brushing weavons and applying serum.

9-zeros:
@uncle-t: haha. dey luv us.
@norilicious: i kept a special room 4 u @ d v.i.p section. lol.
@chokolee: haha!!!! u na baaaaad guy. i see u.

i see u too sir!!

T.stone:

Chokolee!!! Bros I dey feel you.

Boss 9-zeros, I guess CHOKOLEE is our PRO!!!

yes boss

Shygal: Wooow! So many peepz in da house and d pages are movin fasta dan expectd... Ur all welcome! Our pro chokolee aka spoon of God hs said it all
@9 not yet, i'v nt evn goten anytin yet xcpt my whites.sad* wt abt u?
@promzi ur most welcomd 2d hse
@nori i got a space 4u bt hd 2giv one of our guest coz u were'nt here on tym. Am Sowi
@pro chokolee aka spoon of God. Kudos 2u. Dt ws gud!

Thank u ma lady,

odicowest: SPOON OF GOD.am loyal sir, may ur daz b long

Thank you u Hon. Minister

bukkylois: Ladies what kind of hair style is appropriate for camp

buky dnt u think lowcut and all back wil b gud.lol wat do u tink?

anitank: lol even jacuzi.....thief!

I even need a body guard

ujchief:
buh i stil prefer ur bed. Nutin beats it! I could get to sleep there at 5pm and wake up 11am next day, i really miss the old house *sobs*

Oww, kuchi kuchi baby, pls dont qwai, come and share my bed wit me..

sigba:
For me, i'm doing it allback Ghana braids, i dont think there'll be time to be brushing weavons and applying serum.

Yeah I was thinking of making loose braids but I won't make it full

bukkylois: Awwwww I really feel bad for those of us who hav to leave our bfs/gfs, fiance/fiancee and our husbands/wives for 3 weeks n mayb a year, pls if u love ur nysc cert do not indulge in any thing sexually related in camp if u r caught ur nysc year is over...

bt man no b wood, na by coded move nd action?

Shygal: Wooow! So many peepz in da house and d pages are movin fasta dan expectd... Ur all welcome! Our pro chokolee aka spoon of God hs said it all
@9 not yet, i'v nt evn goten anytin yet xcpt my whites.sad* wt abt u?
@promzi ur most welcomd 2d hse
@nori i got a space 4u bt hd 2giv one of our guest coz u were'nt here on tym. Am Sowi
@pro chokolee aka spoon of God. Kudos 2u. Dt ws gud!

i havnt bought a pin!. haha!. just maybe... u knw ma plans na. but, i'd luv see u in dat all-white attire... #shy-angel

anitank: What happend to the old house

we had to move a bigger/better house. nice!