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Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by deeozi(m): 8:17am On Jul 24, 2012 |
When ur mate de hammer n e con be like say God forget you. |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by Clemzy16(m): 8:18am On Jul 24, 2012 |
This thread really got me cracking my ribs. Especially the op's no 5, 7 and 10. Keep it up guys |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by hammedkola(m): 8:18am On Jul 24, 2012 |
JideTheBlogger: When you yansh a military man's daughter while in secondary school and she decides to keep the pregnancy The military man go agree ni o |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by hammedkola(m): 8:18am On Jul 24, 2012 |
phadat: When you collect bribe and unknown to you the scene was being video taped U go be come Farouq Junior |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by hammedkola(m): 8:21am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Chidex2442: 1. when u mistake superglue for eyedrop Inclusive When you an arsenal fan with full at the beginning of the season but your team come later Bleep up as usual When you place an accumulator bet on 21 odds with all ya last card on nairabet and arsenal come loose...U go cry because the possible outcome na #989,762.20 |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by BLACKPANTHER(m): 8:28am On Jul 24, 2012 |
When u look at the mirror,and realize YOUR LOSING HAIR. NO BE EVERY BALD HEAD GET FORTUNE OH. |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by doubleking(m): 8:37am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Afta yrs of unemployment,u r invitd 4 interview wth thousands more qualified persons 4 d same post. |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by shaneroberts26: 8:42am On Jul 24, 2012 |
amosy007: When u wan shag ur new babe and u di.ck start acting dumb..U hav a di.ck disorder |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by Nobody: 8:44am On Jul 24, 2012 |
I just lost weight wen I read the 'house rent' part of the post.. Sept 8 oooo!! Who will save me from my landlord? *wailing uncontrollably* 2 Likes |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by godswill4m(m): 8:44am On Jul 24, 2012 |
when ever i remember boko haram |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by tjskii(f): 8:52am On Jul 24, 2012 |
When a verystrong urge to poo suddenly hooks Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ in terrible trafik and Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ av to hold it in cos d nearest toilet is 30mins away, then Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ start sweatin buckets,fastest way to loose weight Armed robbers are patrollin ur area at nite,with ur heart in ur mouth, Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ start an unplanned prayer vigil When Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ didn't prepare for exam,putting all ur hopes on forming voltron in d hall,then d examiner decides to change d sitting arrangmnts |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by tjskii(f): 8:57am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Sneaking off to a party with popsyz car without authorisation,and bashing it on d way back The horrible feeling that Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ mite be pregnant outside wedlock 1 Like |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by owabor(f): 8:59am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Wen u hav just one carry-over or missin script in one course in ur degree exam and doctor come tel u say u get HIV. |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by Ejemu1010(f): 9:00am On Jul 24, 2012 |
amosy007: When u wan shag ur new babe and u di.ck start acting dumb.. bad experience |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by Ejemu1010(f): 9:00am On Jul 24, 2012 |
amosy007: When u wan shag ur new babe and u di.ck start acting dumb.. bad experience |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by Fesisko(m): 9:03am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Basic: When you just bought an android phone @ computer village, and, on getting home, you found the phone stuffed with hot fufu!hahaha...this actually happened to my frnd sometimes last yr. |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by Gialmine(f): 9:05am On Jul 24, 2012 |
U will surely loose weight; 1. When enemies from your village are running after you for no reason, you will loose weight. 2. When your only child is to go for a major operation and no power/ generator and theDoctor suggested a candle. 3. When your house rat just ate you American green card, you will loose weight. 4. When you just received a LATE text message that you have being called for an interview in Oil and gas(Chev, total, Slum, B.Hughes etc), that has being done 2 days ago. 5. etc 6. When an armed rubber just made a mistake in mentioning your name as their ring leader. |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by DExplorer1: 9:27am On Jul 24, 2012 |
D-Explorer:. engineerd: Hosp bill unpaid, christening in few days, not even one to fed but TWO, though not by power but u go first lose 10pounds. LOL You Need To Read These! After Aborting 3 Times For Him, He's Set To Marry Another Lady This Month. 21 Reasons He Hasn't Proposed to You Yet 16 Regular Mistakes Singles Make in Relationships 25 Warning Signs of a Possible Break up in Your Relationship 16 Raw but Bitter Truths Ladies Must Know |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by adami48(f): 9:28am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Wen theres a demolition exesice in all surroundin town close 2 u, and a mass exodus of people relocating 2 ur town, landlords increasing rent, still many are willing 2 pay 4 even double, n u ve nt paid ur rent 4 d past 3months? U go lose pounds per second |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by Oluesther(f): 9:30am On Jul 24, 2012 |
wyzman: When one yeye girl come say u don give am belle, or u bash d car of a senator, or u go beat soja wife. U beat soldier wife? Ur own don be. U will receive the worst beating of Ur life that will make U lose 10 pounds. Lol!!! |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:39am On Jul 24, 2012 |
amosy007: When u wan shag ur new babe and u di.ck start acting dumb..lmao! |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:49am On Jul 24, 2012 |
FriendMark: After 5 years in university, the clearance officers say your credentials are FAKE! No graduation or certificate for you. You were never a student in the first place.a similar 1 happened 2me wen I wan kolect my NYSC call-up leta. My name on d file was re-arranged by 1 mumu officer & she kept my file n d middle of ova 5000 oda files @ d exams & records. I search sote I tire 4 dat day. I don lose hope finish b4 sumbody kom find am 4me. Sweat bath me dat day. |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by OkikiOluwa1(m): 10:16am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Clemzy16: This thread really got me cracking my ribs. Especially the op's no 5, 7 and 10. Keep it up guystanx. We v got 2 laf n 4get d worries of 9ja. |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by Nobody: 10:28am On Jul 24, 2012 |
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Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by mrperfect(m): 10:36am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Interesting one. |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by Nobody: 10:42am On Jul 24, 2012 |
amosy007: When u wan shag ur new babe and u di.ck start acting dumb.. hahaha,happened to me once! I think na over excitement cos am...lol |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by eldagaius(m): 10:43am On Jul 24, 2012 |
When u dey sweet talk new babe inside bus on a long journey and poo begin disturb u. Na different sitting positions u go adopt. 1 Like |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by Vergil: 11:11am On Jul 24, 2012 |
engineerd: Wake up from that dream. In Nigerian reality, no offset o my guy! |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by PetroG1: 11:15am On Jul 24, 2012 |
LWKMD!!! Gossh ! you guys can make me shit in my pants cos i cant laugh out. Let me share my own losing of weight. When i saw my boyfriend with the girl i outwashed with my friends hanging out together. Then you see your video on NTA news during sunday splas for a party and it was repeated on channels and you were suppose to be in school, your father and mum and your little sis/brother were watching TV and you couldnt change the channel. You were impressed by a guy and the first thing that came out of your mouth was YHELZ cos u were used to it. |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by dont8(m): 11:17am On Jul 24, 2012 |
After several years of marriage with kids and now they're adults and graduates, you were told with proof (DNA test) that you're not their father, chai! 2 Likes |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by landinfo: 11:19am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Okiki_Oluwa: Nigeria is country full of different kata kata. Plenty tins dey worry our mind. Family palava, issues at workplace, societal issues, religious etc all don sit-down berekete for the heart of our Country People.i tink u got dis 4rm ALI BABA's program yestaday aftanun 2:00pm-4:00pm 1 Like |
Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by konkocious(m): 11:36am On Jul 24, 2012 |
After u don high on shayo and ur pastor call u say na you go conduct deliverance service for a mad man. U mistakely touch bank's bre*st for inside banking hall. The bus u enter breakdown 4 Mango bus-stop around 11:45 for night. Wen u send mad man cooked beans Wen you drink expired milk After u don yars-h finish d girl come tell u say she ßε̲̣̣̣̥ Ogbanje |
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