A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside,

he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her,

kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,

This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!

He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years.

I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells
you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll Kill us both.

Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."



The man fainted

oh well ;d :d

LMAO.

;d ;d :d

salinco:

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside,

he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her,

kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,

This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!

He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years.

I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants intimacy, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells
you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll Kill us both.

Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."



The man fainted

omg this joke is superb

honey I love you be strong perfect

Can't believe Rokie is still laughing her ass off even while in bed.

Romsky carry your bad belle talent comot for road make i pass jor.


Poster,
This joke is mine, I fill fulfilled unto sey people dey copy from my work.

studio43:

Romsky carry your bad belle talent comot for road make i pass jor.


Poster,
This joke is mine, I fill fulfilled unto sey people dey copy from my work.

sorry sir, how much u want make i pay for the piracy or for crazy u?