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Emmyk: I'm clean man.

I dont have a club sha. I'm neutral.
You can check her out all you want, buh you must report back to me. That's the deal.

*hmmmm i love this 'deal'. De only prob is, he doesnt know she's de one tht's rather doing de checking out on me...how wud he know wen she's doing it behind his back...not tht i'l tell him either, not in my place to,..lets just keep de 'deal' flowing until wen he notices me walking away wt her...by den it'l be too late 4him 2do anytin...mayb he'l just rip to pieces de 'deal' we signed...not tht it'l bother me and her much by den. Or wil it...?*

Deiok: And chelsea fùkin won the match, thanks to freaking joe hart.

*oh sorry buddy. I feel his pain...but i can help him ease it...now am thinking of de best way...shud i feed him rat poison? Or mayb recommend he climbs de high tension cable in my street? Or hugs de transformer in his area? Or mayb head 2de nearest run way and try to stop an airplane from landing? Or get 2de railway and trade muscles wit a moving train? My oh my! Too many tings i could tell him it makes me...ah! I just so much feel his pain! But how do i let him know this..? (now i braze myself for de worst wen my friend comes to c all these)*

Benise: hmmmmm

*wot do i take de 'hmmmm' for? How do i interprete it..? Interest in me (wake up, stop dreaming, how can she have interest in u??)? Or a subtle invitation for a rela...(i wish! Story!)...well i guess de right tin shud be to reply in kind too and c wot happens next. So...* HMMMM

Emmyk: missed ya too *kisses*
what's up with you?


I'm just entering, went on an errand, about getting there, I saw some guys like 10 taking Igbos.. With frightening faces.

I surveyed round, luckily for me, I saw one that I know.
I was over-happy and was like, Brotha, you dont know me again? (how can he, in his highness?).

He said he does.... I passed without any Wahala.


Praise the Lawd.

lol u made me laugh...now u wan pretend 4 us eh (like ur igbo wrap no big like touchlight)?...am fine sha, watching chelsea match *he doesnt know this benise chic i was also checking her out o...not tht i'l tell him yet tho*

Emmyk: Happy sunday, fella

hey buddy! Wots up? Thanks and talk 2u later *hmmmm i c benise has something going 4 this guy...*

*i stick my neck in...empty room...no one's home*

Abu Mikey:


Your attached Pix don make me laff troway my blackberry for water

ha blackberry?!! Uncle u can lie o! U r sitting wit me here and posting tht statement wt ur nokia touchlight and u wan deceive ppl! Ha uncle!

a wrap up of wot i predicted, this isnt a classico, its a flop, as i predicted it'l be. 2day's classico for me was man u vs stoke city. Dont get me wrong, am not a man u fan, but tht game was thrilling...nice goal madrid anyway

Ikenna94: As i said earlier dis is turning out to be d most uninteresting clasico i ve ever seen

have u read my post, both befor de match and at half time?

so far, have u guys seen wot i said? Go read my earlier post on page two or so. Told u guys this particular classico wont be it. Very ordinary match! Lets be sincere, can we call this a classic?? Definitly not! I hope it changes in de 2nd half, cos so far its been a pretty boring match wit littl 2talk about. Or am i wrong? Wot do u guys think?

i dont think this particular el classico wil carry much hype like de recent previous ones? Y? Both coaches have done nothing to hype it up, they're both too 'peaceful'. Wot hypes a match and gets de media talking and the fans all waitin 4 kick off? Bad blood between coaches sure tops de list! Thts y classico between muo and pep was always a killer! This one sure wont. I didnt even remember it ws el classico until last night because no one seemed to talk about it hence this one turns out dull already, even befor kick off. I dont know if wot am saying is true, or am i lying? Who shares my view..?

luxanne: Okay

*lemme check this babe's profile, if i'l c a pic of how she looks...my oh my! She be robot! Ha! Good lord! And am here trying 2make friends (wit a robot)! Wot a take!*

Beync: hi hon


@9ice, sorry we r no longer employing you.

*oh good! Tht means am no more up for 'gatemanship' anymo...so it means i can approach her now and ask her if...how do i make de move...?*

i wonder wot ppl c in BBA... A group of ppl coming 2geta, thinking about just one thing, either laying one another or being laid! Corrupt! GUS is da bomb and wil continue 2be. I'v never watched BBA nor ever will

Beync: exactly why I want him employed
Around me. I like them with gud sense of humour.

*did she say 'THEM'?? Ha! So she already has many of 'US' and am here pushing and rushing to meet an already filled bus! I guess i'l start considering other options...but how do i let her know this...?*

Xlad: Plz, let those taking they whites as Saints go and sleep. 70% of the Brazilian players are over-aged. And it's likely that more-than 65% of the Swedish players are same. When I saw the guy that replaced Success, seriously i nearly cried. he is thin and lanky and i know he will be bullied by those swedish over-aged defenders. It happened. if not that he is a good striker like the formal headmaster. There is more power from his head than from his leg. I have played football with the whites. i know them. Whites are good in age cheating only few countries like New Zealand and Australia are different. A friend of mine, no, two of them, students studying in one of the Eastern Europe countries. i don't wanna mention names of country nor clubs because of their future because they are good footballers trying hard to make it. The play for a 3 Division club in that country. During last two months, i think August, one of them called me on skype and was asking me if i know how he can change his age on his documents that there is a tournament their club registered and they are to make use of their U-19 team. He told me that their club directors, coach and team-mates at the senior side advised them to shave their beards, so that they can put them as U-19 players. These guys are more than 23 years old. When they started making necessary arrangements, the organisers of the competition said that they will verify all documents submitted, foreigners will be verified through their International passports and Birth Certificates. Then came the ideas of these same whites for them to falsify their age documents. but when they heard that all these documents will be verified, both from the schools they study at. It became a problem because they have registered the names of this two guys. These guys were now trying to discuss it with me how they can change it. But since I know they used their real age for their International Passports and their finger prints are with the immigration, there's nothing more i can tell them to do than to forget about it. Their clubs later removed their names with the excuse that their families in Nigeria wanted them back urgently, that they can't play again in the tournament. I mean these are whites. Later these same whites will open that their mouths and be saying age-cheating where-as they are they main doers. It sucks. Really it does. Yes, many white kids mature physically faster than their African mates, but does not mature with their level of reasoning and thinking. Anybody here that can be truthful and that had played soccer with all these grown and matured whites physically will certainly testify with me that their mode of reasoning, thinking, decisions are still of a kid. They don't know when to give a hard tackle, when to shoot, when to attack, when to pass etc. permit me to say that There are some natural incidences that can not be over looked. Nigeria is a footballing nation. Whites know that, likewise Spain, Brazil, and Argentina. Many of you guys in europe will testify this. When we say we are from Africa, Nigeria, immediately, these whites we just say "Nigeria, football......good football, Nigerians". They know it. And when you come to the world of Basketball, you cannot forget to mention countries like USA, Greece, Lithuania as one of the basketballing nations in europe and in the world. Almost all the kids there within the age of 2 have started to know many of the tactics in playing basketball than many of us here that are even more than 20 years. Likewise here in nigeria, where a 2 years old kid have started to learn some soccer moves. And there's no Jupiter that can stop their Basketball U-15, U-17, U-19 teams from beating ours only if God wants it the other way round. Likewise in soccer, our best of Unders will beat their best of any U-mate teams. Yes. And because of a must win attitude, over-aged players are invited. Quote me anytime any day, some can know how to play football like dribbling but doesn't have football sense. That's they problem. You will see them trying to score from the center of the field of which they know that it's not possible for them. Again, many of you here that are studying outside nigeria, you can also agree with me that when it comes to Inter-University sports competitions, Nigerians are always they favorites in soccer both male and female teams. In ma own school, we always meet either the Spanish, Italian, German, Portuguese, France teams or the Turkish team in finals. Now, it's like a right that each finals, the nigerian team must meet any of those teams. Whereas when it comes to other sports, we are lacking behind, like basketball, tennis etc.
It pains me sooooooo much whenever i read some comments here, some people that haven't even seen whites before will be writing trash. Whites are the manufactures of Corruption. What's they difference between Sepp and Mugabe? Age-Cheating is everywhere. They 2 countries i have respected much in this current FIFA U-17 world Cup tournament for using almost real U-17 players are New Zealand and Nigeria.
If you like abuse me for this my write-up. Since mid of last year, i have decided not to abuse one and engage on any e-fight with anyone. I'm really happy, i have been achieving it and it's more-than a year i made the right choice..... They secret is when they abuse my comments, i only give them this sign on their post.

just to let u know, i ws d 1 tht liked ur post. U're spot on!

Emmyk: hahahahahaha. I like your sense of humour. . Keep it up bruv.

*sense of humour? I tot i had none...hmmmm well, now tht it seems i do, i guess i'l apply in night of a thousand laugh. i hope i'l make de last 1,000...naija's filled wit so many funny ppl me making de last 1,000 wil be such a great feat*

Beync: u r turning down the opportunity of getting juliet, u never know this might be a blessing in disguise. Am being nice to u.

*hmmmm security guard! Tht stil pierces me! ...but, havent i heard tht some bank managers started as gate men in de very banks they now manage? And wot about stories tht some correct babes ended up wt their gate men as their boyfriends?? Is this inspiring enough for me to stomach this guard issue she brought up? Hmmmm its so so tempting...wt do i do now?...am confused, as i'v never been in this kinda situation befor...err mayb i'l....i'l...i'l...i'l err..i'l err...let her help me out na...cant she notice me shyingly stammering and counting de sand on de ground than looking at her face...?*

Emmyk: That moment when your sarcasm is so wide that people actually think you are stewpid..

Be right back, wanna go post "Journey to Edo".... A short story from me, to General section.

*hmmmm he spoke about writing style. Wow! Never knew i had style! Poor me! I think am starting to like this guy...is my head getting big? Well, i guess i already had an extra large head so where else can it expand to?... Leonardo da Vinci's lol i guess he didnt like my reaction to tht one...so i'l let him know i knew exactly wot he was talking about. But de question is how??...*

Emmyk: . Fine boy dey do bodyguard?







I kinda like his style of writing, he'll be a good writer, you know?
hope his head wont start swelling sha

*hmmmm so some chic here has been reading me all these while?? Wow! Means am going places!...but is she hooked? Thts where de problem lies, cos i dont wanna get myself into trouble here wit some quick-happy-trigger guy...well, there's only one way to find out, THE HARD WAY...i'l say hi to her and c how tht plays out,..*

Beync: Hey don't panic 9icegee. JayZ won't hurt u along as u remain a good guard and am save when he's not around.

@feraz, dat reminds me
For a while I've never seen Ammanda
Where ever she is she should know bync loves her and misses her like wao

*guard??! Did she just say guard??! Am trying to be sampson here, looking for deliahila, and she's instead trying to turn me into a guard? My oh my! I tot i heard beyonc was a nice chic. This isnt nice at all, trying to turn romeo (thts trying to make her juliet) into security man! Haba! Sad!*

Princeparix: yea honey. Hv to settle some national issues


y are u stil awake? Nd wia are ur maidens? They left u?


Sumpple would definitely get hurt 2nyt 4 leaving my Queen.ur stil dreaming

* 'dreaming'? Isnt tht an old song by akon and this other chic tht i'v 4gotn her name? Oh so he likes tht music??! And so do i! Hmmmm makes us a match! Thts cool! I think i'v just found out my 1st match in this over stuffed room!*

Emmyk: My bad, I thought you wanna play Leonardo da Vinci's . Good Evening and how was your day?

* wots ''Leonardo da Vinci's''? And how is it 'played'? Sounds to me like a new fifa playstation game...i start getting exited!...yeah yeah yeah i love games and wanna play Leonardo da Vinci's! But how do i tell him, in case it turns out not to be wot i tot? Wont tht be shameful? So instead lemme just tell him?..* my day was ok. Thanks 4 askn

luxanne:

I've given up reading cos it always gives me headache when I do



Modifier

Sorry, the bodyguard choice still stands

*was she in anyway refering to me? I dont think so...but mayb she was...how can i tell weda she was or she wasnt?...how can i tell?...mayb i'l shift nearer to her corner and c how she'l react to tht...i start shifting slowly, carefully looking around to make sure am not making enemies of any guy tht fancy's her...i guess she looks isolated...lets c how this plays out...i keep shifting...i wonder wot i'l say 2her wen she notices me by her side...wen wil she notice me? Well, lets c...*

Princeparix: ¤waiting earnestly for his next movement¤


>with the royal bodyguards on standby waiting for th right moment<

*hmmmm i c...if only he knew wot am thinking, he'l be able to decipher tht does body guards r as good as non existent...but he doesnt know wot am thinking. So y bother wit his guards...and did i hear 'royal'? Royal indeed! I wonder wen ROYAL body guards started wearing torn trousers like de guy over der thts standing by him, fanning him in this hot place, believing [actually deceiving] himself tht he's royalty. Royal indeed!*

Emmyk: lol. I've gone through this your post for like 10 times. .
Maybe for hidden message..

Are you a bobo or a lady?

* lol i wonder wot hidden msgs he's looking for, cos i aint got anythin to hide* ...wot hidden msgs r u looking for pal? Good evening by de way

Princeparix: ¤sprinkles water on him to wake him up¤


u've been sleep walking dude

*do they do babtisms here...? Y's he sprinkling me water na? I tot i had already been babtizd...i look at my wet body...i think of wot i'l do to him...i'l surprise this guy...*

*i guess i know this emmyk guy...but de prob is, which side of de knowing does he belong to? Tht i cant figure...so i'l pretend not to c him...i keep my heads down...if he recognizes me and exchange friendship, den i'l know am on his good books, tht am not trying to grap his babe...i'l be happy to make friends with him, hoping he doesnt have any chic in de house...*

*i look around de room.... I heard some1 mention tht beyonce is in this same room with me...i try to pick her out in de crowd. I hope she came alone, tht jay-Z is not tucked behind her, with a gun in his hip, as i'l be trying out 2c if i can make friends wt her,..i hope i dont end up being shot...*

*i look around, trying to find space in a crowded room, with faces i dont recogniz...face down, i swiftly move inside to one far corner. I hope no one saw me, de babes especially, since am de shy type...i sit, yoga style, in my corner and try to take in de different faces...wot a place 2be in a cold night...*

komekn: 9icegee I really was responding to COOLDUN not exactly you. The present squad is in my opinion the youngest squad we have ever presented for a FIFA U17 age group football competition, However, that doesn't mean that they are actually all under 17, its a vast improvement but there's so much more to do. I mentioned the Nigerian 16 year old born in the USA who supposedly failed an MRI scan of which the NFF struggled to produce the hard copy evidence to the family, it tells you there are still Major problems.

ok i get u now. And thts exactly ONLY where i'l like to concentrate on. This squad is clearly de youngest and they're quite young. Any room 4improvements? Of cos there's always room 4improvement Q.E.D

hauwaolaniyi: Yeah,
The worst part is xavi and iniesta, they cheated them very low abilities, even di maria except his top speed, he has nothing left

hmmmm u're really female..?