If na handsomeness, I sabi say I try wella. I dey represent, and my okrika fitted shirts dey fit me die. But as I fine reach, for the past one month, all the girls wey I dey toast no dey even respond to my greeting. But na today I con understand where the problem dey. I manage carry my friend uncle Honda Evil Spirit drive go car wash for Surulere.

As I wash moto finish na im I take style drive the machine around dey find where I go buy boiled corn and coconut, na so chicks full every corner for road, I finally toast 7 girls within one hour as I fit no see moto drive again until further notice. Inside the 7 babes, na 6 and half of them give me number with all pleasure! Abi I handsome today pass before? One of dem sef don first call me less than 2 hours after we exchange number. I dey think as I go take follow up their runs, as e be say dem no go see me with moto next time.

Walahi, na devil go baptise all of una wey be nowadays girls. If I go do rituals na una fault oh. A whole fine boy una go dey useless am because say things never too bam. Okay na, make we dey see.

lol which one be honda evil spirit again, well i can relate to what ur saying cash rules everything in naija.

can't stop laughing

mukekekeke

Why do men think we want ugly partners?

lmfao....
Na so e be!
who nor like better thing?

To follow up the runs just keep borrowing your friend's uncle car. But recite Psalm 23 bị going out make you no bash the car.

Stop hanging out with hungry women. They will only feed off you and your evil spirit

Tyche: To follow up the runs just keep borrowing your friend's uncle car. But recite Psalm 23 bị going out make you no bash the car.

Bros if I tell you how the car take enter my hand today eh, you go know say Aboki go first learn how to recite Psalm 23 first before I go ever see that moto drive again. But the moto bad no be small. The Wizkid Azonto wey dey blast for the stereo come be like say I dey club. Chai. Under two hours sef the AC don make omo boy fresh small. God dey.

Naija is a truly funny place

slimyem: lmfao....
Na so e be!
who nor like better thing?

You see am? Na the thing wey I dey talk be that. Una want make spiritual konji kill man pikin because say im never hold side. One day na one day. If na rituals we go do, no wahala

Laugh wan kill me. @op remember say borrow borrow no good oh..

cindyrella: Laugh wan kill me. @op remember say borrow borrow no good oh..

The OP and the whores he toasted are the same thing. FAKERS

Hilarious

Mrs.Chima:
Why do men think we want ugly partners?

LOL you don't get the "joke"?

Mynd_44: Stop hanging out with hungry women. They will only feed off you and your evil spirit

LMAO!!

Mrs.Chima:
Why do men think we want ugly partners?

well antecedents madam!

how are u? long time!

I no blame you my broda. Even d girls na so so fake fake tin dem carry for body. Fake eye lashes, fake nails, fake complexion, fake boobs, fake butts, fake open teeth, fake hair. Everytin na fake.

paix: I no blame you my broda. Even d girls na so so fake fake tin dem carry for body. Fake eye lashes, fake nails, fake complexion, fake boobs, fake butts, fake open teeth, fake hair. Everytin na fake.

WTF!!! is that even attractive?

Omo you try no be small but dey still dey toast them? Na them dey even toast guys nowadays

Being handsome is a plus.

ArQueBusieR: Being handsome is a plus.

Na so, Not a prerequisite....

@OP

No lele, one day things go bam!

rokiatu:

WTF!!! is that even attractive?

For some babes, open-teeth is hawt actually.

2buff:

For some babes, open-teeth is hawt actually.

hot=original
hawt=fake
U be fake too?

Seriously though, for those in naija, what are you still doing on NL?
Una suppose dey do real life paroles

Me just dey wait make work finish.

isnt a honda spirit a bike? imma get me one, ironically that makes you more attractive over here

pleep: isnt a honda spirit a bike? imma get me one, ironically that makes you more attractive over here

i can imagine..but d last time i checked,it ws still***MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND..n all em pretty gals go down low...all d fine boys wey no go stop to dey look mirror.abeg make una activate HUSTLING MODE

Bump.

5 year old thread? Of course, Math is not your forte.