roflmao @sisikill

Amari: LWKMD,go jor,its not dat bad.

ahhh my dear it is dat bad...infact it is worse

MY INBOX

Your account has been credited with N3.5M from....(GTBank)
Reminder of apointment wid 2BABA....(Hyper Tech)
Can we hang out tonight at EKO SUITE (My GUYZ)
Thanks for the Lamborghini.... (Junior bro)
WAs that you I saw On TV..... (babe)
Pls send Me Credit.....( my hater's)
Why din't you pick my call..(GEJ)

AND SO ON AND SO BLA BLA BLA!!!!!>>>>>

nice joke,but the poster should have made us know it was copied from another site,rather than taking all the glory.

HNosegbe: A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man
(Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by
my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)


A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married
(Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling
event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money for d NECO form
(Junior bros)
6..My pickin, you dey? Abeg send chop money quick,
hunger wan finish us here o (Mama)
7.. I dey hospital, pls send d N120,000 quick quick for
d appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my
burial (Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's
daughter).

Such is life.

Can't stop laughing

ROTFLMFAO

hmmmmmmmmm, my inbox dont look like such,or are you copying from your inbox? lol

na wa oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....................................now all dis girls for nairaland go dey laugh.........chai

SimonAndals Inbox..

You didnt use a condom the last time and now I am vomitting.. I hope I am not pregnant o.. (His Gay Lover)

afam4eva: lol

welcome back bro.

And happy birthday. WULLNP

@OP
Funny indeed

Copy copy @op saw this in naijapals.but nway tnx 4 bringin it to nairaland,no1 truly define my inbox

Adanyebe: MY INBOX

Your account has been credited with N3.5M from....(GTBank)
Reminder of apointment wid 2BABA....(Hyper Tech)
Can we hang out tonight at EKO SUITE (My GUYZ)
Thanks for the Lamborghini.... (Junior bro)
WAs that you I saw On TV..... (babe)
Pls send Me Credit.....( my hater's)
Why din't you pick my call..(GEJ)

AND SO ON AND SO BLA BLA BLA!!!!!>>>>>

And then.... Yawns, rubs eyes. "Damn cockerel. Where my lantern nau".

Okija_juju: [SimonAndals inbox]Bring Vasline next time o!! That Robb wey you use still dey pepper my yansh.. (from his gay lover)

ROFLMFAO

funny though, but i wonder hw u arrived at this. did u carry out a cluster sampling or random sampling?

Adanyebe: MY INBOX

Your account has been credited with N3.5M from....(GTBank)
Reminder of apointment wid 2BABA....(Hyper Tech)
Can we hang out tonight at EKO SUITE (My GUYZ)
Thanks for the Lamborghini.... (Junior bro)
WAs that you I saw On TV..... (babe)
Pls send Me Credit.....( my hater's)
Why din't you pick my call..(GEJ)

AND SO ON AND SO BLA BLA BLA!!!!!>>>>>

You wish

Ur d**k is d king's size but i still luv my husband (fatimatulai)

So funny.

ROTFL

SimonAndal: So this is how a typical straight male's inbox looks like. Rotflmfao. very boring.

Are you gay?

Adanyebe: MY INBOX

Your account has been credited with N3.5M from....(GTBank)
Reminder of apointment wid 2BABA....(Hyper Tech)
Can we hang out tonight at EKO SUITE (My GUYZ)
Thanks for the Lamborghini.... (Junior bro)
WAs that you I saw On TV..... (babe)
Pls send Me Credit.....( my hater's)
Why din't you pick my call..(GEJ)

AND SO ON AND SO BLA BLA BLA!!!!!>>>>>

I feel you jare. nice attitude

HNosegbe: A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man
(Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by
my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)


A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married
(Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling
event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money for d NECO form
(Junior bros)
6..My pickin, you dey? Abeg send chop money quick,
hunger wan finish us here o (Mama)
7.. I dey hospital, pls send d N120,000 quick quick for
d appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my
burial (Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's
daughter).

Such is life.

OMG!i cnt help bt laff.

Can't stop laughing at ladies inbox

looollllllllllllllllll

hahahahagaa....i laugh tie wrist-watch 4 neck....@ guy's inbox.

Una go fit make person laugh ooo

This isn't so true but I find it very funny.

Sh*t happens

Okija_juju: [SimonAndals inbox]Bring Vasline next time o!! That Robb wey you use still dey pepper my yansh.. (from his gay lover)

chai, Now i know u are a new gay. That's why ur nyash still dey pepper u. No worry na gradually gradually, e go soon stop, u hear?.