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SmooshCHN:
And you're doing the same thing here. Allow us rest biko.

I like Murray to the Pels. Now if they can just offload Ingram or McCollum they would be in business

Knicks are trying to be a poor man's Boston. Let's see how it works

And then Klay. Will he stay or will he leave GSW. Me personally thinks Klay needs a fresh start. Nothing for these Warriors again so why not join a contender team and see if you still got the juice

raumdeuter:
I dey tell A40 say all those IG baddies most of them na hungry people

All those I cant date if you dont have 1bllion and house in Banana Island in the mud

So na 5k dem dey use shift pant, If you check codedruns on iamoyindamolas laptop/phone you go even see 2k ones

Hehe me I no dey use IG sha. Mostly Twitter. I sabi Twitter babes. Them no really hard and I don't take them seriously, only problem is they're just messy. Any small thing them don use you open thread and do story time

They like clout more than money. I see the men most of these girls wind up with. They ain't hard. They just not worth the hassle

CrystalTiger:
Finally na married men dey fvck pass us singles..Jarus and now Odanz..

The level of toxicity out there though 😕.. People be going through a lot behind closed doors..

My married guys tell me this all the time that marriage for them opened a new world of pussy and I see the proof everyday.

Odanz. Of all people. You can't say it's cos he has money cos some of the transfer I dey see dey amusing.

It's a strange and funny wiring. I almost suspect my newly married friends are trying to get in on the action

Today tie wrapper for NG Twitter

Theflint1:
True, na just needless responsibility and drama over what a years contract would have seen him worn of.

Bruhh. What's the point. That's what I always ask.

Where I'm from my people marry two women korokoro

But dealing with two women on a full commitment level will drive me mad knowing how demanding they can be. Money, attention, time you can even give them all that and one Nwa boy is helping you service her on the side.

Me I rather find one that if I say jump she says how high and we are satisfied with each other. Than running Ile olorogun

Me I don't see the upside to polygamy so this Jarus matter dey so funny and not cause I'm an overly moral person but the concept of being financially and emotionally responsible for several women does not make any type of common sense to me.

I rather have a woman with complete buy in to my ministry and once she's misbehaving I drop her and start afresh. Or just be permanent free agent

When you look at what's demanded of a man to provide a woman you quickly realize when you're not led by your loins that in polygamy you're never getting a fair exchange

I do hope LeNomad knows what he's signing up his boy for and I hope he's doing it for Bronny not for his own ego. Nothing wrong in being a nepo baby. Giannis is doing similar with Thanasis in Milwaukee

But if it turns out like a lot of us suspect that he can't really play and is only there cos he's LeNomad's son.

The amount of dragging and cooking will be brutal and the likes of which we've never seen

Overall I wish him luck. He seems a good kid

GloriousGbola:
Femi otedola admitted that he considered suicide at a time. It was when yardua was alive. Yardua cancelled all the concessions that allowed otedola to make his money, and otedola instantly was in debt. Big debt.he had just built zenon head office and he could not move into it because zenith bank had a lien on it. Who knows, if gej had not become president maybe he would have committed suicide.

God no go allow person see life battle. That's what I always say.

Somebody taking decision to out themselves is pretty difficult, people try and fail at that.

It's not something anyone does willy nilly (terrorists aside) but regular people it's really hard and difficult to explain

Look at someone like Anthony Bourdain. Which work easy pass make person dey travel to cook and taste food while getting paid for it, or the DJ Twitch. Man's married with kids always dancing and catching cruise all of a sudden poof e off himself

These things are complex

KingTom:
I for one would rather look at a curvaceous lady and laugh myself away than look at a morbidly obese man in a blue shirt and black tie, or one who appears like a down syndrome patient in Green sweaters, talkless of the ones who are always shirtless, looking like stage 3 HIV patients

When you say Macaroni is not funny but these ones with poverty comedy are. Lol. OK cool

Munya is the best for me though and he's British. If you want to talk about actual comedians that drop funny and witty skits

budaatum:
I guess I have to overlook your "Y'all" generalisation since they are based on your lack of knowledge of me. I also think you want to read what you want into what I say so I guess I'd just add to your confusion.

Schumacher winning in Ferrari was 100% Schumacher and Jean Todt and Ross Brawn and Rory Byrne and the guys who changed the tyres and the coffee maker and the team back at Maranello. Replace any one of them and they'd likely have achieved much less, same as if you replaced the Verstappen team with the Ferrari team of last year which suffered lots of wrong strategy calls.

Schumacher was a mechanic, which made his input in the car build invaluable. Verstappen is not a mechanic, but his attitude to his craft is to talk about. Last week he was testing the 2022 car to see how the current car compares. That's a job usually left to a yet to get a contract driver, and shows dedication to his craft.

Do note that Verstappen has had many teammates driving the same car and who haven't done what he has, so he must obviously be bringing some dues same as Hamilton did when he too was winning. Unless you want to argue Bottas is the driver Lewis is or not give Rosberg his dues.

I don't have time for your verbose tales by moonlight. You're not talking to a rookie F1 fan so save your history lesson. I watched Schumacher when e dey race with Benneton Ford with Mild Seven cigarettes as their sponsor

Abi when Hakkinen and Alonso were beating him he didn't make input or work on his craft?

There's a reason I said 80% of what goes into winning in F1 is the car. The remaining speech and Martin Luther chat you typed is the 20%

A fast and competitive car will always remain the base.

Doesn't make them not great when they begin losing it's just a reminder that success is still more about car than driver.

GrammarNazi1:
Sometimes, extremely wealthy people get bored about life.

They have everything and can get anything and then what next? Boredom!

The same way a poor person is bored because he can't afford luxuries, a wealthy person becomes bored even after having all luxuries since there is no new thing he has not tried.

That's why you can't tie your worth and happiness to just the material

Obviously in a world of capitalism you gotta have something but you should have a deeper foundation than just the material

Small pikin me seeing Abacha tied up in a mat I knew bright and early that this luxuries you're not taking any with you. Even if them build Mausoleum for am does he know?

I also think it's not just boredom there's a mental inbalance there somewhere. Nigerian mental health awareness is very poor. I always say it that Nigeria has a very high population of functioning mad people. They're well dressed and seem normal but they're actually crazy.

BlueRayDick:
Nobody is pretending those girls don't exist.

All we are saying is macaroni is doing same thing Nedu wazobiafm was doing; trying to push skits that are not funny with girls with big booobs and backside clad in sexy cloth. That's not comedy.

Methinks you're overly focused on the girls sha but yeah comedy will always be subjective same way I don't find Sabinus or Kevin Hart funny but there's people that do. It is what it is

It's established that these skits with big booobs and backside is not all he does and that's what counts

iamoyindamola:
Let's say it openly then
Ashewo ni awon Omo yen, they are all there during lockdown shaking breast and yansh on IG
That's their work, debo is encouraging and promoting their work by using them for skit
Opari

So long as what he's highlighting what is going on in real time. That's my own concern. Whether una call am ashawo promotion someone has to do it.

So far that's not all he does then I don't see the problem at all

iamoyindamola:
That's why we said his other skits like hard life and father-in-law own is interesting
Mide own was for a short while and it was good too but anything other than that he's promoting prostituting
Those girls exist and that's their job, they are escorts reason why they are comfortable because they need the audience
He's always tagging them go and check them out , they are also on codedruns btw

Anyway that one is for morality police to decide.

When you people say promoting prostitution or sexualizing I don't see any difference between the Twitter babes that show bumbum and stylishly bill you if you tasi them to these his skits.

The man is dramatizing many men's lived experiences and una dey call am prostitution. OK oh

seankafor:
nawao, I still dey wonder wetin go make full bodied man commit suicide..

Jumped off the balcony.. what a painful way to die

See. To some people life has lost it's meaning. When they get to that point how it ends might not even matter.

One of my Aunt's best friend, her son, young boy mid 20s with rich parents. Parked by bridge and jumped inside lagoon.

This thing is more than what we understand honestly

BlueRayDick:
Baba, Macaroni is selling soft porn in the name of skit making and there’s nothing funny about it.

Soft porn una

Na una sabi that one. Let's be pretending we don't see women like these everyday for real life

seankafor:
What could have made this big man commit suicide

Anything. This life no really balance like that.

Since rich man don tell me say sometimes e dey unhappy and e no even know why. It made me understand that sometimes you just don't know what you don't know

iamoyindamola:
No one is forming morality anything
It's what it is
You said his kind of skit need women with big bum bum and breast is that not sexualising abi is the content not sexualising enough too
You know the funny thing, his girlfriend/wife is opposite of those ladies he used as skit meaning he no fit wife or date them

This spam bot is showing me shege

This sexualizing talk una dey talk is just funny sha. Makanaki abi that Funmi Martins daughter that was making frequent cameos are they sexualizing too?

Of course why should a man wife or commit to a 'Heaux' there have and will always be fun girls and girls to be taken seriously.

Why are we pretending like the girls in his skits do not exist in real life? And he's just making shit up

airmark:
I remember when Raumdeuter and his boy, A40 were mocking Kante, when I was hyping him. Man shamed them by going ahead to win UCL with Chelsea.



Man left the national team after like 3 years, returned with back to back MOTM awards at Euros. They will soon throw in the 'polling booth' card as their last card.

Oya A40, you and your boss, should come outside, one sheikh of midfield from Saudi Arabia, is greeting you.

Your favorite defender committed another calamity penalty the other day

Why do you have such bad eye for talent

benji93:
Even with their 6-game sample, make them bring full game. The reporter talk say him watch full game. Where he dey?

Mscheww. People wey dey craze. If you can't be arsed to do comprehensive work then you're just clout chasing

I no even sabi who's who for this draft but I heard the Timberwolves got the steal of the draft

raumdeuter:
Naggelsmann style with the high line and the 1million Attacking midfielders will meet a strong team one day and pass pass till they crash out

Musiala, Wirtz, Harvetz Gundogan are all AM, even Kroos can play as an AM. Yet benching the only striker we have in Fullkrug

After seeing the draw at least now everyone knows room no dey for error.

If they win they will most likely be facing Spain. With any of Portugal, Belgium or France on the other side

Does Nagelsmann know what he's doing? We will soon find out

BlueRayDick:
2. The truth is Macaroni is not anywhere close to one of the funniest skit makers in the Nigerian scocial media space. Individuals like Nasboi and Sabinus are well ahead of him when it comes to funny skits.

3. The closest to being funny Macaroni comes from his Professor Hard life series. Every other of his series including this Motunde own is monotonous and not funny; it is no different from nollywood movies some of us criticize for always having the same story lines.

I still like Nasboi and the other dude NastyBlaq skits once once

Let me tell you the real truth. There's no haha very funny Nigerian comic act out there. Not even those guys you mentioned above

BlueRayDick:
4. Macaroni is a great actor, but certainly not a great comic act.

5. And yes! His Daddy wa series actually objectifies women. He can pass the same message he's passing without the camera focusing on the ladies asses, boobs and at times having the ladies make seductive gestures.

If u watch skit for humor like I do, most of his skits won't appeal to u. But if u watch skits for lessons hidden in fantasy while subtly promoting the craft of IG baddies, then maybe he will be one of ur favorite comic acts

Mehh. The IG baddies are the candy that come with the medicine. I don't use the word objectify for willing participants. That would be as ridiculous as saying I'm objectifying Meg or Sukihana. Nothing wrong in selling their market to wider audience

Objectification is what guys try to do with someone like Tems not all this one una dey talk

BlueRayDick:
1. The initial discussion that day was about the funniest skit makers in the Nigerian social media space.

2. The truth is Macaroni is not anywhere close to one of the funniest skit makers in the Nigerian scocial media space. Individuals like Nasboi and Sabinus are well ahead of him when it comes to funny skits.

3. The closest to being funny Macaroni comes from his Professor Hard life series. Every other of his series including this Motunde own is monotonous and not funny; it is no different from nollywood movies some of us criticize for always having the same story lines.

4. Macaroni is a great actor, but certainly not a great comic act.

5. And yes! His Daddy wa series actually objectifies women. He can pass the same message he's passing without the camera focusing on the ladies asses, boobs and at times having the ladies make seductive gestures.

If u watch skit for humor like I do, most of his skits won't appeal to u. But if u watch skits for lessons hidden in fantasy while subtly promoting the craft of IG baddies, then maybe he will be one of ur favorite comic acts

I hope the useless spam bot does not strike again but let me reply your bullet points

This is why humor is very subjective because Sabinus is one nigga I don't find even a little bit funny. But I don't go out of my way to dey stress am

iamoyindamola:
That's what we mean na he they promote oloshos and runs
He should come out with full chest to admit that's his message

Promote bawo? Again you're pretending these people don't have freedom of choice

His subject matter requires bringing on certain spec of women. Why do we keep forming this faux morality like we don't know what's going on outside

raumdeuter:
I think max we can hope for is semi finals with lucky draws, Germany will struggle heavily against top sides

Not really blown away by any side except maybe Spain. Unfortunately they might meet in the Quarterfinals

However I don't see any team that's unbeatable if Germany play their best but Nagelsmann will have to get his lineup in order first

budaatum:
Would you say Max lost his dues if he stops winning, or would it be his car that lost?

Who said anything about dues

Dude we keep trying to tell y'all 80% of F1 is the car

Y'all are the ones obsessed with trying to give all the credit to the driver

All I'd say is that it's telling that certain people are yet to win a race since 2021 a feat even his inferior teammate has been able to achieve

budaatum:
No one is not giving Verstappen his dues. He is an awesome driver bo doubt.

When Hamilton was winning we gave him his due too, just now he isn't and I doubt its because his due suddenly disappeared.

When Max too starts getting beat, it wouldn't be because he lost his dues. But I guess I'll wait to hear you tell me what happened when it does.

Claiming he's still driving the fastest car after watching the past 3-4 races is you not giving him his dues

If Max starts losing I will not make all sorts of excuses like Hamilton fans have been making since he fell off

In my eyes they are not fans of the sport, they are fans of Hamilton. There's a difference

benji93:
That's ok. Yes, i took a cursory look at the report. I am still looking for evidence to back up this claim though. A 4-minute video is probably ok for a report, to put the specific games in perspective, but full-game video would be needed to confirm this claim. Are the full-game videos not available online?

NB: I found a website that has a database of a lot of games. But i wasn't able to find a full game video.
https://www.usasportsondvd.com/database-filter?issearch=1&theme=database&isc=1&dtrange=range&sdate=1987-11-01&edate=1987-12-31&tags_id[0]=1&tags_id[1]=8&category_id=5

Do you know that with all their noise there's no game Jordan was credited with more than 6 steals.

And there was no game where there were same or more Steals by Jordan than Turnovers by the other team.

When I say Bronsexualism na mental illness it would sound like I'm doing too much

So out of a sample size of 41 these charlatans brought 6 games as proof. In what industry is such small sample size acceptable

How do we know that MJ's steals on the road were not under counted

When you want to run campaign of calumny you should be able to compile more than 6 games

What an epic game. I do feel for the Oilers. To come back and still lose has gotta hurt as hell.

Anyway Conor still won the Conn Smythe so he at least got some silverware. The wait for a Canadian team to win the cup continues and the Panthers become a first time winner.

Well deserved for Paul Maurice. Something about long time coaches finally breaking through that's immensely satisfying. And then consider they lost last year. Imagine the calamity if they became the first team in almost 80 years to blow a 3-0 lead in the Finals after losing last year's finals