Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,395 members, 7,815,845 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 07:21 PM

I Hate/love U Letter - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / I Hate/love U Letter (2011 Views)

Why I Hate Calabar Women / I Love U / Be Strong Honey, I Love U (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

I Hate/love U Letter by Phems(m): 5:00pm On Jul 24, 2012
[b]This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.....

However,the girl's father does not like the boy and
he wants them to stop their relationship.....and so...The boy
wrote this letter to the girl...
He knows the girl's father will definitely be the one to read it.

1 The great love that i have for u
2 is gone,and i find my dislike for u
3 grows everyday. When i see u,
4 i do not even like ur face;
5 the one thing that i want to do is to
6 look at other girls.I never wanted to
7 marry you.Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of urself.
11 If we were married, i know that i would find
12 life very difficult, and i would have no
13 pleasure in living with u.I have a heart
14 to give,but it is not something that
15 I want to give u.No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than u, and u are not
17 able to care for me and help me
18 I sincerely want u to understand that
19 I speak the truth.You will do me a favour
20 if u think this is the end.Do not try
21 to answer this.Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me.You have no
23 true love for me.Goodbye! Believe me,
24 i do not care for u.Please do not think that
25 i still love u and i am still ur boyfriend.

However, before handing over the letter to the girl,
the boy told the girl to

'' READ BETWEEN THE
LINES '',meaning-only read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25 (Odd numbers)

So..try reading it again![/b]

1 Like

Re: I Hate/love U Letter by Ay92(m): 5:16pm On Jul 24, 2012
9ice one bro.
Re: I Hate/love U Letter by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jul 24, 2012
Nice one dear
Re: I Hate/love U Letter by az4sure(m): 10:44pm On Jul 24, 2012
Nice1 bro,funny andinterestin
Re: I Hate/love U Letter by Sunky200: 11:38pm On Jul 24, 2012
Are you sure thats not the letter you forward to your girl. Interesting anyway, keep it up.
Re: I Hate/love U Letter by toygod2: 4:56am On Jul 25, 2012
Nice piece of work

(1) (Reply)

Picture: Naija Moms Be Like. This Is Truelifestory Rite Here / Cant Stop Laughing Alone So I Said To Share Dis.... / What Was Your Favourite Subject In Secondary School?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 11
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.