WHAT IF:



1. PHCN (NEPA) acquire MTN



2. Nigerian Railway Corporation also acquire Celtel (Vmobile)



3. And NIPOST is buying out Glo!!



4. Lastma is planning to buy Virgin Atlantic



5. And Etteh is taking over from Dora!!



6. Wealth Solution (wonder bank) has just bought Zenith Bank



7. ALAO AKALA is taking over from soludo as CBN gov



8. Nigeria Police Force have aquired Transcorp Hilton



9. And our own ENYIMBA Football Club has just bought 91% shares in Manchester United in preparation for a takeover



10. PETET ODILI will be taking over from Nuhu Ribadu (EFCC)



11. ADEDIBU HAS BEEN NAMED THE NEW SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS, IN RECOGNITION OF HIS ROLES IN STABILIZING DEMOCRAZY IN NIGERIA



12. THE Under-17 GOLDEN EAGLETS TURNED THEMSELVES IN AND RETURNED THE WORLD CUP BACK TO FIFA, SAYING THE YOUNGEST AMONG THEM IS 46YEARS OLD



13. Nigerian Police Force trains FBI and Scotland Yard Officers .

I'm tire of reading this everywhere.

What if @poster is so dumb, he cant realise this is the 8000 time this joke has been posted on nairaland.

tope_teadr:

What if @poster is so dumb, he can't realise this is the 8000 time this joke has been posted on nairaland.

Why are you calling the poster dumb, you are the one that can't differentiate between male and female.

@free willy, who da fcu!< are u, and what da h£|| has male & female got to do wit this.

@freewilly
waz he repling ur post?
@TT
u used "he" for "marie jane"

so who is the dumb one? the person that thinks marie jane sounds feminine or the one who just feels like talking
@ mignes, if u v read it before y did'nt u just keep ur mouth shut?

all stand
_{case adjourned until further notice}

@marie jane
hmp.
U cudnt be refering to me. OH NO! u cudnt.
I guess u'll be ontop of da world if every1 types "lol" and leaves, ha hn, nad'here. Around here if u blow it, u deal widit.

well i was referring to you cos u made tope teadr (who cant make a complete sentence without using offensive words) diss me, i dont really care if people praise me 4 what i post, i got the mail, felt it was cool, decided to post it! i do what i gotta do, i dont live on accolades.

@Migines Don't take it personal. From her name MARIJUANA mariejane, one can easily understand that she is high on weed and doesn't know who you are here.

Woah that got me, have not seen dat b4, is really fun, how i wish i knew wat those guys did, cos is like comparing the best and the worst?

@ ben jay
m so sorry but i dont know who he is and i dont care to know, for your info i dont do drugs, guess u do the cheap ones to know how marijuana feels, wats with all these 'immature boys' with their big mouths anyway?

@mariejane haaa na me you wan face? seems you are new here. Nairaland no go contain the two of us oooo.
U better ask question.

stop barking!!! SIT BOY SIT!!!

be rite back

I bet you don't know that the condom factory has written series of apology letters to your dad for the mistake that led to your conception.

You are so UGLY that your mum shouted hysterically @ the hospital "OH MY GOD, IF I HAD KNOWN, I WUD HAVE GIVEN HIM A Mouth Gig"

You are so furtunate the nurses intervened she almost exchanged you for a HAND TOWEL.

MEANING? ?? Listen i dont diss people's parents cos i love andappreciate mine.It just shows how uncouth you are.I REPEAT :SIT BAD DOG

Do something more constructive pips

@mariejane  MEANING>>> You are so UGLY that the devil himself saw you and shouted BLOOD OF JESUS.

PARENTAL ADVISORY: Please don't take your babies anywhere near mariejane because she will end up giving the little kid CONVORSION with her looks.

@mariejane
QUOTE "Listen i don't diss people's parents because i love andappreciate mine.It just shows how uncouth you are."


UNQOUTE mind you, i never dissed your parents. I am only feeling their pain.

funny! your sort of jokes shows how shallow minded you are, i will take adbaby's advice and do more constructive with my time, so direct your hate elsewhere.

@marie jane
talkn'bout maturity, how da hell did i make TT diss u? by posting watts on ma mind?

Luk girl, i'm not always a good guy.<just tot u should know>

@marie jane
Finally, you just found out u are no match to me. I thought u had a loud mouth before ?
Better dey look face next time.

4 cryin out loud, cnt y'all b mature & i'm pointing @ u tope_teadr. Gosh!