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Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Lagusta(m): 11:09pm On Jun 19, 2012
A fat man saw an advertisement"Lose 5kg in a week". He called&said I would like to join! Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning, he gets to
the office and he was taken to a room. He opens the door&finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants&shirt saying, "If u catch me u can sleep with me!"&the girlstarts
running. Man starts running but couldn't catch her. So, during the whole week exercise, he tried to catch her but couldn't&lost 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg
program. Next morning at 6am, he opens the door&saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can sleep wit me.
He lost 10kg that week. So, he thought this program is awesome! Lets try 25kg. The lady said"are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why not" Next day at 6am he opens
the door expectingto see a Unclad babe but finds a Unclad man saying, "If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!" That week, he lost 40kg!...com c running!!!!!!

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Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Makarty(m): 11:13pm On Jun 19, 2012
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omo...no b small run dat man go run o
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by nikkyshyne(f): 11:18pm On Jun 19, 2012
ROFLMAO.
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by laykay24: 12:13am On Jun 20, 2012
This is so nice
Can't stop laughing menh
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Nobody: 8:22am On Jun 20, 2012
Thank you very much poster

Me laugh no be small......
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Nobody: 9:46am On Jun 20, 2012
@ poster oya clap for yourself
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by bolington(m): 9:49am On Jun 20, 2012
d man butt 4 hot enn. na God want cauth am.
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by WebsiteDesigner: 7:22pm On Jun 20, 2012
Hahahahahahahahaha.......Omg!
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by omicron(m): 7:38pm On Jun 20, 2012
Very funny
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by 2kurupt(m): 12:16am On Jun 21, 2012
LWKMD
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Nobody: 8:46am On Jun 21, 2012
I've seen dis before but i'm still LMAO! Really funny grin
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by bashydemy(m): 10:39am On Jun 21, 2012
Seen before but still cool nice one OP
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by bunmioguns(m): 12:06pm On Jun 21, 2012
seen it looong ago bt still nice sha
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Nobody: 1:27pm On Jun 21, 2012
Lagusta:
A fat man saw an advertisement"Lose 5kg in a week". He called&said I would like to join! Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning, he gets to
the office and he was taken to a room. He opens the door&finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants&shirt saying, "If u catch me u can sleep with me!"&the girlstarts
running. Man starts running but couldn't catch her. So, during the whole week exercise, he tried to catch her but couldn't&lost 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg
program. Next morning at 6am, he opens the door&saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can sleep wit me.
He lost 10kg that week. So, he thought this program is awesome! Lets try 25kg. The lady said"are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why not" Next day at 6am he opens
the door expectingto see a Unclad babe but finds a Unclad man saying, "If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!" That week, he lost 40kg!...com c running!!!!!!
poster u try joor
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Lagusta(m): 5:26pm On Jun 21, 2012
Thanks 4 da posts y'all


@booqee hop I impressed u now,

BTW where is toygod?
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Nobody: 5:47pm On Jun 21, 2012
Lagusta: Thanks 4 da posts y'all


@booqee hop I impressed u now,

BTW where is toygod?
you dey impress b4 nah, just dat some of d jokes are stale ones. U try
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Shawl001(m): 7:27pm On Jun 21, 2012
Wow, this is funny.
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Yamie15: 10:34pm On Jun 21, 2012
Guy, datz terrible. U really shook my ribs......... Lolz.....
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Ayobami7(m): 3:32pm On May 23, 2018
Lolz
Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by Nobody: 8:48pm On May 31, 2019
Oga Ade could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs. cheesy

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