i was in a church one faithful sunday and preaching was going on, there was a girl who sat very close & next to me. At first i didn't take notice of her but not until she started staring at me from side, each time i tried to look back at her she quickly look forward, while doing all this she was using her body to touch, rob & relax on my body from side. Then i decide to check her out, Wow nice big breast she has gotten with shape, i was just thinking inside my heart men if i rush this breast, blow nonesense and air out of her, although she was a little bit older than me, but i was really attracted. at this time i was reckless, lost focus, my body beggan to charge so hard, for crying out loud it was a seduction abuse inside the church. my mind was like, What to do, what if i talk to her, not inside the church are u mad, church ke? wot different does it make, men it count don't do it, oboy don't lose this babe oh, but what if this was an evil plan, i was confused and don't knw what to do. While resisting her she keep doing it. It got to a point i Couldn't bear it anymore. I confronted her, hello, u live around here? She kept quite, i repeat again hello, i'm talking to u, what your's name, do u live around here? This time I didn't realize it was a bit louder as people seating at the back, side & front just turned to us & start looking at me. Then she replyed with a fran face saying, any problem? can i help u? & people around was just looking at my mouth, i was like short of words. But as a sharp guy i just buned them, hard up and started talking to her and ask for her number but she just gave a deft ear, i tried talk to her, convience her, make her see reason why i need to get her number. Why i was even doing all this was that i aready ve started it, so just want to make sure i finish it to avoid fuc.ked up. but the impretion she was given me was not encourraging. i was really embarrassed. Later After some time she started doing it again. This time i just stand up dress my chair away off her and sat at a convenient place although she keep staring but not able to touch me anymore. My question is to Ladys in the house what is wrong with her?

Una nor de reply. Na only read una they read?

she would have slapped the devil out of you -

In d church...,hmmmn

Joel

Sweetheart please for the love of God, paragraph your posts next time and get rid of the shorthand/text message english, to make reading easier and enjoyable.

Having said that, am not exactly sure what you want to hear from the good folks of NL. I don't know what the lady in question was thinking while carrying on in the manner you've described. On the other hand you may have read her the wrong way.

If you wanted to hook up with her so badly, you should have waited after the service to strike up a conversation with her not during service when there were a good number of people close enough to over hear you. Next time you are in church and begin to get distracted by anyone why don't you just change seats.

I'm a woman and I avoid sitting close to other woman in church because of how we carry on sometimes,which can be both distracting and irritating. Often women are busy gisting away with friends, giggling and making all sorts of side remarks while the sermon is going on. I can only imagine what we get up to if we are sitting close to a brother that catches our eye. We probably laugh the loudest @ something the pastor said or try to make smart remarks to get his attention.

I mean common church is a place to fellowship with God & other believers, fellowship in this context does not include a subtle seduction, a toasting period or gisting moment while service is going on. There is a time and place for everything.

Thank u dimples for ur concern, also to let u know that i just edited the short texts above. And i am sure she want something, and at the same time she wasn't given any platform for open discussion. it wasn't encourraging, i was really ready to get along and give her a hard one.

@Joel, interesting story you've got up there - but you need to complete it naw!

I mean, yeah she gave you the face-off in church during the sermon, but what happened afterwards? Did you try to speak to her?

Nevertheless, have you thought that you might have read her wrong? Mis-interpreted her perhaps? But having said that, sometimes girls do get up to all sorts, just to tease a guy and see how far they can go in a restrictive / inappropriate environment.

Methinks she was probably just testing her prowess on you, brother

Joel.:
This time i just stand up dress my chair away off her and sat at a convenient place although she keep staring but not able to touch me anymore. My question is to Ladys in the house what is wrong with her?

My question is was it after the embarrassment that the chair became "dressable" or was it "dressable" before too......



#orisirisi

@efemena, no i did not talk with her after service. She went her way and i go mine. It was then i understand she came with other girls.
@horny4u, no it was after the embarrasment the second charter before i dress my chair. Mind u Its not today this story happen.

Joel.:
@efemena, no i did not talk with her after service. She went her way and i go mine. It was then i understand she came with other girls.
@horny4u, no it was after the embarrasment the second charter before i dress my chair. Mind u Its not today this story happen.

Any sunday you are Konjiful aka blue balls...stay away from Church

Chei jesu atala afufu

@horny4u
u are silly for those words. How could u say a nonesense thing like that. This tell me u are not mature at all. If u don't ve anything to say better keep quite u cretin

^Search your heart and answer this question truthfully.

Between the both of you,who is really the silly one?

Take time to answer,don't rush it,you even have the options of asking the audience or a friend.

Joel.:
@horny4u
u are silly for those words. How could u say a nonesense thing like that. This tell me u are not mature at all. If u don't ve anything to say better keep quite u cretin

Joel... Which do you do first? Think or Write..?

Joel.:
i was in a church one faithful sunday and preaching was going on, there was a girl who sat very close & next to me. At first i didn't take notice of her but not until she started staring at me from side, each time i tried to look back at her she quickly look forward, while doing all this she was using her body to touch, rob & relax on my body from side. Then i decide to check her out, Wow nice big breast she has gotten with shape, i was just thinking inside my heart men if i rush this breast, blow nonesense and air out of her, although she was a little bit older than me, but i was really attracted. at this time i was reckless, lost focus, my body beggan to charge so hard, for crying out loud it was a seduction abuse inside the church. my mind was like, What to do, what if i talk to her, not inside the church are u mad, church ke? wot different does it make, men it count don't do it, oboy don't lose this babe oh, but what if this was an evil plan, i was confused and don't knw what to do. While resisting her she keep doing it. It got to a point i Couldn't bear it anymore. I confronted her, hello, u live around here? She kept quite, i repeat again hello, i'm talking to u, what your's name, do u live around here? This time I didn't realize it was a bit louder as people seating at the back, side & front just turned to us & start looking at me. Then she replyed with a fran face saying, any problem? can i help u? & people around was just looking at my mouth, i was like short of words. But as a sharp guy i just buned them, hard up and started talking to her and ask for her number but she just gave a deft ear, i tried talk to her, convience her, make her see reason why i need to get her number. Why i was even doing all this was that i aready ve started it, so just want to make sure i finish it to avoid fuc.ked up. but the impretion she was given me was not encourraging. i was really embarrassed. Later After some time she started doing it again. This time i just stand up dress my chair away off her and sat at a convenient place although she keep staring but not able to touch me anymore. My question is to Ladys in the house what is wrong with her?

Lol
bros, odi qwa risky oo!!!

OP is a comedian. I laugh in Chinese.

freecocoa: ^Search your heart and answer this question truthfully.

Between the both of you,who is really the silly one?

Take time to answer,don't rush it,you even have the options of asking the audience or a friend.

You are tooooo wicked ....

OP in your shoes I will jejely ask a friend.

@ poster ur post is too funny,it sounds more like a joke,i cudnt help not laughing.anyway as a lady me thinks she was passing a non verbal communication to u and she expected u to kip ur agro to urself and look 4 her to strike up a conversation with her instead u were toasting her right in church were everyones attention sitin around u two will be focused on u two and so d lady had to put up a front to giv people arnd there shes not a wayward and loose girl.next time u too should have been patient till church service was over.wot were u even thinkin,dat d gal will giv u a positive reply were everyone was around.lol

@op do u know d meaning of flirt? Some peep r naturally born flirt with no strings attached.

horny4u:

You are tooooo wicked ....

OP in your shoes I will jejely ask a friend.

@ OP
ITS A SHAME YOU STUPIDLY FELL FOR HER ART OF SEDUCTION, WONDERS WHAT HAPPENED TO SELF CONTROL THESE DAYS

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