dani1luv: [size=13pt]You Know how we do it nah??
I swear

If I was Naija's President, I would change the name from "Carrot Jeans" to "Potatoe jeans"

If I was Naija's President, I would not only change the name to MAULAG, but I'ld also relocate its main campus to Ibadan

If I was Naija's President, I would ask terry G to re-write the National Anthem

If I was Naija's President, I'd make all Prisons in 9ja very comfortable cuz anything fit happen after my tenure.."

If I was Naija's President, wearing bra and pant to class would be legalised

If I was Naija's President, I'ld introduce "WORLD F. . . .,,UCK DAY"

If I was Naija's President, All PU. ,ss"y would have security code, only your husband's & bf(s) would have access to it

Oya letz go there


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Gombs:

it's a Joke?..I can see you dont see my post as a joke too?...But on a serious note,i'm not shocked that u and some other's here have a peculiar sense of humour...Pls,enlighten me what's exactly funny in this topic's content?...The Topic was from a learned mind,but the content sounded like it came from someone who missed his medication..#no offence intended pls,just putting my points in the best way possible

Ur simply sick.....u prolly need to employ a massuer to start tickling u 7days a week....maybe ur sense of humor can be kick-started nd if not.....rush up to ur boring sick coner nd swallow dog poo.....

@op...⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ for d good laugh....ders never any good news about that useless pdp led shit-hole so a good laugh is in order.

emekatimsu: How did ds piece of trash make it to d front page?

Maybe we should set up a committee to investigate how it got to the front page den

emekatimsu: How did ds piece of trash make it to d front page?

Maybe we should set up a committee to investigate how it got to the front page den

IFBaby: If l am president of great Nigeria, l will solve our electricity problems, build refineries, make our education standard, too numerous to mention, till l get there

because you are truthful you wont get there.

al-ahamad:



Ur simply sick.....u prolly need to employ a massuer to start tickling u 7days a week....maybe ur sense of humor can be kick-started nd if not.....rush up to ur boring sick coner nd swallow dog poo.....

@op...⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ for d good laugh....ders never any good news about that useless pdp led shit-hole so a good laugh is in order.

if you could read,you'd notice i wrote "No offence intended pls..."
i'm sorry for angering you...Pls accept my honest apology.

dani1luv: [size=13pt]You Know how we do it nah??
I swear

If I was Naija's President, I would change the name from "Carrot Jeans" to "Potatoe jeans"

If I was Naija's President, I would not only change the name to MAULAG, but I'ld also relocate its main campus to Ibadan

If I was Naija's President, I would ask terry G to re-write the National Anthem

If I was Naija's President, I'd make all Prisons in 9ja very comfortable cuz anything fit happen after my tenure.."

If I was Naija's President, wearing bra and pant to class would be legalised

If I was Naija's President, I'ld introduce "WORLD F. . . .,,UCK DAY"

If I was Naija's President, All PU. ,ss"y would have security code, only your husband's & bf(s) would have access to it

Oya letz go there


you can follow me on twitter @fRee_MadNezz[/size]

so moderators do fu.. .ck up?

Stevez32:
Maybe we should set up a committee to investigate how it got to the front page den
Maybe we should set up a committee to investigate how it got to the front page den

dani1luv: [size=13pt]You Know how we do it nah??
I swear

If I was Naija's President, I would change the name from "Carrot Jeans" to "Potatoe jeans"

If I was Naija's President, I would not only change the name to MAULAG, but I'ld also relocate its main campus to Ibadan

If I was Naija's President, I would ask terry G to re-write the National Anthem

If I was Naija's President, I'd make all Prisons in 9ja very comfortable cuz anything fit happen after my tenure.."

If I was Naija's President, wearing bra and pant to class would be legalised

If I was Naija's President, I'ld introduce "WORLD F. . . .,,UCK DAY"

If I was Naija's President, All PU. ,ss"y would have security code, only your husband's & bf(s) would have access to it

Oya letz go there


you can follow me on twitter @fRee_MadNezz[/size]

so moderators do fu.. .ck up?

Stevez32:
Maybe we should set up a committee to investigate how it got to the front page den
Maybe we should set up a committee to investigate how it got to the front page den

u dnt knw him? They are the ones Seun kal his moderator!, mayb he was nt paid his may stipend!

If i was a 9ja president i will make on human return back to village and start up afresh just like in the olden days,if i was a 9ja president i will press the belle of all our law maker until it get dent so that dey go fit vomit all the loots,if i was 9ja president nobody go dey owns bank account and no pikin go skool abroad again,if i was a 9ja president nobody go get 2 building cos the penalty go be by hanging and cook them for hot water,if i was a 9ja president all people go dey collect salary(owo omo onilu),if i was a 9ja president i go make life easy and fun for all citizen,but cancel trip abroad.

If To Say I Be President ooo I For Become Nelson Mandela eeh... But Thank Gosh Say...But Thank Gosh Say I No Be Mandela ooo I Am Now Myself ooo

Stevez32:
Maybe we should set up a committee to investigate how it got to the front page den
Maybe we should set up a committee to investigate how it got to the front page den

MAKE U NA PUT FARUQ LAWAN TO BE THE CHAIRMAN.

So this is what some moderator has reduced our "once great NL" to. O mase oo. Anyway Naija was once great, so NL should follow.

Every silly topic gets to front page now. Seun do something.

Talking about doing something. SEUN WHAT HAPPENED TO NAIRALIST? Has a rival website settled you? Na Naija we dey talk about na.

If i claim dat seat, (president) my convoy wil travel using reverse 4rm abuja to uyo, i go chance pilot onboard collect-am aeroplane control, army go dey liedown 4 me to waka 4 dier bak, i go find 1 smal country fight war, i go replace ma street road wid tiles, i go build @least 5 sky scrapas 4 abuja, i wil relocate ma state headquater to ma village. Ma D.I.C.K no go rest 4 eight years.

OBOI, STOP DAY-DREAMING AND WAKE UP. ALL THESE IF THIS,IF THAT...E NO GO HELP YOU.
BE HARDWORKING

Very intresting! If i become nija presido na so so i go dey change some school name like change UNN to sam loco efe university also change uniabuja to chukwu emeka udu muegu university. I will be transfer capital to each each state every one one year. I will also encourage mobile money and legalise shoe seller

if i was president i would first freeze all the assets of former and current government officials until they can prove how they made the money or gained those assets legally. then make sure there is electricity all over nigeria then decentralize the federal government, then change the oil treaties with shell and make sure they and others who come to do business in naija are held accountable for their actions.

pat077: if u be 9ja president ur wife go rather kill herself dan commit suicide.

LMAOOO

domino74: If I was president I would created north and southern Nigeria republic serious

Nahhh, b4 creating that, go to school first.

Chizolum:

Nahhh, b4 creating that, go to school first.

Bad boi, why you come finish the guy now? Lmao

If i were the president, i would go and dig out Lord Lugard from his grave and force him to reverse what he did in 1914.

dani1luv: [size=13pt]You Know how we do it nah??
I swear

If I was Naija's President, I would change the name from "Carrot Jeans" to "Potatoe jeans"

If I was Naija's President, I would not only change the name to MAULAG, but I'ld also relocate its main campus to Ibadan

If I was Naija's President, I would ask terry G to re-write the National Anthem

If I was Naija's President, I'd make all Prisons in 9ja very comfortable cuz anything fit happen after my tenure.."

If I was Naija's President, wearing bra and pant to class would be legalised

If I was Naija's President, I'ld introduce "WORLD F. . . .,,UCK DAY"

If I was Naija's President, All PU. ,ss"y would have security code, only your husband's & bf(s) would have access to it

Oya letz go there


you can follow me on twitter @fRee_MadNezz[/size]

if I was naija's president....I 4 share all d allocations give evry naija citizens, no good roads, electricity, portable water etc. If u r nt satisfied wit dat, u tek ur share of d allocation 2 fix ur own problem

ebamma: if i was nigeria president,i will have sent obasanjo,ibb,atiku,patricia etteh,lucky igbinedion,orji uzor kalu,dimeji bankole,david mark,and farouk lawan and all our past and present legislators,to life imprisonment,for stealing us blind.

Best manifesto so far....but putting them in jail would amount to wasting more of our resources, think of another short cut pls...so we don't end up feeding their pot bellies & them swapping the prison @nights with paid mugus!

mimifonwon: if i was president i would first freeze all the assets of former and current government officials until they can prove how they made the money or gained those assets legally. then make sure there is electricity all over nigeria then decentralize the federal government, then change the oil treaties with shell and make sure they and others who come to do business in naija are held accountable for their actions.

The most honorable manifesto so far! Work harder, & do join my party soon!

crackhouse: If i were the president, i would go and dig out Lord Lugard from his grave and force him to reverse what he did in 1914.

And my party will fund this project of your cos its a loudable one to say- Almagamation of Nigeria was the beginning of bad omen in the so-called Nigeria! English people deserve a revenge from us!

I wil dedicte NIGERIA to GOD

If i was president i will invest more in Education, provide our securities wit High tech Gadgets, Build a University that offers every gud WAEC student result a free edu, then lastly REPAIR kainji Dam making sure in my 1st term in Office there wouldnt be POWER Outage. GODBLESS NIGERIA.

greall1: I will be president I will start selling fuel for 3 per litre

*In SoundSultan Voice* Those wey try am yesterday don dey underground.

If i was president, i wud make super eagles play against the falcons...

If i was presidoo, i wud travel 2 london 2 charge my fone. U know power outage wahala...

If i was presidoo, i wud change power holding company to power giving company of naija. Na bad name follow dem...

If i was presidoo, i wud pay lionel messi 2 nationalize n play 4 super eagles...

I'd rather take naija along while i siphon the national cake. Wat do u tink

Gombs: If i were president,i'll get The CIA to find you,then i'd order the MOPOL to flog the moderator 60times from bringing this to the front page,then I'd hang Seun if he allows the moderator still be on his payroll...*

lmfao....

phraze: If i was president i will invest more in Education, provide our securities wit High tech Gadgets, Build a University that offers every gud WAEC student result a free edu, then lastly REPAIR kainji Dam making sure in my 1st term in Office there wouldnt be POWER Outage. GODBLESS NIGERIA.

...and God Bless You.

a1solution: I pray Nigeria changes for better before I step in 2015 so it would be easier for me to take Nigeria to The Promise Land. but if it remains like this my three point agenda would be (1) Sell entire PHCN to a foreign firm in my first 60 days in office. (2) turn all secondary schools to technical schools with foreigners as Principals, physics, chemistry and intro tech teachers. (3) Make sure our ICT sector is improved to the highest standard.

you're too serious. Dis is jokes section, abeg make us laff o jere!