millinmax2:

What is happening here...Acid Bobo where u de i need big stout and give goldie wetin she want jare...No fighting tonight

Goldieluks: Where acid and co?
i need one bottle of dry gin.

acidtalk:


See no ever call my name again if you enter this bar you hear me? Dey go meet my second.

You wey I say make I press you nyansh to see if e soft like your palm, you come dey shout on me in presence of all these drunkards.

Say I dey run bar no mean say I no go school oh!

Sijo01: Barman, gimi 1bottle of kunu

James-dman:
I don show, i don show. . . My fellow drunkards,furkers and ganjer men and women, i hail o! Hw una weekend be lyk na?
Barman how ur side na, o'boy i see ur younger sister for church 2day. I jst dey trip for her, abeg runs her for me na. Na that kind gud gal i need for my lyf, she fit change me for the better. . . Meanwhile, pass me five bottles of harp!

OPEYEMI AD: e be like say we go open another small joint 4 dose debtors o! U can imagine dis one self dey talk

acidtalk: E be like say I go employ on of the directors for KPMG or Arthur Anderson or even Rotimi Willaims, the way wey account no dey balance for this bar I no like am.

I go even buy cctv instal for here. Imagine last night the Vigilante people see SEUN and SEXKILLZ as dem jump fence come steal money for our vault.

If to employ Accountant and buy cctv too much, I go kuku hire Boko Haram boys make dem come dey guard this bar when we close.

Brite02:
I talk an say na that five five naira wey barman don dey pay u 4 dz bar, na him dey puff ya head abi now now u don 4get when i been dey buy u drink b4 b4 also...no worry carry hia dey do house like say na u get am, make u no 4get how your oga(barman) been dey owe ekaette brother(former assistant barman) sote they 4 burst ya oga head, make u follow dey form kingkong ya own time dey come

acidtalk: E be like say I go employ on of the directors for KPMG or Arthur Anderson or even Rotimi Willaims, the way wey account no dey balance for this bar I no like am.

I go even buy cctv instal for here. Imagine last night the Vigilante people see SEUN and SEXKILLZ as dem jump fence come steal money for our vault.

If to employ Accountant and buy cctv too much, I go kuku hire Boko Haram boys make dem come dey guard this bar when we close.

OPEYEMI AD: se me se wahala o, because u ask me 4credit and i say i no go give na him make dey rake, i can see u wan folow turn dis bar down God no go gree. Out of dat five five naira na dere i dey comot give ur sister money 4 feeding fees

Brite02:

kai, so na u be guy wey dey tuturi ma sista, errrrr o000k. Wait make i catch u near her..wetin i dey talk sef, wey barman?

Barman! Barman!! Barman!!!

Brite02:
na him i dey seeeeee becos of u dz sunday wey make barman dey form kingkong.. Barman i dey wait 4d kini na

millinmax2:


Acid come take money me i de go house...

Foxybone: Where Bleep Killz Enter na... I never see am for like how many pages now...

OPEYEMI AD: another criminal has jst been discover oya get out nw b4 i cal security 4u

Sijo01:


wer dis karikature migrate frm

Barman c ur boy dey harras me !
Oya cautiom am bfor i ring bottle for em head .

Omolola1:

why you dey look for am

Brite02:

kai, so na u be guy wey dey tuturi ma sista, errrrr o000k. Wait make i catch u near her..wetin i dey talk sef, wey barman?

Barman! Barman!! Barman!!!

Foxybone:

Tell me say you no dey miss ur esteemed mod.... Any way sha, make i narrate this small experience...

The last I visit bar go take some ishewu and small stout... infact no be bar sef na for Hidden Garden... After I don high finish, na so I start to dey look for my shoe.... I look under the chair, check everywhere, come begin dey even ask people wey siddon near me if them see my shoe... For my mind, na so I dey tell my self say "guy, you never high na, just keep on looking for your shoe even though you memory dey fail you". If I ask people, dem go just look me like say I get problem, turn start to dey laugh, for my side no be laughing matter o.... As e be say I don sweat finish, na so i say make I clean my face... Omo, na my shoe I see for my hand... Na so my eyes clears immediately as people start to dey laff me... I just carry leg run leave there o....

Sijo01:


wer dis karikature migrate frm

Barman c ur boy dey harras me !
Oya cautiom am bfor i ring bottle for em head .

Sijo01: ^Like oga like boy . person wey go tak kar of ur boy dey come .
abeg gimi coffee mk i warm my system jor.

OPEYEMI AD: u see d influence of alcohol, i been teling u people to stop going to garden wey no get Nafdac aproved. U wan tel me say u dnt knw dat na flat drink den give u drink, if i dey dere and notice dat i 4use slap clear ur face. Nw dat u don relocate to our bar nw noting dey hapen, u ar welcome

OPEYEMI AD: frm indonesian...u said wat, ring botle ur own down finish be dat jst contact ur lawyer b4 we start, so dat i can take 2% of ur property...

OPEYEMI AD: go hired trailer pack dem come i dey ready 2 4 7, by d way wot d hell do u mean by coffe,here resemble wetin 4ur face, go to our backyard meshai shop dey dere, u can even order 4 peper soup and tea

Foxybone:

Tell me say you no dey miss ur esteemed mod.... Any way sha, make i narrate this small experience...

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freecocoa: Okay i don ball in make i show una say na we dey run things for the streets.

Bar man,wida your wida eyes o,nack me one big bottle of alomo sharparly,i wan dey well now.