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Oxygenmayo:
Can one get the hardcopy?

Yes sir. That’s the hard copy I’m holding there.

https://selar.com/grlm

This is the book that tells it all why all these is happening without any restrictions.

These guys have a structure far more organized that even the Nigeria government care to admit. Have you wondered how they are able to move hundreds of people and feed and house them for months without our troops finding where they are?

Please guys, go find this book and read it and thank me later.

I got my copy here.

https://selar.com/34744f0341

Bandits are having a field day in Nigeria today and many of us don’t know why.

Please find this book and read and you’ll understand how Nigeria has sold out her citizens.

https://selar.com/34744f0341

This information is not completely true. If you’ve read this book, you’ll understand who Shekau really is….. I was totally shocked when I read about the real shekau.

You should get this book guys if you desire to know more about the current insurgency in Nigeria and why these guys seem to be winning.

I got mine on selar
https://selar.com/34744f0341

To get a clearer understating of what is going on between our govt and these terrorists, you should get this book and read.

Too many revelations in this little book that the govt don’t want us to know.

It’s on selar
https://selar.com/34744f0341

When you’re free, find this book and read and understand the internal
Workings of both Boko Haram and the infamous Shekau.

Truth is Shekau isn’t who exactly they portray him to be. But many people don’t even know this fact.

You can get a copy here

https://selar.com/34744f0341

Make Una go find this book read and una go know wetin dey sup for this country.

No let anybody whine you o. This insurgency is bigger than we think it is.

The book is in selar
https://selar.com/34744f0341

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Doctor For Free

Diary of a Medical Doctor………… Ep. 3

In medicine, there’s a condition called catalepsy, it is a situation where the human body mimics dęæth. Yes, no response to stimuli, rigid muscles and very very slow pulse.

We’ll come back to this later.

So, one early rainy morning in July, while I was doing my NYSC in a hospital in Katsina state, our entire hospital complex was rattled with people scampering everywhere as though we’d been ättæcked by B0k0 Härãm.

I’d done a 48hrs shift and was about taking my last break before being relieved when the commotion started.

The scampering started outside the hospital complex, and those inside the complex, without waiting to know exactly what happened also started running into every available ward and locking them up.

In my mind, I was like “ah, me wey never marry or even get pikin, na me BH boys wan come keel this early morning?”….. naso me sef start calculate where to run to for safest cover o…😹😹😹

As I was making my calculation, a police officer ran towards me and asked if I was a doctor, i said “Yes”.

He said, “Thank God. Abeg come see something for outside”.

“Me? ….Come see something for outside ke? …… As how nau?”….. I thought in my head.

The officer was looking shook and I didn’t want to act like I was too. I gently told him to calm down and tell me what happened.

He said it was a dêæd body that they were bringing to the hospital that woke up.

Dëãd body wake up ke??

They were four actually. He said the house in which they sleeping had collapsed on them and they were dug out of the rubble and said to be dëãd by the people who dug them out.

In fact, they were about to be buried when a DPO who lived in the neighborhood insisted they must be brought to the hospital first for confirmation before burial. But as they got to the hospital gate, one of them woke up, which resulted in the commotion that morning.

As he finished explaining, the whole story sounded so funny to me, but because of my position as a doctor, I couldn’t laugh…… but it got me wondering, ‘why are people so afraid of dëäd b0dies?’

You’d see a people crying profusely over the dēãth of a loved one, but if that loved one should wake up, they’d all run away in fear…..why??😂😂😂

Anyways, I digress.

So, I followed the officer to the van where the b0dies were and met the one who had woken up resting on the side of the van, all weak and pale. None of the officers could come close….. everyone stayed afar and watched.

I ordered for a stretcher to be brought and all the bodies were taken into the hospital.

After checking the bodies, turns out, only one of them was actually dëäd; the other three entered a state of catalepsy and were assumed dëäd by the community people. And had the DPO not intervened, they’d all have been buried “alive”.

We were able to stabilize the three and got them discharged later that day.

Since that day till I left, we made it a duty to carry out a monthly sensitization in all the communities that our hospital serviced to educate them on the need to have a hospital certify a person dëäd before burial.

And thankfully, the response was impressive.

But one question that kept ringing in my mind throughout that week was, “why are people so afraid of dêâd b0dies?”

Can anyone help me with answer please?

This case has lingered for far too long Abeg. Just wasting tax payers money on a matter that could have been determined long ago.

I’m just imagining, if there exist a male contraceptive that prevents pregnancy, just like the one women take, would you as a man take it?

The late Bala Bantex don ever been slap El-rufai that year when he was his deputy ò.

But any time you hear politicians debunk stuff in this country, there’s a great chance that stuff is true.

Lol

Do you feel dizzy any time you stand up suddenly from a lying position? This is what is called autostatic hypotension (low blood pressure associated with standing up) and it can be very dangerous when not handled properly.

Here’s a simple thing you can do to stop that dizziness when next you feel it.


https://youtube.com/shorts/RKSdyW_COAo?si=ZmTyMVFl1LLlsJVL

stacyadams:
clowns like hellanus will tell this kind of things don't happen in Nigeria...till the police will slap that hellanus boy him brain no go reset for good

I’ve had a few other terrible experiences with them even after this particular one.

For real, I don’t rate any police officer at all. I curse them under my breath every time I see them.

Nigeria police is corrupt. Very, very corrupt.

My story.

During the period of the global lockdown in 2020, I was kidnapped and robbed by men of the Nigeria police in central area, Abuja.

It was in May and I had just gone to see a friend who was admitted at the national hospital. When I came out to get a cab home, there was none outside the hospital. I had to walk down to Skylak Pharmacy to see if I could get a taxi going towards national secretariat from where I’d find another to take me to my destination.

On getting to the T-junction where the pharmacy was located, I noticed a police van parked some meters away from the pharmacy with two officers standing behind it wielding their signature dilapidated AK47s.
It was already some minutes past 5pm and the curfew in town at the time was from 8pm to 6am.

As I stood there waiting for a taxi going my way, the two officers walked up to me and asked that I identify myself. I was shocked! I had not committed an offense by standing there, neither had I done anything to warrant their suspicion. 

As I tried to remove my wallet from my jacket, one of them grabbed my phone and tossed it to the other. Instantly, I became suspicious of them and started to protest….. alas, it was my greatest undoing that night.

The two officers grabbed and hit me several times-but I fought back, because I knew I was innocent and what they were doing was illegal.

One other officer came down from the van and hit me on my chest with the butt of his gun and that was when I was successfully dragged into the van.

Inside the van, I was asked to unlock my phone. I protested a little, but when one of them told me that if I continued to disobey them, they can either shoot me and dump my body in any bush around tbe city or even take me to their station and accuse me of any henuous crime of their choice, I knew I had no choice but to mellow and do as Instructed…. After all I was alone and they were four, including the driver.

I unlocked my phone, and they also asked that I open my bank app. They checked and asked that I withdraw everything in the account for them. They drove me to central area where I was followed by two of them to an ATM and I withdrew 23,000 naira and gave to them. They also took my wallet and my sneakers; the wallet had about 12k in it.

I was driven to city gate, thrown out of the van and they zoomed off…… it was already very dark, couldn’t tell what time it was.

How I got home is another crazy story entirely.

So, yes, what Kemi Badenoch said about the police in Nigeria is true. very true.

Nigeria police is corrupt. Very, very corrupt.

My story.

During the period of the global lockdown in 2020, I was kidnapped and robbed by men of the Nigeria police in central area, Abuja.

It was in May and I had just gone to see a friend who was admitted at the national hospital. When I came out to get a cab home, there was none outside the hospital. I had to walk down to Skylak Pharmacy to see if I could get a taxi going towards national secretariat from where I’d find another to take me to my destination.

On getting to the T-junction where the pharmacy was located, I noticed a police van parked some meters away from the pharmacy with two officers standing behind it wielding their signature dilapidated AK47s.
It was already some minutes past 5pm and the curfew in town at the time was from 8pm to 6am.

As I stood there waiting for a taxi going my way, the two officers walked up to me and asked that I identify myself. I was shocked! I had not committed an offense by standing there, neither had I done anything to warrant their suspicion. 

As I tried to remove my wallet from my jacket, one of them grabbed my phone and tossed it to the other. Instantly, I became suspicious of them and started to protest….. alas, it was my greatest undoing that night.

The two officers grabbed and hit me several times-but I fought back, because I knew I was innocent and what they were doing was illegal.

One other officer came down from the van and hit me on my chest with the butt of his gun and that was when I was successfully dragged into the van.

Inside the van, I was asked to unlock my phone. I protested a little, but when one of them told me that if I continued to disobey them, they can either shoot me and dump my body in any bush around tbe city or even take me to their station and accuse me of any henuous crime of their choice, I knew I had no choice but to mellow and do as Instructed…. After all I was alone and they were four, including the driver.

I unlocked my phone, and they also asked that I open my bank app. They checked and asked that I withdraw everything in the account for them. They drove me to central area where I was followed by two of them to an ATM and I withdrew 23,000 naira and gave to them. They also took my wallet and my sneakers; the wallet had about 12k in it.

I was driven to city gate, thrown out of the van and they zoomed off…… it was already very dark, couldn’t tell what time it was.

How I got home is another crazy story entirely.

So, yes, what Kemi Badenoch said about the police in Nigeria is true. very true.

How’s this even possible?
I fit agree for the other objects ò, but that razor blade get as e be. How e take reach inside the stomach without first cutting his esophagus and intestines??!

Hmmmm

Went for their interview for the position of a communication officer last year, even though i had nearly 6 years of experience experience they ended up hiring a lady which From this advert shows she has been fired.

Anyways, best of luck to whoever is applying. Pray you don’t get used and dumped.

Hello guys, I have 20tons of paddy rice for immediate pick up in Ngbalan just before Numan LGA in Adamawa state.
070 699 6 88 6 6

Hmmmm

Wait, na the same Ella wey Terry Tha Rapman been dey kpansh that year abi na another woman?

I just want get something clear here.

I have a one minute forty seconds audio advert i want to make an animated video for.

If you can, please send me a WhatsApp message now.

Zero seven zero six five two three eight six one six

Yes

soccerlite:
Lolzzzzz 🤣

What’s funny?

soccerlite:
Do the breakdown

Cost of a truck laden with rice

It is usually not my responsibility to unless the buyer wants me to, and even that would depend on the location you’re transporting to.

It just Like you going to buy a fridge from the market, is it the seller’s responsibility to include cost transportation? No.

It is always your responsibility to do that or you ask him to.

Thank you.

soccerlite:
250k commission really

Wow

Incredible

Absolutely!

Our rice is selling at 42,000 per bag.
Long grain. Stone free. Jamila seed only
0706 996 8866 or 0706 523 8616 message or call me.

Location is Adamawa state.

Refer me to anyone who would buy one truck and get 250k cash.

Lol...why you dey ask?

Hmmmm