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| Go Ahead by diddy4(m): 1:15pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!" The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!" The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!" |
| Re: Go Ahead by ojd(m): 1:21pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
yeah man, dats wat I'm talking!!!  |
| Re: Go Ahead by Rhodalyn(f): 1:22pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
U rock!!!!!  |
| Re: Go Ahead by Blackbuddy: 5:14pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
Man, you are nice with it. Where'd you get this trip from? It's got me grossed out but smiling. Imagine me trying it out on a Saturday night at Tastee Fried Chicken. The place will have to close down, seriously! |
| Re: Go Ahead by Junior88: 6:22pm On Apr 09, 2006 |
lol thats hilarious |
| Re: Go Ahead by diddy4(m): 6:24pm On Apr 09, 2006 |
@ blackbuddy i got from comedy central. |
| Re: Go Ahead by kellygirl(f): 11:32am On Apr 24, 2006 |
| :Di luv dat |
| Re: Go Ahead by Z4M4eva(f): 11:34am On Apr 24, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: Go Ahead by kajad(m): 11:40am On Apr 24, 2006 |
Police man! your turn!  |
| Re: Go Ahead by micklplus(m): 11:48am On Apr 24, 2006 |
I Looooooooove this ! it cracked me so well Cheers ! |
| Re: Go Ahead by candyA(f): 11:51am On Apr 24, 2006 |
are u talking about lagbaja's new release? |
| Re: Go Ahead by diddy4(m): 5:24pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
candy A: which planet are you from? didnt you read the joke?  |
| Re: Go Ahead by O4real(m): 7:42pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
diddy rocks! |
| Re: Go Ahead by candyA(f): 1:03am On Apr 25, 2006 |
  wel dats a gud one, serves him right |
| Re: Go Ahead by spikelord(m): 1:38pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
Hahaha, Really serves him right |
| Re: Go Ahead by dm(m): 12:56pm On May 20, 2006 |
[move]GO DIDDY GO DIDDY GO[/move] |
| Re: Go Ahead by trejohnny(m): 1:03pm On May 20, 2006 |
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| Re: Go Ahead by eveseh(f): 2:52pm On May 20, 2006 |
lol lol lol funny |
| Re: Go Ahead by mukina2: 2:55pm On May 20, 2006 |
FuNnY bUt dOwN DiDdY DoWn |
| Re: Go Ahead by eveseh(f): 2:57pm On May 20, 2006 |
no mukina it's P.diddy P  |
| Re: Go Ahead by diddy4(m): 2:57pm On May 20, 2006 |
eveseh: there is no P there. |
| Re: Go Ahead by mukina2: 3:03pm On May 20, 2006 |
eve were does the p come from?/ |
| Re: Go Ahead by eveseh(f): 3:04pm On May 20, 2006 |
diddy4dt: hi cheer up diddy p, did u see my under my name,there EVE i put it there myself i can do it now myself,COOL |
| Re: Go Ahead by eveseh(f): 3:04pm On May 20, 2006 |
mukina2: from P.diddy |
| Re: Go Ahead by pirella(f): 8:03pm On May 20, 2006 |
Ewwwww! Dats so gross! pls dnt post such again! |
| Re: Go Ahead by Ddii(f): 1:58pm On May 23, 2006 |
after sticking his finger in it, he should have bitten that very spot off and chewed it ! |
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