HNosegbe: A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man
(Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by
my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)


A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married
(Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling
event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money for d NECO form
(Junior bros)
6..My pickin, you dey? Abeg send chop money quick,
hunger wan finish us here o (Mama)
7.. I dey hospital, pls send d N120,000 quick quick for
d appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my
burial (Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's
daughter).

Such is life.