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Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by fluxbush(f): 6:15pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Mine happened way back wen i was in my second year in the university.One early sunday morning,I was ill and planned to skip church for dat day.My two sisters were getting ready for the church service.Suddenly,the outer door to my lodge was opened and a guy stepped in and asked my sister who was standing in d corridor,if all her sisters were at home.She assumed he was one of anybody's frnd and said yes.He walked ryt in with anoda guy and stepped into our room.He shoved my sister into d room,and pointed a small pistol at her.The other guy brought out a long scary looking rifle from his baggy jeans.We were still staring at dem,lyk idiots.The first guy,who seemed to be deir leader,told us to lie dwn and stop starin at dem.The second guy was busy searching the entire room and our bathroom.Wen he came to d place my eldest sis usually hides money,she surprisingly jumped up and blocked his path.He took the mirro and almost smashed her head in but d leader stopped him.Already,he had taken our fones and was quietly and politely 'begging' us to bring d money out.We kept denyin dat we had money and it pissed off d oda guy.Anoda guy walked in and started loosening his trousers for a gang rape.He called out to d odas outsyd to cum in.Their leader told dem to hold on.He walked to my eldest sis and asked her which sec skul she attended.She replied FGC Ikot ekpene.He told her dat he knew her and dat was wen she recognised him,as her immediate senior bk den.He turned to me and asked y I was writhing.I said I was ill.Can u imagine he took out his wallet and dropped sum money for my drugs?He den told all his guys to leave and locked us insyd.Though he took d fones,we were hapi we werent gang raped cuz evryone in d lodge had travelled for the wkend.I will never forget dat day. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Pakavy(m): 6:16pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
5yrs ago at abu samaru campus,was going off k towards north gate afta a class when suddenly there were gun shots in front of north gate and within uba bank.som bank robbers had taken ova d bank in a raid.com c how dem dey fire ammunition.i dash down sharpaly.nothing suprised me than d sight of a woman holding 2 ak47 and firing 4rm d sunroof of a v boot.d manager of daula restaurant then,an elderly cop at d bank and 2 students lost their lyfs som 4rm stray bullets.afta d robbery they took off towards shikk where a cop house was located.no policeman made any attempt 2 stop d gateaway cars.infact na afta lyk 15mins afta d robbery dem show 3 Likes |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by stevSKY(m): 6:19pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
i remember my expirence wen i was abt 10yrs old...... my dad jst won da a seat at da fed. house of rep. news speculated dat dey wer given huge sums to buy official cars for dem selfs....... 3 hefty men wit guns came home lookin for my old man...luckly he was stil in abj....dey flogd our gate man n forced him to unlock da door into da main house wic he did..... dey had guns, cutlas n ax.... men wen i saw dem i peed on me.... |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
All my life, i had never experienced an encounter with robbers, until June 2010. That was the first time, but it wasn't as painful as the incident of 3 weeks ago. . . This is my story, firsthand, not hearsay. A close friend of mine scheduled her wedding for the 26th of May 2012, i gave her my word that I'll be there, and since i hate going back on my word or promises, i was determined to be there, come what may. I planned leaving on Friday morning, but something came up, and i headed to the office. Concluded my activities and decided to travel at night to abuja, just to keep my promise. I left the island at 2 and headed to the ABC park at jibowu, yaba. Got there paid my fare, 6200 naira only, and ofcourse, opened my laptop and logged into NL. The bus was to depart by 4 pm and i had a little time to kill. I went to the thread, "Interested in Moderating this section" where i had earlier signified interest to Moderate the Romance section, i dropped a few comments, and logged out. For those who may want to confirm, the bus code was "125". . . Bus 125 to abuja, on the 25th of may 2012. We were not allowed luggage in the cabin, so i deposited my laptop and my backpack to be loaded into the luggage compartment of the luxury bus. . . Then i submitted for searching. After the search, i boarded. My seat number was originally 28, but a lady and her aged mother came on board, her seat number was 29, while her mother's was 31. Seat 31 happened to be on the other side, the right hand side. Therefore, i considered how the lady would be separated from her aged mom, who may need help during the course of the journey, and i decided to swap seats with her. She was very grateful. To be continued. Still fresh on my mind, and this is the first time I'm extensively narrating this since it happened. |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 6:31pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Jakumo: Assuming this story is not fictitious, throwing hand-grenades in a residential area is an extremely dangerous and reckless course of action, but hey, when under attack and in fear of imminent death, all means of battle are fair to use in the heat of the moment.ur a fool to say dis thing. Come to d naija delta and say dis. 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
double j1:d mumu no get village,when im don dey abroad dey dodge police im no go knw wetin dey happen here na |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by BUSHMAN1: 6:39pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
when i was living with my uncle in peckam one evening as i went out side the front garden with a big black bag full of rubbish i was going to throw in the bin outside,a young looking guy came up to me with some thing that looked like a ten inch screwdriver and threatned to stab me,unless i handed over the bag, i quikly handed him the bag,later i heard rumours that it was a mistaking identity apparently he thought it was a bag full of ganja not knowing it was a bag full of dog shit and rotten fish and all kinda house hold rubbish 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by jude33084(m): 6:49pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Jakumo: Assuming this story is not fictitious, throwing hand-grenades in a residential area is an extremely dangerous and reckless course of action, but hey, when under attack and in fear of imminent death, all means of battle are fair to use in the heat of the moment. I don't like guys that are not real! Imagine a Nigerian say such trash! |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by swiftycool(m): 6:54pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Vikin:Am sorry to say this, your Uche ogbo-whatever must have been a thief, probably one of those guys who listen up on other peoples gists and jokes to form what they use for comedy. This thing happened to us live and even the little boy and girl of then who are now undergraduates of uni in Naija are regular visitors on Nairaland. So, please ask ur uche where he got the original story from. I wonder what I gain by claimin to be a part of the story unlike others. 5 Likes |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by jude33084(m): 6:55pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
sexkillz: All my life, i had never experienced an encounter with robbers, until June 2010. That was the first time, but it wasn't as painful as the incident of 3 weeks ago. . . This is my story, firsthand, not hearsay. Na wetin come happen na? Mumu 4 Likes |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
The bus eventually moved. The evening of Friday the 25th was a rainy one, so it contributed to traffic building up faster. We got to ibadan around 9 pm where we were joined by other abuja bound passengers, about 5 or 6 of them. I was listening to music on my phone, and i was alternating between sleep and being awake. We spent almost 25 minutes in ibadan before continuing the journey. The journey was smooth and there were vigilantes along the way and i noticed the bus always pulled to a stop whenever it got to their point. I was sitting at the window seat, and beside a really huge guy. He had pulled his seat backward and was really dozing. At around 1 am, the driver slammed hard on the brakes, and almost immediately, the door which was situated at the right hand side of the bus, directly in front of me, swung open. . . 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by swiftycool(m): 6:57pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
BUSH MAN: when i was living with my uncle in peckam one evening as i went out side the front garden with a big black bag full of rubbish i was going to throw in the bin outside,a young looking guy came up to me with some thing that looked like a ten inch screwdriver and threatned to stab me,unless i handed over the bag, i quikly handed him the bag,later i heard rumours that it was a mistaking identity apparently he thought it was a bag full of ganja not knowing it was a bag full of dog shit and rotten fish and all kinda house hold rubbish Hahahahahahaha!! Oh my! I can't stop laughing |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
jude33084:Relax na. . . Na phone i dey use type, and i just dey remember things wen i don dey try forget. . . |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by valencia25(m): 7:05pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
jude33084: I tire oo, d guy wan Sell Part 2.... Finally he dan release am |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
this happened on the 10th Sept 2010 I was relocating to a new appartment in a new toyota sienna 2009 model. I foolishly loaded the vehicle with all my important stuff, everything thts important. Laptop, 100% of my school transcript, international passport, my external hard drive with numerous projects backed up on it, 5 blackberry phones & 2 other high tech phones, clothes, shoes, just think of it, it was in the car. 2 guys ordered me to lie flat each with his gun, give me ur car key and ur fones, of they zoomed with the vehicle and everything in it. I am glad the did not take my life with them. That's the most valuable thing they left for me. and i thank them for this. I remember the IPO asking me to give him money so he can enter the report in their books. a man who has just lost things worth N7 Million naira, he later asked if my ATM was also in the car. I gave up the search when i got tired of feeding the police and pastors daily. I got my rents back and re-relocated 2 Likes |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by kreamstaff: 7:17pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
@webdezzi, wow hope you have recovered now o, 7mill is no little change men, Sexkillz oya now! I dey always gbadun your gists please complete the story |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Initially, i thought it was routine check. The door was open for almost 40 seconds before a man speaking with an hausa accent barged in with a very sharp cutlass, screaming at the top of his voice: EVERYBODY COME DOWN, EVERYBODY COME DOWN". He turned to me, "give me money, give me anything" i surrendered my phone. My second phone was on my lap when he barged in, and fell off when i stood up. By then, there was pandemonium in a bus of about 50 passengers. . . I made to run towards the front, but the robber dragged me back, and stretched his hand. I put my hands into my pockets and emptied the money in them into his hands, and he ordered me to go down. . . I hurriedly obeyed. I was in shock, but i wasn't in panic. . . |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by keneslow: 7:26pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
swiftycool: This happened some years ago in the south south of Naija, when robberies were very rampant and robbers so daring. The Dad of a friend of mine who was a senior military officer in charge of gunnery and ammunition which were often supplied to the base under his supervision. This man sometimes secretly stored ammo in their house which was outside the base while their quaters was being renovated and no one knew of it till one day. The same way wey Seun dey post programming challenge, my own today na Jazz challenge . Our 'company' is looking to test this African "bullet proof" jazz. We visit Nigeria about three times a year. The rules are simple: you wear your bullet proof jazz and we get to pepper you with shots from handguns and rifles of our choice; no explosives. After 5 minutes we will cease all fire and if you are still alive you get a grand sum of N25 million and also a life-time contract working with our 'company' to fully develop "jazz bullet proof". You will be payed N50 million per year. You must sign our release form; one of the clauses is if you die from this experiment, we the 'company' bear zero liability. Oya I dey wait, and make una no tell me say na your friend papa grandfather sabi do am or u no fit reveal the secret. Carry come 6 Likes |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by vickydave(f): 7:28pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
swiftycool: Come o, u guys cannot be reading my own experiences and not contribute o! Which ones na? If no more contributions I may stop posting chikena!how many life robbery xperience u get? make it real jor! |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
2005, my young brother decided am the only person he could trust to accompany him to check his WAEC result, and even gave me conditions .he kept our transport fare in his back pocket inside his wallet ofcourse. When we entered the bus,he sat infront and i sat behind him. The bus was filled up in no time and we started moving, after sometime the conductor requested for the fare,my bro paid for us and keep back his wallet. I was looking out the window watching the beautiful scenery when out the corner of my eye i saw something that flash like lightning in the general direction of my bros pocket. I didn't waste time i just dash my hand straight ,caught the lightning and it turn out to be a human hand, i held it and searched for the owner looked the guy full in the face and said'' not so fast bro that ain't your pocket'' in a low tone luckily for him nobody noticed. I was really embarrassed for such a well dressed guy. Told my brother later and just concluded that the guy might be a kleptomaniac 5 Likes |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 7:42pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
As i got down, a part of my mind said to flee, but right there in front of me was another robber, he subjected me to another round of searching, and then directed me to lie face down on the ground. Did i say ground? It was actually a bush and moderately wet ground, but i did not care, all i wanted was for this ordeal to be over. At that time, i took succour in the fact that my bag was kinda safe in the luggage compartment. I still had my laptop, my wallet, money etc, so i could easily get a new phone in abuja the next day. . . So i thought. As i was on the ground, other passengers were alighting and thoroughly searched as well. The ladies were made to pull down their panties, while they beamed their searchlights on them. . . It was then i realized that there were 15 of them. . . |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
I remember when once a burglar tried to remove our front widow of our house to gain entry. The sound woke my dad up and he had this very large recoiless hammer that he always kept under his bed. He sneAked downstairs and opened the door and almost smashed the robber's face in with the hammer. The robber ran and my dad gave him a hot pursuit. After that incidence, we named my dad 'Thor god of thunder' 9 Likes |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
sexkillz: As i got down, a part of my mind said to flee, but right there in front of me was another robber, he subjected me to another round of searching, and then directed me to lie face down on the ground. Did i say ground? It was actually a bush and moderately wet ground, but i did not care, all i wanted was for this ordeal to be over. Sexkillz you better stop keeping us In suspense by telling half and half story. Tell the whole gaddem story jor. Me raye shitz mehn.v |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by dubem3(m): 7:56pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Jakumo: i can understand your not believing the existence of these herbally made bullet proofs. By virtue of the environment where i was brought up, i'll just tell u simply that they exist Thats if it means anything. I remember this story my then secondary school maths teacher (an hausa brother) told us about this chicken that always went to the drain of a certain local bathroom where peeps to be made cut proof took their bath with the herbal concortion to drink water. How on the day the owner wanted to kill it, the knife could not cut through the skin and how they had to sell it and how he wondered who bought it and what became of the chicken. Those things are real, i've seen them work. 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by eledalo: 8:14pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Imagine people laughing about being robbed! Suffering and smiling! Idiats!! Fu(-)ck you and your reply to my post! |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by crackhouse(m): 8:17pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
swiftycool: Hi Nairalanders, having lived in or presently living in Nigeria or any other crime prone country, I know many of us have had personal experiences or heard other peoples experiences of armed robbers, cultists, rapists, kidnappers, assasins and the likes.it begins with you. |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 8:31pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Mine was way back 2005, i closed frm work n i went to see a bf of mine. I stayed up late @ his house, i left around 11pm n dey offered to see me off abt 4 of dem my bf n brodas but i rejected the offer. On my way home dat nyt jux few blocks b4 my house, i saw 2 guys walkin up towards me, one of dem stopped n tld me dat he has a problem n dat its a disease dat he is sufferin frm, i got scared n i tot d guy might rape me n pass on d disease to me. So i tld him to go to d hospital, wen i got to my gate, dz same guy brought out a gun(an awka made) n pointed it @ me n asked for my fone n money, i handed dem over to him n dey left me witout hurtn me. Den i knocked at d gate n d gateman opened d gate for me, i went in n thanked God for sparing my life. Since den i became careful. Meanwhile i made my bf replaced d fone cos if i had nt been to his house dat nyt it wouldnt hav happened |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by crackhouse(m): 8:56pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
swiftycool: A friend of mine narrated his co-tenants' story which was so funny.the OP said true life experience and not some kind of movie or joke. |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by Nobody: 9:04pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Am a bit shocked at the number of people that believed OP's first story. A number of the 'experiences' on this thread are fabricated I don't even know which one to believe. |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by swiftycool(m): 9:06pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
This one happened also in one of the states in the south south where I worked 4 a bit. In those days when gsm was still fresh in Naija and so many thieves were stealing phones, a certain youngman - let's call him joe's phone was stolen and he tried to call the number to see if a good samaritan could have found it for him. Strangely the phone was answered but by a stupid sounding guy with a thick local accent in broken english. Joe pleaded with him to return the phone 4 a reward and after a long discussion, the guy asked joe to come meet him at the town park which was about 30km from where he was. On getting there after spending money on Tp and making the long uncomfortable journey, Joe called the number and the guy picked up but this time started laughing and said; Ol boi, u mumu well well sha, so u believe say I go gif u dis fone? I no dey park o, I just wan stress u! Joe was mad but calmed down and pleaded with him to even take the phone but leave the Sim so he could retrieve important contact's numbers and other vital infos. After several calls pleading and begging, the guy asked him to go to another distant location the next morning and ask a lady selling akara for the sim. Early the next day Joe set out to d location and actually saw an akara seller whom he asked but she claimed she knew nothing of the sort. Joe then tried the number and it rang, this time the theif told him to sit down near the akara seller's location till he came. This he did for the next 4 hrs, making calls over and again until when the theif started laughing at him over the phone calling him mumu and telling him to better buy akara for dinner because he might likely sleep there. At that point Joe just realised this guy was not planning to release the phone and just went home sad. 5 Likes |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by crackhouse(m): 9:07pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
swiftycool: Travelling by night luxirious busses used to be fun in Naija till robbers took over the highways.really? They went to get some wrapper from the ladies washing at the stream? That night? Washing cloth at the stream in the night? Oh! Come on, ur story is far from reality. Unless u wanna tell me those ladies are mermaids. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by swiftycool(m): 9:11pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Few days later after narating the experience to his friends, they hacked a plan to set up the thief. One of the guy's called the theif and pretending to think he was talking to Joe told him he had sent 50k for the house rent and other things through a driver from abuja going to Usa park in d town.he was told to call d driver on a specific number so he could be identified becos the driver had also been given his own number. The theif took the bait and planned to go collect the money supposedly meant for Joe by impersonating him through his possesion of the phone. He arrived with a friend to the park at the stated time not knowing that joe and his friends were there waiting 4 him pretending to be passangers. As he made the call, Joe's friend's phone rang and he went to meet him pretending to be the driver. He got close to the theif and held him while the other guys rushed to meet them. The thief's friend noticed the happenings and ran away abandoning his okada, while the caught thief was given the beating of his life that day. I as a passer by came accross this scene and pleaded with the guys I saw beating a defenseless guy to stop but when they narrated the whole story involved I was so pissed and didn't know when I joined them beating the guy and so did many other passers by. The guy was beaten so much, stripped naked and then allowed to go. The okada was handed over to the police with a report that it belonged to a thief. Am sure that guy would think twice before stealing again. Lol! 4 Likes |
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