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Dumb by D4don007(m): 5:11pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
Teacher Teacher TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO" TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLY: Me! TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. |
Re: Dumb by Migines(m): 5:21pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
If u need help finding the full version of this joke, just search for sam milla's jokes and some oda threads. |
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