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Time traveller

vivie01:
Chef (or man in pyjamas) frowned in 1st pic but smiled in 2nd
Mouth of lady in purple(with kids) is straight wt smile in 1st pic but twisted to a side in 2nd

So you get eyes?

SmellingAnus:
You should be happy she didn't insult the lady... What if as she insults the lady... The lady brings out her id card that she is a Soildier and her husband na Major General ... Lol... You are finished

For woman to woman dispute?

neoapocalypse:
I still happy say na gamble dem do with my , there's still hope to get it back. Yours has been used already and the thing sef no give dem better money

Guy abeg go find work do, if you quote me again Electric pole go fall for your head

vivie01:
Sebi you don take me collect plenty 'likes' abi?
I was just looking for your trouble then ni oooo

like ko?? What would I do with likes?? I Never expect frontpage

Emmaxmusic:
do we now have coloured shadow

I was wondering the same thing oo

Tellemall:
Imagine shadows telling colors. And what is shocking is the twenty or so other people who reason that way, too.

Help me ask them ooo...... As I dey read their comment, I come dey ask myself if na me dey wrong

neoapocalypse:
You be olodo , person get the riddle you still dey castigate am

Guy go appeal to your village people, them dey gamble with your sense

MrSea:
she is thinking like them ooh
#SlayQ

hahaha, her mouth bad ooo

vanvick247:
Hahahahaha@flog their parents. Who made you their advocate?!!

Nna eh, Bt on a serious note, its not their fault.

what provoke me mostly is when I ask somebody a question he/she say ''go and ask google''

Mine was in Secondary school SS2 precisely. Our economic teacher asked the whole class to buy a textbook. Most of us went to the market in search of the textbook bt it was scarce. The only person that got the textbook told us his mum got it for him in faraway place. So our economic teacher conclude we must bring #750 for the textbook(he gave us just a week). Most of us(except 5 student) compiled because we know how wicked he was. After about a week plus, he brought the book and the 5 studentz that didn't pay for the book collect 5 strokes of cain each on the back(imagine how painful it is). After the strokes of cain, they were all crying, we tried comforting them. I raised my voice in the class and said ''this is barbarous, the teacher ought to flog their parents whom didn't compile and not the students'' I never knew the teacher was at the door step, he heard everything I said. That was how the teacher counted the 5 students and gave me their strokes each(25 strokes). I beared the cain I didn't cry because They call me Iron man during my School days. When I got home I pull off my clothes I used the mirror and looked at my back. I cried the cry of a life time. Suprisely I came to school the next day, 3 of the victim didn't come. One of the victim brought his mom to school self.

Nwodosis:
Who has the power to stop God from blessing whom he chose to bless?

You said it all bro.

Naff24:
For your dream

am just waking up o

vivie01:
#Peace#

#PeacE#

Okay, The first man have 50% probability of getting the right answer, Since there are 2white caps and 2black caps. If he look at man2 and Man3 and they're wearing same cap then his own cap is the opposite bt if they wearing different cap, then he have 50% probability of getting the right answer. Man 3&4 are the same, since they can't see anybody. So their fates depends on the first man, if the first man get it right then the 2nd man would sure get it right also and so the 3rd and 4th man.

vivie01:
Why dont you talk your own and just let my own answer be now

No be aproko you dey do so , if I like, I will pick number 4, na me get my choice, e no concern you. F99 ko 4-1-10 ni

#peace#

wintersnow:
At 17 I was still bathing outside!

At 17 I still dey sing my head, my shoulder, my knee, my toe they are belongs to Jesus, bt nowadays 7yrs dey sing my money my body na ur......

vivie01:
Man 3; because he can view number 1 and number 2 through their shadows on the wall, can also see his own shadow reflected so much so that he would see resemblance in his hat and that of the 1st man

F99, if you are putting on White or black dress(in this case hat) would you know the difference with ur shadow reflection?

eezeribe:
Nice development... People should be free to express and enjoy their sexuality....
Hypocrites should quietly shut up....
You that steals,lies,keeps malice,fornicates,masturbates,gets jealous,mocks others,judges others,... etc is not in any way better or more righteous than members of the LGBT community...

you're right but God destroyed the world because of Sodom and Gomorrah aka LGBT.

ifex370:
Hallelujah

Amen bro. Amen

DeepSight:
Will you shut up and stop spewing nonsense. What does anything here have to do with God?

God has no interest in human existence.

Oh he does, he is so much interested in my existence and yours too

I want to thank the almight God for his mercies throughout this month, 2weeks ago I travelled from Lagos to Aba in Abia for my Abia state polytechnic exam, even though our Bus got to Aba very Late in the night, I still thank God for his protection, for shielding me, and for making me invisible in the eyes of the enemy. I also travelled from Umuahia to Imo state twice without harm. Presently am in Lagos. I also want to thank God for my family for everyday is a testimony for us, For the breath of Life, for his provision, for his protection, for his mercy and guidance and for everything he has done and yet to do. May his Holy name be high exalted in the Might name of Jesus Amen

kennyoyee:
I received a mail from info@mobilixe.com to attend a test. It goes as follows :

Hello,

You have been shortlisted for a test in an IT/Software firm in Lagos.


Details are as follow :

Position : Intern (SIWES) Seekers / Fresh Graduates
Address : 7 Rasaq Balogun Street off Adebola Street Off Adeniran Ogunsanya Street, Surulere, Lagos.
Date : 3rd October 2017 (Tuesday)
Time : 12:30pm


For further clarifications, send an email to info@mobilixe.com or call 08077992447

Kindly come with a copy of your CV.

Please reply this mail to confirm attendance.

Please it it genuine, who also receives it?

I have also fallen into scam plenty of times and I have learnt from it, Concerning the msg, why don't you call the number or email them to ask for the name of the firm/IT software, every Firm has a name....... I smell something fishy(GNLD). Goodluck man. See you at the top

Alphaman007:
I was told that i was gonna be an engineer.. I'm about to be a graduate of psychology

Sir, some Prophecy are real, You Might Graduate as A psychology but you might not be psychologist

DEAR APPLICANT, I WOULD LIKE TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE
THAT AFTER THE REVIEW OF YOUR CV,
YOU
HAVE BEEN SHORTLISTED FOR AN
INTERVIEW FOR THE POST OF A BUSINESS
DEVELOPMENT MANAGER AT ZODIAC LINK MULTISERVICES. YOU WILL GO THROUGH A PSYCHOLOGICAL
ASSESSMENT WHICH IS BOTH WRITTEN
AND
ORAL BY THE BDM AND THE CEO OF THE
ORGANIZATION. DETAILS OF THE INTERVIEW VENUE ARE
AS FOLLOW: ADDRESS: 7, BABATUNDE LADEGA STREET
<https://maps.google.com/?q=7,+BABATUNDE +LADEGA+STREET&entry=gmail&source=g >, OMOLE PHASE 1, OMOLE BUS STOP,
OJODU, LAGOS.
DATE: 29TH OF SEPTEMBER, 2017
FRIDAY)
TIME: 9AM PROMPT
HR: ADEOLA (08115767376)





It good to be Tech-wise. I Wouldn't ever fall for their trap again

DEAR APPLICANT, I WOULD LIKE TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE
THAT AFTER THE REVIEW OF YOUR CV,
YOU
HAVE BEEN SHORTLISTED FOR AN
INTERVIEW FOR THE POST OF A BUSINESS
DEVELOPMENT MANAGER AT ZODIAC LINK MULTISERVICES. YOU WILL GO THROUGH A PSYCHOLOGICAL
ASSESSMENT WHICH IS BOTH WRITTEN
AND
ORAL BY THE BDM AND THE CEO OF THE
ORGANIZATION. DETAILS OF THE INTERVIEW VENUE ARE
AS FOLLOW: ADDRESS: 7, BABATUNDE LADEGA STREET
<https://maps.google.com/?q=7,+BABATUNDE +LADEGA+STREET&entry=gmail&source=g >, OMOLE PHASE 1, OMOLE BUS STOP,
OJODU, LAGOS.
DATE: 29TH OF SEPTEMBER, 2017
FRIDAY)
TIME: 9AM PROMPT
HR: ADEOLA (08115767376)

DEAR APPLICANT, I WOULD LIKE TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE
THAT AFTER THE REVIEW OF YOUR CV,
YOU
HAVE BEEN SHORTLISTED FOR AN
INTERVIEW FOR THE POST OF A BUSINESS
DEVELOPMENT MANAGER AT ZODIAC LINK MULTISERVICES. YOU WILL GO THROUGH A PSYCHOLOGICAL
ASSESSMENT WHICH IS BOTH WRITTEN
AND
ORAL BY THE BDM AND THE CEO OF THE
ORGANIZATION. DETAILS OF THE INTERVIEW VENUE ARE
AS FOLLOW: ADDRESS: 7, BABATUNDE LADEGA STREET
<https://maps.google.com/?q=7,+BABATUNDE +LADEGA+STREET&entry=gmail&source=g >, OMOLE PHASE 1, OMOLE BUS STOP,
OJODU, LAGOS.
DATE: 29TH OF SEPTEMBER, 2017
FRIDAY)
TIME: 9AM PROMPT
HR: ADEOLA (08115767376)

okikiosibodu:
You are so correct that right now I feel like giving you a reward for that. The day I made up my mind never to go for an interview again without running a check on location online and the invite on Google (esp Niaraland)... Was the day I attended the last one. I have been attending many but never passed if like I was for the last one. I had used my last cash for dry cleaning (I didn't trust my ironing skills again cos I was desperate for a job haven't stay at home for almost a year after NYSC). I got to the venue in time and 8 saw a guy come in wit palm slippers, 3-quarter jeans, and armless t shirt and a face cap and was even allowed it... That got me thinking but I felt maybe had connections. Cut the long story short. I was sifted for about 3 hrs listening to a talk that had neither head nor tail. The woman was talking about how all the rich people in the world are entrepreneurs, how the goods she bought wit her life savings were confiscated by customs and how she bribed them and stil didn't release it, etc. The boiling me was wondering it's correlation wit the advertised job. After about 3 patient hours (I was optimistic that all this was a test of our patience to select suitable candidates.... No b my fault, I was bored of home), I asked myself..... If I was asked to summarize this last 3hrs, what wil I say? I couldn't ans that question, and that was when I make up my mind never to make that mistake again.
They never said what they do, or what we are to do... All they kept hammering is "you need to obtain a license and it 8s very important... It can open doors for you... '
Person wey never get job, you dey shout make e bring 20k

bros sorry ooo, Hoped you have gotten a better Job, like you said earlier you would never go for any interview except you google about the company especially here on Nairaland(the feeling is so mutual) I have fallen into GNLD trap 3-4times bt I have not paid them #5.