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Deep, Dump Sh-t by ploduwa(m): 2:12pm On Nov 29, 2007
[color=#990000][/color]"In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from

employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through

our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (Poo)



We are trying to give our employees more Poo than anyone else. If you

feel that you do not receive your share of Poo on the course, please

see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the

Poo list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get

all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.



Employees who dont take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL

EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.Poo).



Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. Poo seriously will have to go to

EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.Poo). Since our supervisors took

Poo before they were promoted, they dont have to do Poo anymore,

and are all full of Poo already. If you are full of Poo, you may be

interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC

UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.Poo).



For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and

consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL

RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.Poo). This course emphasizes how to manage

M.O.R.E. Poo



If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.Poo).





Thank you,



BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING



(B.I.G.Poo)





P.S. Now send this Poo to a few people who need Poo in their life,

just not the same person who sent you this Poo They have already had

their fill of Poo Thank you for your time.





Sincerely,



The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.(The

D.U.M.B.Poo)."
Re: Deep, Dump Sh-t by MrTurkey(m): 2:40pm On Nov 29, 2007
this is nothin other than some more shit business cool
Re: Deep, Dump Sh-t by ademiller(f): 2:54pm On Nov 29, 2007
This SHIT rocks, Im interested.
Re: Deep, Dump Sh-t by MrTurkey(m): 3:00pm On Nov 29, 2007
y'all are so full of shit
Re: Deep, Dump Sh-t by topeteadr(m): 6:22pm On Nov 29, 2007
This is *B. U. L. L. S. H. I. T*
Re: Deep, Dump Sh-t by clemcykul(f): 2:35pm On Nov 30, 2007
this post is sh!tfull grin grin grin grin

waddha fork is wrong wid sh!t in the house

i dont give a sh!t about the sh!t offer!

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