Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,195,172 members, 7,957,374 topics. Date: Tuesday, 24 September 2024 at 11:43 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Real Nigerian (1772 Views)
Only A REAL Nigerian Will Understand This. / Trust Me Real Nigerian Men Hv D Answer / Things A Real Nigerian Do (2) (3) (4)
(1) (Go Down)
Real Nigerian by khattab008: 4:39pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
Only real Nigerians; 1)check d expiry date of gala after eating it. 2) Go to church wit extension and bb charger (charging in his presence). 3) update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz" 4) say an opening prayer @a nite club 5)go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. 6) go to a shoprite, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins. snapping wit champagne bottles. 7) wear sun shades @ nite. dress in complete rainbow colours like its ragday and call it colour blocking. 9) count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines). 10) call a fat hausa man"alhaji" and a thin one "aboki". 11) travel 2 china 4 2days and com back with a british accent. Are U a real Nigerian Talk your own |
Re: Real Nigerian by DJNANCY: 7:16pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
I don laff pour tea for my Bsc. Certificate Oº°˚˚°º nice one man. |
Re: Real Nigerian by khattab008: 5:02pm On Jun 19, 2012 |
DJ/NANCY:Thanks |
Re: Real Nigerian by dani1luv: 2:08pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
(1)
Photo Of The Day: Is This Fashion? / Today's NL Funny Replies. / LOL- Check Out This Hilarious Picture
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 7 |