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Deiok: You're wrong, alot of persons dont even know if you exist here, this section is a very vast one try other thread in here before claiming youre are occupying here.

*i go down on my knees* pls sir pls sir dont shoot! U misunderstood me! I'l explain myself pls (my eyes r bulging from de sockets)

*i poke my head in de door...look around de room...who and who r here..?*

harlos: Is this a one man drama

*thinks* wots 'a one man drama'? Sounds like a nigerian film. A nigerian film i must've missed? No wonder i missed it! I dont watch nigerian film [pls read tht DRAMA]! And besides, de bloody 'one man drama' must've been showing on NTA am sure!! (a channel i dont tune)!!

Deiok: The guy get flow. But with some hmm hmm...

lol u made me smile...thanks tho...flow but wt some wot?? Complete it na..? (i also have a buddy hmmmm hence i think de alpha male cant do much about it, with this gun-slinger guy by my side, i guess am [un]covered)

harlos: is this how u do for real

(lol its like some1's starting to dislike me already. Mayb he used to be de alpha-male around here and got used to it [along wit de 'benefits']. Now tht his 'territory' feels occupied he feels threatened...lol)

Shugamania: I dey wonder too o, with the brackets and all.

If na like this the guy dey follow himself talk for real life we'll need to employ a psychiatrist soon.

pls wot is psychiatrist? It sounds like something i'l like. Is it a new brand of chewing gum? (i guess i'l like this psychiatrist type. It sounds mexican, and i love watching their movies on CNN)

Shugamania: Lmao @ 9icegee..
Bro, u've been warned.



Hi Emmyk, i told u happy bday earlier nah.
Where's our cake

(did i just make my 1st laugh from a chic here?? Wow!! As boring as i am i stil succeeded in making some1 laugh!! My oh my!... And [my] shuga mama for tht matter! Of all ppl!!...i climb a palm tree, fall off from it! Ah! Goodness my waist! But it ws worth it if i made [my] shuga laugh...all those 'my' 'my' tht am fixing der i hope some1 isnt calling police 4me already o..!!)

Beync: After the fun u came to inform us eh

@9icegee, I hear u r d white banana dat like 2 keep d street on. am sending u on trip with a jeep u won't believe me.

But before then, I'd take my sleep pill
Till then,Latter.

u hear? Frm who? And wot r u hearing? (how i wish she puts it in simple english, cos tht other 'banana talk' i just cant get wot she means, since i never went to school and dont know how to use nor understand too much grammar...meanwhile, so she takes sleeping pills Hmmmm i wonder wot other 'hidden pills' r stucked in her closet tht she swallows at night [soon to find out]....besides, so they're talking about me already, behind my back?? Hmmm i c...de balls start rolling i guess)

Deiok: What!!! 9icegee, nor try yourself, if you wan stay comfortably for here better stop you search. Infact modify ur post.

(i remov de 'modify' button and fling it outta de window) sorry mate, i think i just lost de MODIFY button

jhydebaba: chairman! No be only hold up, na hold body. it seems so



Oloye, how u dey baba


Deiok, ur head dey there, bro.


9icegee, thread softly man.


Shuga, sweet tease and others; I hail oh!

(ha! Another warning from yet another guy? Y r they all warning me?? They all r feeling threatened cos there's a new 'kid' [dare any1 call me kid!!! Ties face!!] on de block?? Hmmmm we'l c how this finally plays out wen one of their chics starts warming up to me...i wait patiently...de vulture is a patient bird...)

Beync: even when u r in the room with talina, u wil never cease to talk about beynce. That's to show how that palace is incomplete without me.
Erm chief, has she put to bed? Tell me something.

(ha! So even beyonce is in this room!! My oh my! I cancel all thoughts towards any other chic...where is her corner...where is her corner...where is her corner o o o o...i walk around de room, lifting bed spreads and checking...stumbles on some bed with two ppl on it...oh sorry! I was looking 4 beyonce. Sorry once more, continue wot u two were doing...i move on...where on earth is beyonce I need to c those hips tht swagger about wen she dances on tv! I need to c it now, live!)

Br3nd4: Smh @9icegee... Dem never beat you before.

(hmmmm wow so she can speak pigin? I tot pretty babes dont know how to rap pigin...i size her up...who might she belong to here..? She looks un-hooked...i slowly start approaching here, cautiously, looking left and right, just in case some guy decides to spring a surprise frm nowhere...)

Br3nd4: Smh @9icegee... Dem never beat you before.

(hmmmm wow so she can speak pigin? I tot pretty babes dont know how to rap pigin...i size her up...who might she belong to here..? She looks un-hooked...i slowly start approaching here, cautiously, looking left and right, just in case some guy spring a surprise...)

(after entering this room i had to go and re check my birth certificat to make sure of my name. These folks here almost confused me. I almost was made to think am some1 else...wot a set of jacki changs!!)

*i sneak in quietly into de room, looks around, find one quiet corner and stay, hope no one sees, notice nor know me*

elrony: *shaking his hands*....you re welcomed homie....like I said earlier..."feel free"

*am happy to make friends with...(who's de guy with de gun? Bruce lee or jacki chan? Cant recall correctly..i'l go for...) bruce lee. And he's told me to FEEL FREE to mingle. With him by my side am sure all others wil (mis)behave*

elrony: Easy..!!!..tiger...you ain't gonna be putting holes in nobody today..kk??

*removes both metals from his hands and hands him a glass and bottle of jack Daniels*

*i hope he didnt notice tht i drugged de drink. Now de poor guy's gonna be sleeping spread-eagled, with his mouth wide opened, snoring de hell outta himself while i'l be busy wt his shuga, trying to drink her 'venom'*

Bantino: ***shining my semi-automatic and my 9mm side arm waiting for someone to make a wrong move***

*is he 'actor' or 'bad man' or just a common hunter? I guess i'l have to find out...i start out towards shuga...*

Shugamania:

I don't want to give u a taste of the venom cos u're new...better stop asking for it.

(if she's sugar den her venom must be sweet...i guess i'l ask 4it...lemme ask...oh! She's walking away already...i guess i missed de opportunity to ask...but i stare at her...hmmm this babe doesnt look 50 o! She has swag! Too bad i couldnt look at her face)

Deiok: Then i called his name three time *9icegee . . . Fear not for youre in the midst of your brethren, all you have to do is Bring one white cow with a black stripe to formally welcome you to the house *

u called me 3 times and now u want a striped cow? My! Sounds so much like am being set up for rituals

Deiok: Wispers into his ear. *Thats one of our house mama here, dont let b*nt*no notice that youre sizing her up*

did u say 'mama'?! Ah! Lucky her den. I dont have a taste for 50+ (so one's gone, struck off...how many more's left to go..?)

time to un-follow this derailed thread...

Shugamania: Hehehehe...

9icegee, watch ur side before u overtake o.. To avoid accident.

*i look her over, sizeing her up...will this one fit...i look around...who's she hooked up wit...de guy wit a gun? Cos i dont wanna mess wit tht guy, i dont trust my bullet proof vest, its quite old, and de last shot went through cleanly*

Bantino: Badt boouuyy!!!

*i look around* you're talking to me? *oh ok he's not refering to me. I guess its tht guy over there...*)

Deiok: Hehehe this 9icegee is good.
what do you think shuga?

good4 wot pls? Rituals? Or to be eaten alive?? (ha! Wot kinda place did i find myself? the way he puts it makes me start to fear!!! *i shift 2wards de panic button, ready to call 911, i hope there's such a service here*)

harlos: you are not yet in trouble
dreams don't get you into one

ok man, thanks (he doesnt know tht everytin i usually dream about do come true. Not tht i'l tell him anyway. He'l only come to learn so wen its too late)

Bantino: Hey man, you're not the only one in here with a gun, 9icegee petch where you are, with time you'll know where to put your hands without getting shot

(it looks like all de babes here are taken. Now it means i'l have to snatch a girl from one of de guys...*looks around*...which of de babes feel insecure??! I hope its not de MODERATOR'S babe i end up snatching and get my a.s.s fried)

sweet-tease:
Dats why you shuld stop peeping, its gud you'v decided to look before you leap dis time

u're de chic tht gave me a hug right? (too many babes here i cant recall which one actually hugd[set] me [up]) *i take a closer look at her* (it seems this one has a thing 4me...a crush perhaps? [nothing bad in dreaming]...*i look at harlos* y is he frowning?? Am i in trouble already..?)

elrony: Cheer up man ...ain't nobody gonna shoot you...feel free!!!

I'm d G with d gun..and I ain't planning on shooting nobody.....Yet!!!

so u r (the guy wit the gun is...) bruce lee eh? Wow! I tot u were dead! Nice making friends with u *i extend my hands to shake him*

(now de other babe tht hugged me, i wonder who else will appear now and also threaten me. Seems the girls here fetch u, toast u, set u up, den pretend wen their buddies come online and hand u over 2dem 2finish de job...wot a place i find myself...i curl up in one corner of de room, looking at al of dem, full bullet proof vest on, just in case...)

sweet-tease:
Yes! But i didn't listen




9icegee, i warned you


Elrony where hav you been!?

u didnt listen but u replied,,,? Wow funny! *i fetch my bullet proof vest, just in case...*

this thread has been de-railed. I tink its time to un-follow it...