₦airaland Forum

This is the dumbest presidency I have seen in recent years.

Almost three years down the line, they are still using blame game as a modus operandi.

What have they accomplished in nearly three years of leadership

That's someone's house rent somewhere


Chai the lies been peddled on the internet can shock even the devil himself

Looks like naija is the new hussle for this U.S B.i.t.c.h.e.s

Maybe they've spotted that there is a large cache of U.S dollars around naija.

Don't be surprised they are money launderers who are subtly laundering money for politicians and big businesses

Some sickness comes gradually, some are full blown. This girls lesbianism symptoms dey come small small before it becomes full blown.

She needs help, she needs a sweet boyfriend /husband that would take her mind off same sex.

Lefulefu over to you, please apply some deliverance to this lady to take her away from gayism

That moment when a fresher gets you into trouble and you gets rusticated with just a year to go.

What are u going to tell your parents? That your village people is at work ?

I am not looking at the murder case, I am looking at the environment around the murder and tell me if rodents wouldn't be your best Friend.

The hostel looks unkempt at best, that's why rodents and possible reptiles think they own the hotels.

What's provocative with this? I see no provocation, I only see a hussler displaying her wares so that would be clients can see what she's got and come patronise her.

Unfortunately that's the degradable condition the world is in now. To stay away from fornication and adultery now is getting harder than ever

Twisted and wicked generation

American dogoyaro.

But my teacher taught me to be different so that I would be noticed.

I rather be short than be this talk abeg, this one weak me

DavidEsq:
Abeg make I borrow u my spare chills. Ah ah! Guy, church don vacate for ur area? Make u dey go church small small, abeg.

How I wan take go church when I dey speak the pure language like you do

Honestly as a civil servant or political office holder it's important you attend a course here "Center for Corruption Studies" so that you can be better equipped to know how to deal with anti graft agencies when corruption is linked to you.

The Centre would also teach you techniques on how to steal from the Nigerian Treasury undetected and unnoticed and how to make sure you funnel those illicit funds through offshore accounts to ensure you are not being caught. Finaly in their almater, you would have contacts to those rogue lawyers that would never make heaven that would come defend your case should Incase you are having a hard time with the EFCC .

Whose the grand patron, did you see P.M.B in that picture, yeaaaaa the grand patron is President Mohammad Buhari who also doubles as the biggest scam to have decieved Nigerians after MMM.

Take this post serious at your own peril

Rule 1, In every transaction you are doing, have an insurance policy, it could remain your saving grace, anyday anytime.

Dude had the insurance policy, and b.i.t.c.h. went from a saucy loud mouthed unapologetic hoe to a very humble fellow that is now looking for sympathy. b.I.T.C.H sit down be humble(in Kendricks voice)

Am sure this nigga's phone would now be buzzing up and down with her calls and text messages to pacify him and possibly give him some pussy dosages to calm his fiery nerves.

If I were the dude, I might likely not leak the pics on the internet but I would blackmail her to the last bit, she's gon pay cash, do some community service and since she's in love with banana I would link her up to some negros where "she go chop banana till she go yooo"

Since she think she can act weirdo, I will use indiscipline to correct her indiscipline(Charles Taylor's Theorem)

For all of una wey dey say the girls no fine, both fine and unfine, beauty and wor wor, no be the same borehole dem get for drilling, abi una no know say na the wor wor ones na dem dey do shakara pass.

All these publicity about sex is just nauseating at best, getting forked or being forked is no longer difficult to achieve that one should be proud when he/she has achieved it, so why all these useless publicity.

Besides I have never heard that they have given anyone trophy for being the best forker or forkee, they are just needlessly adding to the mileage of their body system. I wonder how someone who has recklessly tasted all the varieties of life would be able to settle down and not experiment while married

MISSCONGENIALITY:
bad belle, she's not bleaching she only roasted her fingers

Hahahahaha, thanks oooo for the heads up, ignorance na real disease oo.

Useless boy, plus a pathetic mother.

When you were searching for oil like NNPC is searching for in borno, you be no know say she's not your taste.

Now the testimony is here, you and your pathetic mother don find way silence the girl, don't worry una reward dey heaven sha

Pidgin2:
If your passport is worthless it's because you as an individual are also worthless and of no value to the country restricting your entry. After all the only difference between an average Singaporean and a Nigerian is attitude.

This your inordinate love for Nigeria is really perplexing, do you work for the government or what. The way you defend Nigeria so blindly to the extent that you turn blind eye to facts most times.

Well there is a good side of it, it shows rare patriotism which if half of the citizens would enbibe would make this country a better place

Aiyegbeni swerve commot ooo, that guy get game next month ooo, make u no carry ur bad luck take spoil the guy blues

Settingz321:
We Nigerians in Cambodia do not know her

Hope say no be drugs una dey do for there, cos for any caught there, you know the drill.

Those people for that area no dey use cases like that play ooo

wonder233:
Goat, the Danjuma she married is a christian. Danjuma isn't a muslim name, it is an hausa name meaning a male child born on a friday, similar to the way individuals are named 'Friday', 'Sunday', 'Monday', etc.
Ignorance will not allow people like you make progress in life. smh

What about with the so called ignorance, and am still pushing up, what happens?

Raining back insults ain't my thing, so swerve

Must we be in the know that you bleeped her

Nairaland people una no get joy oooo

Whatever rocks their boat, I just hope this rocking would continue till death do them part.

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Choi this girls knuckles na die, if you must bleach use good bleaching creams that would blend your knuckles and not all those caro white and other 700 naira bleaching creams

Hahahahahahaha she try ooooo, I hope and pray the creativity ends there.


Hope the he-b.i.t.c.h. is not subtly reaching out to clients oooo

Funkybabee:
Oponu aye ati orun nio

Abeg u for help me translate for English na, besides I wan make enquiries with about something in the travel/ticketing

lawman88:
Benue state is not only the food basket of the nation but also the beauty basket of the nation . It's a home of beauty and whoever marries from the Idoma tribe of Benue state can testify that beauty has it headquarters in the Idoma nation [code][/code] see it yourself and go and marry from there

Excluding some few examples of pretty brides like the first picture and one other picture, the rest are below average girls on physical beauty when graded.

Luxuryconsult:
Lalasticlala, mynd44 come and see beautiful idoma ladies ooo.. I know say uncle seun no get time for fp ish, na that ads section concern am... As nairaland big reach, the owner no see plenty and the busiest section to manage, he go make en self admin for ads section alone... smh... That place wey dey bring money na en concern my uncle. I doff my peniscap for you sir. It's all about the money.

Hahahahaha brother it's all about the money oooo. Who dey run charity these days.

And with the hard economy and increase in crime, seun no trust any of e.mods to manage that section for am oooo. The nigga doesn't want stories that touches the bank account

If we are to judge the physical beauty of your women using the template you just showed here, then I can bet it that, most of your women are below average. Except in some one or two cases, they no fine at all.

To cap it off, your woman still no come fine, sometimes its better when choosing a spouse, besides checking the compatibility features that one also checks the physical attributes at least for the benefit of those innocent unborn children so that they would look fine na

You and your wife are below average in physical looks, what kind of procreational combination do you want to bring to existence.

Since you are bold to show off your wife, show us your kids when you start manufacturing

How come operation crocodile smile never reach that side, abi na that place no follow for South South

I hope that when the smile reaches there, the youths would smile back in return and not cry victimisation

Gyptians track with Nicki still remains the bomb till today.

Yemi looking pretty like she always is

Mrs Danjuma, where is your hijab, abi e no follow for the prenuptials you signed?

One good thing with this ur marriage to Danjuma be say, we wouldn't be seeing your bikinis any time soon.

No matter what the ladies dem say, they marry for the money

sarrki:
Far better then murderous , fraudulent blood sucking and every evil pdp

You never tire? Abi have they increase the allowance to ginger you the more

The kind of compromises one must have to pay to get to power and keep paying to remain in power no be here oooo.

Imagine a pastor lieing up and down, working with a pathetic propagandist government and tomorrow would come clean to say Buhari never lied. Na so Buhari work with Sani Abacha finish come dey tell us say Sani Abacha never stole. Choi

You lose 100% of the shots you never take, besides desperate times calls for desperate measures.

For those criticizing the guy, have you cos of desperation done something that reduced your esteem but has to be done to stay alive, eat food or even start a business.

Walk in someone's shoes before you criticize. We all do not have the same grace.

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Abeg Seun, Mynd44 and other mods, abeg make una find way clean this "I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet." from my profile. I no go comment for Muslim threads again ooo

I be Christian ooo, this una oath wey una give us to swear, I no know say e get implications, abeg I no swear for una again, sorry I wouldn't swear again