Only real Nigerians;
1)check d expiry date of gala
after eating it.
2) Go to church wit extension
and bb charger
(charging in his presence).
3) update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car
and still update "dying tinz"
4) say an opening prayer @a
nite club
5)go to an eatery and buy bottled
water just to watch a
soccer match.
6) go to a shoprite,
buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins. snapping wit
champagne bottles.
7) wear
sun shades @
nite.
dress in complete rainbow colours like its ragday
and call
it colour blocking.
9) count money after withdrawing from an ATM
(we
trust no one, not even
machines).
10) call a fat hausa man"alhaji"
and a thin one "aboki".
11) travel
2 china 4 2days and
com back with a british accent.
Are U a real Nigerian
Talk your own

I don laff pour tea for my Bsc. Certificate Oº°˚˚°º nice one man.

DJ/NANCY:
I don laff pour tea for my Bsc. Certificate Oº°˚˚°º nice one man.

Thanks