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Dumb by D4don007(m): 5:11pm On Nov 27, 2007
Teacher Teacher
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!


TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!


TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Re: Dumb by Migines(m): 5:21pm On Nov 27, 2007
If u need help finding the full version of this joke, just search for sam milla's jokes and some oda threads.

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