mark_jac01: we don hear am b4 dry joke!

Nigeria can never be great if we still have people like you there. Fake idiot

(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”


See X dere nw, where i wan find X go again

LMAO

Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)

this got me laughing

LMFAO... Funny thread... "Can i phone a friend"?

begwong:
idiota! person like me no get FB,if u read d joke 3yrs ago y u dey spit cow dung here.must u comment wit yr sewage mouth?

oya post yr own yoke. . .agbeero

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I No blame u. Na d wheel barrow wen push u 4rm ur village come here na i blame. Axhole.

Ucheosefoh: is dat de reason why persin no go laugh when he read a funny joke. E no mata if de joke appear on facebook 5 yrs ago, any time any body see sometin wey him or she never see b4 dat tin is new 2 his or her eyes so stop reasoning like a kid * u may even be one any way*

shutup

Deedee49:



I'm glad u said sometin, facebook! U saw dis 3 months ago on FACEBOOK! Dis is NAIRALAND and it just found its way here! Comprehendè?!!! So if u've not laughed in those 3 months, here's anoda chance to laugh again!!! Scchmuck!!!

laugh say weti happen , ?

dammy small:
i guess dis is d first tym u guys are reading dis article, me don read am he don tay, its now a dry joke to me....

no just mind them

@10billion. Dem don finish u,chang ur user name cos dere is nothing u will write on NL dat will b commendable.it sounds funny to 95%, u ar d only odd guy.check uresf am not sentimental.

Is there a pie in almighty formulae?
The last i checked, it was
x=-b+-Sqr. Root b2-4ac/2a.
Therefore; ^=3.142 is irrelevant in qtn. 2a sectn 2.
Quote me wrong.

cardoso111: ROTL
But you left out BH!it makes the syllabus not fully covered in setting your questions

question 2 or 3 of the obj is about them

10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.

abeg leave the guy, he is just trying to have fun....besides its just a joke

HNosegbe: JULY QUESTIONS EXAM 2012:
Answer all question.
Note no calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only

SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi

2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella

3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame

4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know

5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB

6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken

7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

8 ) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium

9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG


SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed.
(B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on "CANVASS"

(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”

(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(B) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?

Goodluck to you all.

Laff won kill me for here....

nairaland no go kill me ooooooooh..lwkmd4h.. Nairaland abeg nor paste dis kind tin again oooh, make una nor go remove person teeth with laugh

guy u try ur parent no waste money untop u why are u stil in nigeria?

Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

From this day on I shall be known as Bob. For Bob is a good name and I am good. But if you want you can just call me Sally.