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Deep, Dump Sh-t by ploduwa(m): 2:12pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
[color=#990000][/color]"In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (Poo) We are trying to give our employees more Poo than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of Poo on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the Poo list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Employees who dont take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.Poo). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. Poo seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.Poo). Since our supervisors took Poo before they were promoted, they dont have to do Poo anymore, and are all full of Poo already. If you are full of Poo, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.Poo). For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.Poo). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. Poo If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.Poo). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.Poo) P.S. Now send this Poo to a few people who need Poo in their life, just not the same person who sent you this Poo They have already had their fill of Poo Thank you for your time. Sincerely, The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.(The D.U.M.B.Poo)." |
Re: Deep, Dump Sh-t by MrTurkey(m): 2:40pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
this is nothin other than some more shit business |
Re: Deep, Dump Sh-t by ademiller(f): 2:54pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
This SHIT rocks, Im interested. |
Re: Deep, Dump Sh-t by MrTurkey(m): 3:00pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
y'all are so full of shit |
Re: Deep, Dump Sh-t by topeteadr(m): 6:22pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
This is *B. U. L. L. S. H. I. T* |
Re: Deep, Dump Sh-t by clemcykul(f): 2:35pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
this post is sh!tfull waddha fork is wrong wid sh!t in the house i dont give a sh!t about the sh!t offer! |
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