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If I Was President by dani1luv: 12:35pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
[size=13pt]You Know how we do it nah?? I swear If I was Naija's President, I would change the name from "Carrot Jeans" to "Potatoe jeans" If I was Naija's President, I would not only change the name to MAULAG, but I'ld also relocate its main campus to Ibadan If I was Naija's President, I would ask terry G to re-write the National Anthem If I was Naija's President, I'd make all Prisons in 9ja very comfortable cuz anything fit happen after my tenure.." If I was Naija's President, wearing bra and pant to class would be legalised If I was Naija's President, I'ld introduce "WORLD F. . . .,,UCK DAY" If I was Naija's President, All PU. ,ss"y would have security code, only your husband's & bf(s) would have access to it Oya letz go there you can follow me on twitter @fRee_MadNezz[/size] 2 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by Lilspicer(f): 1:01pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
If i was nija president everybody must use pawpaw cook soup...if i was presido everybody go use plaintain cook indomie...... If i was presido....ini edo for be my house help if i was presido omotalo-go dey suck my diick every mornin-lol |
Re: If I Was President by Markenny(m): 1:01pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
dani1luv: [size=13pt]You Know how we do it nah?? Lol |
Re: If I Was President by ismhab(m): 1:01pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
dani1luv: [size=13pt]You Know how we do it nah??GOD WILL NEVER ALLOW U TO BECOME A CHAIRMAN OF LOCAL GOVERNMENT NOT TO TALK OF PRESIDENT. 6 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by dani1luv: 1:03pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
ismhab:[size=13pt]ENEMY OF PROGRESS[/size] |
Re: If I Was President by pat077: 1:05pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
dani1luv: [size=13pt]You Know how we do it nah??mad woman don dey show you her pants abi? |
Re: If I Was President by tellwisdom: 1:07pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
[url=http://][img]http:///gallery/d/86880-4/Interview_pukes.gif?[/img][/url] dani1luv: [size=13pt]You Know how we do it nah?? |
Re: If I Was President by slimdiggi: 1:09pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
If i was president i'll buy new shoes cos i didnt hav any while growing up |
Re: If I Was President by pat077: 1:10pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Lilspicer: If i was nija president everybody must use pawpaw cook soup...if i was presido everybody go use plaintain cook indomie......if u be 9ja president ur wife go rather kill herself dan commit suicide. |
Re: If I Was President by emekatimsu(m): 1:17pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
How did ds piece of trash make it to d front page? 9 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by greall1: 1:18pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
I will be president I will start selling fuel for 3 per litre 1 Like |
Re: If I Was President by laminaria(m): 1:22pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Wil make sure I Bleep all ur wife one after d other, Wil use all d govt money †̥ buy shoes cos am shoeless as well! Kip it roll folks afterall its saturday..let's laff til wil ..... ;DWil make sure I Bleep all ur wife one after d other, Wil use all d govt money †̥ buy shoes cos am shoeless as well! Kip it roll folks afterall its saturday..let's laff til wil ..... |
Re: If I Was President by benjy4uy2k: 1:26pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
I WILL MAKE SURE I BUILD 6 REFINERIES UPGRADE OUR LIGHT & STOP THE IMPORTATION OF GENERATOR 6 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by domino74: 1:30pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
If I was president I would created north and southern Nigeria republic serious 2 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by Orikinla(m): 1:30pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Thank God U NO B PRESIDO! |
Re: If I Was President by tevinsolt: 1:35pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
this kind of shit saddens my soul.......what a effed up nation. 1 Like |
Re: If I Was President by mykali(m): 1:36pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
why is this on the front page though? its funny...but its a mockery 4 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Dream On Philistians! |
Re: If I Was President by 9jafreak: 1:54pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
How did this make the front page? Wow! 4 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by Gombs(m): 1:55pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
If i were president,i'll get The CIA to find you,then i'd order the MOPOL to flog the moderator 60times from bringing this to the front page,then I'd hang Seun if he allows the moderator still be on his payroll...* 10 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by DURKHEIM: 2:00pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
And dts why u cannot become a class captain 2 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by Nickonomakaveli(m): 2:00pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
dani1luv: [size=13pt]You Know how we do it nah??I will be d first τ̅☺ vote 4 U̶̲̥̅̊. |
Re: If I Was President by chemberlin(m): 2:04pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
If I am d president my broda would have been playing the best football club in europe 1 Like |
Re: If I Was President by inob: 2:09pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
If i b mak #5000 note,put my face 4 am 2 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by armstrongx(m): 2:14pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
I SHOULD CALL THE SSS GUYS TO ARREST U COS UR OVER ENVIOUS.THANK GOD UR NOT GUDLUCK |
Re: If I Was President by ebamma(m): 2:19pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
if i was nigeria president,i will have sent obasanjo,ibb,atiku,patricia etteh,lucky igbinedion,orji uzor kalu,dimeji bankole,david mark,and farouk lawan and all our past and present legislators,to life imprisonment,for stealing us blind. 4 Likes |
Re: If I Was President by ebamma(m): 2:20pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
if i was nigerian president,i will have jailed ibori b4 the uk did |
Re: If I Was President by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Watin b ur party name? Me wan b senate/hse of rep leader. D bill mst pass thru me. 1 Like |
Re: If I Was President by Sijo01(f): 2:36pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
benjy4uy2k: I WILL MAKE SURE I BUILD 6 REFINERIES UPGRADE OUR LIGHT & STOP THE IMPORTATION OF GENERATOR greall1: I will be president I will start selling fuel for 3 per litre na una holy pass! Pipo liks dis enta dere, dem go roast egg 4fire. 1 Like |
Re: If I Was President by ElementG(m): 2:41pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
nice one.. got me laughing 1 Like |
Re: If I Was President by Obinoscopy(m): 2:44pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
If I was president I'll share d money among d people 1 Like |
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