I will start with this. In my first year in the university, we offered this course -PHYSICS 101. The whole Faculty of Natural Sciences and Basic Medical Science students offered it so the crowd was always much but the lecture hall (AAU) was very small. My friend & course mate stayed in the school hostel (Emotan). On the day we had the course, i spent the previous night with her so i will be able to get a seat inside the hall. By 10pm, my friend went to have her bath, which i assumed was the normal evening bath. So next morning as early as possible while i took water to go to the bathroom, my friend went to brush her teeth. By the time i returned from the bathroom, she was already set for lecture and was about leaving. Confused, i asked her when did she have her bath and so fast for that matter. She boldly said that she had her morning (present day) in advance by 10pm the previous night so all she had to do in the morning was brush her teeth, wash her face, apply make up and off to class.

^neither funny nor crazy.just an act of unnecessary desperation.

You have a great sense of humour, OP(!)

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Prettycindy, so u are an alumni of AAU, can I meet u

I must say,the most funiest was when i caught my best friend bleeping my ex...was so so heart aching and funny.lol

osajojo: Prettycindy, so u are an alumni of AAU, can I meet u

Ok. Start by introducing yourself. You can email me via my profile page.

osajojo: Prettycindy, so u are an alumni of AAU, can I meet u

Ok. Start by introducing yourself. You can email me via the email in my profile.

Once,i told my friends i liked a girl, evn tho' i was yet 2 approach her. We were stil at d 'eyeing' stage. I was d president of d student body dat session. My eediots friends saw d girl one day nd told her dat i told dem dat i liked her. God, i almst killed dem. It was fun tho. She told dem 2 tell me dat i was a chicken. D day i finally approached her, it was damn funny. It went like...
Me: hi, u cald me a chicken.
Her:*feigning ignorance* hv we met b4?
Me:yeah our eyes hv met. U cn deny all ur want bt i'v caught u on more dan 1 occasion stealing glances at me. And u told my friends dat i'm a chicken!
Her:oh! U'r d one. How cld u send ur friends on ur behalf?
Me: i neva did. They were only being mischievous. I actually do like u bt u hurt my ego. My friends expect me 2 bring bck ur numba else i'l become a real chicken. We cn do it d hard way or d easy way.
Her:is dat a threat?
Me:oh dear, i dnt threaten pple. Just er, gimme ur numba nd we cld hv lunch later..get 2 knw ourselves etc.
She did, we bcame friends nd dated awhile. My friends always took d credit 4 our relatnshp.

After getting stoned, my mates and I decided to run naked on the campus. Luckily it was night.

kandiikane: After getting stoned, my mates and I decided to run naked on the campus. Luckily it was night.

Unclad as in NAKKED or wit ur briefs on? U shlda ran 2 d ladies' hostel na. U cld hv gotn lucky.

Noting really crazy for now except the time we threw a stone and it struck the State Governor's head (not kidding).

^^ oh no. Whch governor? Not Tinubu i hope. Is dat y his eyes r always threatening 2 pop out of its socket?

isquar3d3: ^^ oh no. Whch governor? Not Tinubu i hope. Is dat y his eyes r always threatening 2 pop out of its socket?

lol.

Mynd_44: Noting really crazy for now except the time we threw a stone and it struck the State Governor's head (not kidding).

Are you for real or just kidding?

kandiikane: After getting stoned, my mates and I decided to run naked on the campus. Luckily it was night.

Lol. Were you being totally controlled by the highness or u ran around naked intentionally?

isquar3d3: ^^ oh no. Whch governor? Not Tinubu i hope. Is dat y his eyes r always threatening 2 pop out of its socket?

Segun Oni in Ekiti

PrettyCindy:

Lol. Were you being totally controlled by the highness or u ran around naked intentionally?

If I wasn't high. I won't have done it.

isquar3d3: Unclad as in NAKKED or wit ur briefs on? U shlda ran 2 d ladies' hostel na. U cld hv gotn lucky.

Starked nakked

kandiikane: After getting stoned, my mates and I decided to run naked on the campus. Luckily it was night.

You shouldn't be kandi anymore you should be marijuana!

Lord_Reed:

You shouldn't be kandi anymore you should be marijuana!

Lol, I am seriously not a pothead. I always get scared so I normally reject the offer. Only once in a blue moon will I touch that stuff.

kandiikane:

Lol, I am seriously not a pothead. I always get scared so I normally reject the offer. Only once in a blue moon will I touch that stuff.

Scared of running na[b]k[/b]ed again huh?

Yeah, that and also the bad side effects.

osajojo: Prettycindy, so u are an alumni of AAU, can I meet u

ALUMNI ke, how many are they nitori olorun?

His bros caught him fuckin his gurl friend in der house

Lol..

Biggiestep: His bros caught him fuckin his gurl friend in der house

As in his brother‘s girlfriend or his very own babe? Wetin com happen na? Abeg yarn us.