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Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by dani1luv: 7:11am On Jul 03, 2012
mikuz: oboy carry this youR china bb wey dey reject BIS comot here.grin
bros, abeg come. . We đe̶̲̥̅̊
Ɣ fight? Τ̣̣̥
н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇
ɪ̣̇
s one wey µ just squeeze face like rotten tomato, hope nothing? Asin τ̣̣̥н̣̣̣̇̇̇
ɪ̣̝̇
s µя head ehn grin











Oloshi angry
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:22am On Jul 04, 2012
dani1luv: bros, abeg come. . We đe̶̲̥̅̊
Ɣ fight? Τ̣̣̥
н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇
ɪ̣̇
s one wey µ just squeeze face like rotten tomato, hope nothing? Asin τ̣̣̥н̣̣̣̇̇̇
ɪ̣̝̇
s µя head ehn grin












olodo! angry angry











Oloshi angry
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2012
here's d way out: lets donate a cute guy to her every two months, as a way to appease mukina. We start with mikuz, then donkollione, then mogul.o etc. Hope she accepts d sacrifice! Lol

note: starting with sutoboy or bin gbagbo will incure her wrath cos they're fugly!

#justsaying
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by mikuz(m): 6:56pm On Jul 04, 2012
swtchicgurl: here's d way out: lets donate a cute guy to her every two months, as a way to appease mukina. We start with mikuz, then donkollione, then mogul.o etc. Hope she accepts d sacrifice! Lol

note: starting with sutoboy or bin gbagbo will incure her wrath cos they're fugly!

#justsaying
Dani please forward this post to her with immediate alacrity.
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by EfemenaXY: 7:17pm On Jul 04, 2012
bin gbagbo: yes, your jokes president is calling on all the stars, celebrities, big names, diplomats angry angry angryand creme de la creme of our proud jokes section to demonstrate to let mukina unban sex jokes here.

i am calling on dani, booqee, bunmi, suto, mikuz, mogul, vicky, donko, bushy, bright, eke, homar, guapo, efemena, bashy, cork, jackpot, all newbies, New bin, ben, ode remo, efulefu1, ruqaya, switchgurl,,etc to join me send this petition to mukina.
moderators pls send this to the frontpage to prove we r serious!

Why?? Aren't you skilled enough to tell a joke without it being a dirty joke laced with se.x.u@.l innuendos?

Mukina dearie, Kudos to you jor!

It's about time this section be rid of it's classless, tasteless and talentless jokers!
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jul 04, 2012
swtchicgurl: here's d way out: lets donate a cute guy to her every two months, as a way to appease mukina. We start with mikuz, then donkollione, then mogul.o etc. Hope she accepts d sacrifice! Lol

note: starting with sutoboy or bin gbagbo will incure her wrath cos they're fugly!

#justsaying
Marys toenails! grin Laff don make me vomit my intestine oh! Buhahaha! grin grin grin

But suto's not ugly sha oh..... tongue
but bin gbagbo is definitely ugly, fugly and wugly..... Buhahaha! grin
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by ekeroyal(m): 5:29am On Jul 05, 2012
@BinLaden, where's the joke?
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by bunmioguns(m): 5:45am On Jul 05, 2012
ekeroyal: @BinLaden, where's the joke?
.

Bros where u dey since, abi na Dani1luv Mukina you?
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by ekeroyal(m): 5:55am On Jul 05, 2012
bunmioguns:
.

Bros where u dey since, abi na Dani1luv Mukina you?

Hey Bunmi, ekaro! wink I've been there just that we must face our families and job fully, sometimes when the situation asks for it. But no probs, everything is fine. Meanwhile, Nobody Mukina me at all cheesy. (Mukina == Ban) right? grin grin grin grin

And how are you, by the way?
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:44am On Jul 05, 2012
ekeroyal:

Hey Bunmi, ekaro! wink I've been there just that we must face our families and job fully, sometimes when the situation asks for it. But no probs, everything is fine. Meanwhile, Nobody Mukina me at all cheesy. (Mukina == Ban) right? grin grin grin grin

And how are you, by the way?




shatttapp dia, since when did you raise a family angry LLIAR!! grin
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by bright007(f): 7:50am On Jul 05, 2012
One page gone $ I cant find one single yoke....I repeat,one single yoke in this thread.....
Storms out angrily...
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 9:42am On Jul 05, 2012
ekeroyal:

Hey Bunmi, ekaro! wink I've been there just that we must face our families and job fully, sometimes when the situation asks for it. But no probs, everything is fine. Meanwhile, Nobody Mukina me at all cheesy. (Mukina == Ban) right? grin grin grin grin

And how are you, by the way?

ow r u sweetie?
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 9:46am On Jul 05, 2012
booqee: Marys toenails! grin Laff don make me vomit my intestine oh! Buhahaha! grin grin grin

But suto's not ugly sha oh..... tongue
but bin gbagbo is definitely ugly, fugly and wugly..... Buhahaha! grin

seriously? Sutoboy aint fugly?
Besides, why are u called boobsqee? Lol
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by Nobody: 2:08pm On Jul 05, 2012
swtchicgurl:

seriously? Sutoboy aint fugly?
Besides, why are u called boobsqee? Lol


Becos she has more than two boobs!

sorry!

She has one big one, one bigger one and two biggest boobs!


Wait! what am i saying...........

Ok brb!
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by ekeroyal(m): 6:48am On Jul 06, 2012
bin gbagbo:



shatttapp dia, since when did you raise a family angry LLIAR!! grin

riffraff, I know you'll start raising families when you're 70. Continue living in a bar, your children will know you on your burial day. bhenchod! embarassed
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by Nobody: 7:34am On Jul 06, 2012
Mr..Cork:
bro i heard the chick is light skin and very pretty....she keeps playn hard to get and has banned me almost 300 times. i swaaaar! undecided
off point
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by Nobody: 7:36am On Jul 06, 2012
i support you guys. she's not even a moderator here.
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by Raxxye(m): 7:36am On Jul 06, 2012
bright007: One page gone $ I cant find one single yoke....I repeat,one single yoke in this thread.....
Storms out angrily...

Hahahahahahaha! Very funny joke.
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:49am On Jul 06, 2012
ekeroyal:

I AM A riffraff, I know I'll start raising families when I AM 70.AND Continue living in a bar, MY children will know ME on MY burial day. bhenchod! embarassed





i am dumbfounded!!! shocked shocked
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 4:41pm On Jul 06, 2012
ekeroyal:

riffraff, I know you'll start raising families when you're 70. Continue living in a bar, your children will know you on your burial day. bhenchod! embarassed

chai! Bin is finished!
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 4:53pm On Jul 06, 2012
ekeroyal:

riffraff, I know you'll start raising families when you're 70. Continue living in a bar, your children will know you on your burial day. bhenchod! embarassed
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by ekeroyal(m): 5:14pm On Jul 06, 2012
swtchicgurl:

ow r u sweetie?

Am fine honei! Where have ye been?
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by dani1luv: 5:29pm On Jul 06, 2012
swtchicgurl:

ow r u sweetie?

ekeroyal:

Am fine honei! Where have ye been?

yeh!! Ayaff died grin grin grin grin
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 6:00pm On Jul 06, 2012
dani1luv:
yeh!! Ayaff died grin grin grin grin

whatever killed u make sense! Lol

ekeroyal:

Am fine honei! Where have ye been?

in your boxers! Lol
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:03pm On Jul 06, 2012
dani1luv:



yeh!! Ayaff died grin grin grin grin










hallelluyah!!! amen!!!! grin grin
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by dani1luv: 6:08pm On Jul 06, 2012
swtchicgurl:

whatever killed u make sense! Lol



in your boxers! Lol
swtchichbabe. .you dey craze grin grin grin

bin gbagbo:









hallelluyah!!! amen!!!! grin grin

undecided undecided bro, R you sure your okay?? undecided undecided






Fountain goat!! angry angry grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 7:00pm On Jul 06, 2012
dani1luv:
swtchichbabe. .you dey craze grin grin grin
undecided undecided bro, R you sure your okay?? undecided undecided
Fountain goat!! angry angry grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

hahaha
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:09pm On Jul 06, 2012
swtchicgurl:

hahaha






stup!d girl!!! angry
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 11:30pm On Jul 06, 2012
bin gbagbo:
stup!d girl!!! angry

u don't have to tell us ur girlfriend's name na. Noone cares to knw!
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by ekeroyal(m): 5:00am On Jul 07, 2012
Just because am being nice to a colleague, men like WasteBin & DaniLoaf are misbehaving. Smh! I now see the lack of maturity that has triggered Mrs. Toure to slam you guys. What a pity.

Meanwhile, Switchgal, I don't wear boxers, I do wrestlers. You faultered. Try sth else. Lmao
Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by bunmioguns(m): 6:25am On Jul 07, 2012
ekeroyal:

Am fine honei! Where have ye been?
.
.
Now dis is d Joke. . .switchicgurl or whatever u call urself, una dey craze finish. . . . .

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