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| The Lying Father. by omen: 6:31am On Dec 01, 2007 |
A Russian man had a pet ( a white breed of rabbit) that he named after his first name "SNOWY". His last born was so addicted to this rabbit that they sleep together. One day, he left the rabbit on top of the chair & slept off.When the dad came back from work he mistakenly sat on it & killed it. Not wanting to let the boy know, he hurriedly went to buy a replacement before the boy wakes. Unfortunately he couldn't find a white rabbit, so he had to buy a black one. When the boy got up, the following conversation ensued b/w them. Boy: Hi dad, where is Snowy? Dad: Check on the dinning table After 30seconds the boy came back Boy: Dad, what happened to snowy? Why did it turn black? Dad: Cos Snowy likes to changes colour when he sees the rainbow Boy: But you bear same name with Snowy, how come you don't change colour when you see the rainbow? Dad: em em em OK son I lied , I killed it & bought another one. |
| Re: The Lying Father. by Migines(m): 10:50am On Dec 01, 2007 |
Damnit. JUST wen it waz getting funny, the last sentence came in. |
| Re: The Lying Father. by ituen(m): 2:36am On Dec 02, 2007 |
the joke was funn, never mind |
| Re: The Lying Father. by Phiniter(m): 10:40am On Dec 02, 2007 |
emmh trial and error joke |
| Re: The Lying Father. by topeteadr(m): 12:06pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
The begining was quite funny, but the end was stale. |
| Re: The Lying Father. by dele9000(m): 9:42pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
Tseeew!*hisses and moves on* |
| Re: The Lying Father. by MrTurkey(m): 9:57pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
dele9000:ooohhhh, that's how a hiss is spelt |
| Re: The Lying Father. by dele9000(m): 10:09pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
@mr.turkey it's in d latest edition of d oxford english dictionary,u can find anything there now,u can even get d spelling to a 'fart' there now. . |
| Re: The Lying Father. by SugaLips(f): 7:54am On Dec 03, 2007 |
dele9000: dele9000:It's not in mine   |
| Re: The Lying Father. by topeteadr(m): 8:24am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Neither in mine. |
| Re: The Lying Father. by clemcykul(f): 2:59pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
nothing to worry about guys, i have it in my dic.  |
| Re: The Lying Father. by saucekid(m): 5:12pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
in your commerce dic!< |
| Re: The Lying Father. by Migines(m): 9:05am On Dec 05, 2007 |
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