@ jubrilar.


How is my concussion working out for you, I'm thinking of bottling this product and selling it to people with small fikky like you. You may even be my spokesman in Nigeria. We'll make tons of money I promise you.

@ s[b]cambater[/b],
That your concuction, I'm sure it worked, it grew to an unbealivable proportion and the guy is yet too impressed to say a well deserved thanks!
He'll do that as soon as he recovers from his pleasant surprise. 

Scopium:

[size=13pt]The longest officially documented human fikky was a find by Doctor Robert L. Dickinson. It was (13.5 inches long, 6.25 inches around). An even larger (but unofficial) measurement was obtained in 1969 by Dr. David Reuben (14 inches long). Is this what you are looking for?[/size]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

interesting line of specialization!

still roflmfao!!!!!

@Justkinmi

Long time bro; it's so good to see you.

Remeber we still rule United for life.

cheeeeeeeeeei make i no miscarrrrrrrrrrrrry ooooooooh the laugh don three much.lol

@ topic,where are you dearest?i mean where are you located rite now?i have a friend,a lady that am sure is good at such cases.infact your own na moi moi case.now i got a recipe from her for you _{how much i care dear.} here is it :
grind some ata rodo and ordinary pepper.
get a baggo super sack.
rub the ata rodos on your small kini while chanting "am born big."
use the baggo super sack tie up your kini.
remove all your clothes.
run from oshodi to ajah chanting "am growing bigger"
when you get to ajah,remove the baggo super sack BUT make sure the first human you see is tall,infact the height of the first human you wud see at ajah wud be the lenght of your kini.goodluck dear.

If one or two chics tell this guy that its not all about length of the fikky but the performance and quality of the overall sexual experience then maybe his @ss may just be saved from various side effects and who knows even suicide - those solutions above don't sound like something out of med school to me o.

@poster
Bros, chic anatomy no dey let the majority of them dey satisfied from long fikky alone, they dig the "dribbling before scoring" routine (censor: maybe kids fit dey read). Work on ur pre-intimacy.

cheeeeeeeeeei make i no miscarrrrrrrrrrrrry ooooooooh the laugh don three much.lol

@ topic,where are you dearest?i mean where are you located rite now?i have a friend,a lady that am sure is good at such cases.infact your own na moi moi case.now i got a recipe from her for you how much i care dear. here is it :
grind some ata rodo and ordinary pepper.
get a baggo super sack.
rub the ata rodos on your small kini while chanting "am born big."
use the baggo super sack tie up your kini.
remove all your clothes.
run from oshodi to ajah chanting "am growing bigger"
when you get to ajah,remove the baggo super sack BUT make sure the first human you see is tall,infact the height of the first human you would see at ajah would be the lenght of your kini.goodluck dear.

What are you doing on Nairaland?

Why not write an application to the FCT requesting to become the special adviser the Mr. President (Yar’adua) am sure you would get employed.

@ crazy,
you still dey around??
how body

We thank God o!

how about you?

crazykid:

What are you doing on Nairaland?

Why not write an application to the FCT requesting to become the special adviser the Mr. President (Yar’adua) am sure you would get employed.

crazy kid sharrrrrrrrrrp dia.i follow you talk?
am not as crazy as you ooooh _but help me write the application letter naw,am not gud with spellings.

@topic,how far now?i need a bottle of amstel malta oooh.i know my recipe has worked for you so come forward for your testimony.

@ crazy,
we thank God too ooooooooooo

@ ify,

so,you sef dey here ^{abi u wan help the poster make him fikki big?}

crazy kid sharrrrrrrrrrp dia.i follow you talk?      
am not as crazy as you ooooh but help me write the application letter naw,am not good with spellings.  

Hope you know it isn't free of charge.

As soon as I finish writing, I would advise you to pay me Immediately unless you would be klidndpped and brought to my base as a christmas guest.

roflscamao ;d ;d ;d

roflscamao ;d ;d ;d

Take it easy today is your birthday; don't kill yourself.

efuah:

roflscamao ;d ;d ;d

wetin happen?

crazykid:

Take it easy today is your birthday; don't kill yourself.

true talk

when a brother want your help, if you no get am, pls stop making jest of him.

bros this is what you do o jare!
buy "VEGA 100" use it 1-1
that is one in the morning, one at night for 3 days
no shag any body for the 3 days o
the last day, go try your babe that say your fikky too small.
na she go tire for shagging

crazykid:

Take it easy today is your birthday; don't kill yourself.

i hear you Sir!

rockiedink:

wetin happen?

nothing do me abi na wetin do ur popping eyes

@efuah
i was only wondering why you were rolling on d floor!, for seemingly no just cause

ifyalways:

cheeeeeeeeeei make i no miscarrrrrrrrrrrrry ooooooooh the laugh don three much.lol

@ topic,where are you dearest?i mean where are you located rite now?i have a friend,a lady that am sure is good at such cases.infact your own na moi moi case.now i got a recipe from her for you _{how much i care dear.} here is it :
grind some ata rodo and ordinary pepper.
get a baggo super sack.
rub the ata rodos on your small kini while chanting "am born big."
use the baggo super sack tie up your kini.
remove all your clothes.
run from oshodi to ajah chanting "am growing bigger"
when you get to ajah,remove the baggo super sack BUT make sure the first human you see is tall,infact the height of the first human you would see at ajah would be the lenght of your kini.goodluck dear.

You won't stop amazing me._{I'm laughing so loud that my colleagues are staring crazily at me now.OMG} .

can someone please tell me WAT'S FIKKY? cos i'm naive

hello fikky is another name for pennis
@topic i don't think you will have help from this house many guys and boys seem to be giving u the wrong answer, i advice u consult a doctor

Bblak:

You won't stop amazing me._{I'm laughing so loud that my colleagues are staring crazily at me now.OMG} .

like say u don kolo abi

sylvex:

can someone please tell me WAT'S FIKKY? because i'm naive

hmmmnnnn,

dellynash:

hello fikky is another name for pennis
@topic i don't think you will have help from this house many guys and boys seem to be giving u the wrong answer, i advice u consult a doctor

tanx del!

rockiedink:

like say u don kolo abi

hmmmnnnn,

are u doubting me?

@ poster,

use the method wey i tell you and you go see wonders

sylvex:


are u doubting me?

why would I doubt you? my darling you!

rockiedink:

why would I doubt you? my darling you!

hhhm slyvex and rokiedink are going off topic again.lol.we go run coomot for una for here lost but found by nl lovers.

@topic am still waiting for my cool amstel malta and moreover you have to come for testing and proving of the fikky and after that give testimony too in my place.

Size doent matter sometimes as long as u can make your baby come. You have to talk about it to know what she likes. You can do a lot of fore play before venturing into fcckking. Try eating the Womanliness wella before inserting your tiny fikky into her. As long as she is always comming, she wont bother about your tiny peewee