₦airaland Forum

jbazic:
Wats d name of this movie ?

does this look like a movie to you? I bet you are worst than those doctors

Can someone lease summarize this for me?

Lattop:
F

for fool like the OP.

OZAOEKPE:
I don't need to answer you, all I need to do is to pray that God grants you the wisdom to comprehend.

you don't need to answer me because you don't even understand yourself

A pressure group in the Peoples Democratic Party, Restart PDP Project, has said the party would be setting a dangerous precedent if it did not elect a chairman from the North-East to replace the acting chairman.
It maintained that the party’s next chairman must come from the North East, the same zone where the ex-chairman hailed from.
Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State had on Sunday said the next PDP chairman should come from the South-West, noting that installing a new chairman from the North-East for the party at this time was a waste of time.
But the leader of the Restart PDP Project, Emmanuel Nwosu, in an interview on Thursday in Abuja insisted that the next party chairman should come from the North-East in line with the PDP constitution.
He said, “Our position is that the next party chairman must come from the North East. There is nothing other than that because that is the position of our party constitution.
“If it doesn’t happen, then there is a big danger for the party because we are the party now in opposition and Nigerians are watching to see what kind of party we are.
“Remember that most of our party members have condemned the impunity that reigned supreme in the past. Many people are sad because of imposition of candidates and all that.” Nwosu also called on President Muhammadu Buhari to ensure fairness in the current fight against corruption.
He said a situation where only members of the PDP in the last administration were targeted in the anti-graft war would not augur well for the country.
“It is quite clear that we have not seen any sign that members of the governing party are interrogated. Up till now, it is only the PDP members that are under the watch of the anti-graft agencies.
“We believe that for good governance, the current government should do the needful and make sure that its anti-corruption war is executed without fear or favour,” Nwosu stated


http://www.punchng.com/news/pdp-group-opposes-fayose-on-party-chairmanship-2/

OZAOEKPE:
You don't roast a bone

you mean?

yanabasee:
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Wow! Good for you!

what is good for you

Congrat to her

legendboy:
She got a big mouth. Congrats though

and you got?

HBD

yanabasee:
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At all started when I came close to you... I never knew u had communicable madness roaming all over you!

without saying no one will doubt that you are crazy

bobbyANSELEM:
Pls pals i need ur suggestiOn, over the years a'v being trying to get a nice skin tOne, but i dnt wana use a harmful product, or ingredients steriOds, hydroquinOn, mecury. But i want to achieve my aim in a natural way, i was told to buy #pure skin lotion, but i was scared it might turn me white, or contains harmful ingredients cus its made in ivOry coast, does it??
Well i just bought a lemOn fresh lotiOn the last time i used it..it didn't tune me well enough so pal i want u guy to suggest a good/safe lightening serum to mix with my lotion to achieve my aim pls i dnt want a scarce serum, tanx, love u all.

looking for a cream that tone you is not natural

tensazangetsu:
Good day everyone
I really need something but I have prayed and all and nothing has happened and I wanna sell my soul to satan to see if he can give me that thing. I don't mind if I die when I get it but I just want to make sure i have that thing. Please does anyone know how I can sell my soul to satan or contact satan.
Hot christians avoid this thread please. This is a matter of life and death.

God time is the best

yanabasee:
Sai baba.
Sai Dauran-slow poke.
Sai I wail pass you.
Sai naija on one chance.
Sai I will probe the probables.
Sai I have lied and will keep lying.
Sai I be hypocrite.
Sai I corrupt pass GEJ.
Sai Amaechi cannot be probe.
Sai Atiku is a saint.
Sai Tinubu no sabi play politics.
Sai OBJ is Allah's grandchild.
Sai

is this really you? Something must be wrong

You won't receive calls or able to make a call until you register again

legendboy:
Does buhari appoints him?

what exactly are you?

Lovely

Gejpresident:
who r u

I'm me

Gejpresident:
So disappointed in this country called Nigeria

Bad news every day, God-forbid

Last week a Nigerian was caught with drugs here in Australia my colleagues told me, I was ashamed

I regret coming from Africa

God bless Melbourne

I will live and die here in Melbourne

that's your own cup of tea

speak2emmalex:
Yorubas how market?

wetin you dey sell?

christinie:
Yoruba what's up?

omo ina kilo gba emu

WilyWily:
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Pooooh Pooooh
Nigeria is a Zoo

and you. Are?

Norenal:
loool.... ehnn sumborri must answer o

answer him

Welcome to naija

acunon:
Make we start to dey cry?

who u dey mourn

An 11-year-old who is left home alone with a young sister shoots and kills 16-year-old intruder
It was the 16-year-old's third break-in attempt, police say

An 11-year-old left at home to defend himself and his 4-year-old sister staved off several home invasion attempts before finally shooting and killing a 16-year-old intruder, police say.
Police officers arrived after 2 p.m. Thursday to the home on Hallwood Drive in north St. Louis County to discover the body of a 16-year-old lying in the front foyer.
The boy, whose name has not been released, had been shot in the head while breaking into the home, according to police. He was shot by the 11-year-old boy who lived inside, and who -- along with his 4-year-old sister -- had been left there alone.
Sgt. Brian Schellman said it was third time that the 16-year-old had attempted to break into that house that day. Neither sibling was hurt in the incident.
It wasn't immediately known Thursday why the two were left alone in the first place or why an 11-year-old had access to a firearm, but police said the mother was cooperating with the investigation.
CNN affiliate KTVI/KPLRreported the mother, whose name has not been released, purchased the handgun because of prior attempted break-ins.
It is the third deadly incident involving children and guns in that section of St. Louis in recent weeks.
On August 18, 9-year-old Jamyla Bolden was shot and killed while doing homework while lying in her mother's bed.
A week later, 21-month-old Carter Epps died after being shot in the torso.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/03/us/deadly-st-louis-home-invasion/index.html

*Ghusl
*Recitation of Suratul Khaf
*Dressing well
*Getting to Juma'a early n listening to sermon
*Observing supplication for the Nabiyy(saw) - the recommended supplication - Salatul Ibrahimiyyah NOT Salatul Fattih
*Asking Allaah(swt) for ur needs.

May ALLAH(swt) ease our affairs and make serving HIM easy for us. Aamiyn

Let's BE Wise Muslims!

1) To my classmates who refused to
tear the middle of their higher
Education notebook for me to write a
test, I hope you are still using that
note?

2) To those who refused to open their
notebook for me to copy, I hope you
are all working at chevron or Microsoft
company now?

3) To class captains who always writes
my name as one of the noise makers
in the class simply because my name
is very easy to spell, I hope you are
the chairman of your local
government now!

4) To those seniors who seized my
belongings, belt, necklaces, foot
wears, etc, and never returned them,
hope you have obtained the highest
rank in custom force!
5) To those who always collect the
little my parents gave me and made
me go hungry without pity, and those
who always break into my locker and
steal my belongings, hope you have
broke world bank now!

6) To those who maltreats me
because I was too tender, and those
who always refuse to fix me in school
football matches because you think I
cannot do it, I hope Chelsea or
Barcelona has picked You!

7) To those who made a drawing on
the school board, specifically Car, and
asked me to push it, imagine pushing
a drawn car? But its OK, I hope you
have designed aircraft!

I missed you all, wish we could ever
Re-Connect again, you Guys taught
me so many Lessons, the good and
the Bad, I appreciate your all, may
God guide you all in your various
careers and occupations,
Despite that I might not recognize
your Handsome and Beautiful Faces,
but I wish you all the best

BiafranNigerian:
Liars. Straight face liars. His wife wears a 10 million Naira wristwatch.

na his wife dey declare asset?

President Muhammadu Buhari and Vice President Yemi Osinbajo on Thursday made public details of their assets which they have declared to the Code of Conduct Bureau.
According a statement by the President’s Senior Special Assistant, Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, the President has about N30m in his only one bank account with Union Bank Plc, while the Vice President has a balance of N94m, $900,000 and 19,000 pounds.
According to Shehu’s statement, the President has shares in Berger Paints, Skye Bank and Union Bank and a total of seven houses, comprising two mud and a standard house in Daura, his hometown; two homes in Kaduna, one in Kano and one in Abuja.
But the statements did not disclose the worth of the landed property and other assets, which both the President and the Vice President had declared.
However, Shehu said the President had no oil well and foreign bank accounts.
He said the President hadtwo plots of undeveloped land in Kano and Port Harcourt. The President has not been able to ascertain the location of the Port Harcourt land, according to the statement.
The President is also said to have declared that he had a number of cars, two of which he was said to have bought from his savings and the others supplied to him by the Federal Government in his capacity as former Head of State.
“The rest were donated to him by well-wishers after his jeep was damaged in a Boko Haram bomb attack on his convoy in July, 2014,” the statement added.
He is said to have an orchard and a ranch in Daura with 270 heads of cattle 25 sheep, five horses a variety of birds and a number of economic trees in them.
For the Vice President, Shehu said the Senior Advocate of Nigeria declared a four-bedroom residence at Victoria Garden City in Lagos, three-bedroom flat in Ikoyi, Lagos, two bedroom flat at Redemption Camp, Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, two-bedroom mortgaged property in Bedford, England.
He is said to operating his SimmonsCooper Law firm, which is based in Lagos, and has  shares in MTN Nigeria, Octogenerium Ltd., Windsor Grant Ltd., Tarapolsa, Vistorion Ltd.,  Aviva Ltd., all of which are based in Lagos.
Osinbajo is also said to have one Infinity 4-Wheel Drive SUV, one Mercedes Benz and a Prado Jeep.
Shehu’s statement read in part, “The documents submitted to the CCB, which officials say are still being vetted and will soon be made public, show that prior to being sworn in on May 29, President Buhari had less than N30m to his name.  He also had only one bank account, with the Union Bank. President Buhari had no foreign account, no factory and no enterprises.  He also had no registered company and no oil wells.
“The Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo (SAN) who had been a successful lawyer before his foray into politics declared a bank balance of about N94 million and 900,000 United States Dollars in his bank accounts.
“President Buhari declared however that he had shares in Berger Paints, Union Bank and Skye Bank.”
The documents also revealed that Buhari had a total of five  homes, and two mud houses in Daura.  He had two homes in Kaduna, one each in Kano, Daura and in Abuja.
One of the mud houses in Daura was inherited from his late older sister, another from his late father.  He borrowed money from the old Barclays Bank to build two of his homes.
The President also has two undeveloped plots of land, one in Kano and the other in Port Harcourt.  He is still trying to trace the location of the Port Harcourt land.
In addition to the homes in Daura, he has farms, an orchard and a ranch. The total number of his holdings in the farm include 270 heads of cattle, 25 sheep, five horses, a variety of birds and a number of economic trees.
“The documents also showed that the retired General uses a number of cars, two of which he bought from his savings and the others supplied to him by the Federal Government in his capacity as former Head of State.  The rest were donated to him by well-wishers after his jeep was damaged in a Boko Haram bomb attack on his convoy in July 2014.
“As revealed by the same forms, highlights of the Vice-President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo’s asset declaration include his 4-bedroom residence at Victoria Garden City, Lagos and a 3-bedroom flat at 2 Mosley Road, Ikoyi.
The Vice President also has a 2-bedroom flat at the popular Redemption Camp along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway and a 2-bedroom mortgaged property in Bedford, England. Aside from these, the Vice President has no other landed properties on the form.
“Apart from his law firm, known as SimmonsCooper, the Vice-President also declared shareholding in six private companies based in Lagos, including Octogenerium Ltd., Windsor Grant Ltd., Tarapolsa, Vistorion Ltd., Aviva Ltd. and MTN Nigeria.
“According to details shown on the form, the Vice-President has about N90m, $900,000 and 19,000 pounds in Nigerian Banks with the foreign currencies kept in local domiciliary accounts. His personal vehicles are one Infinity 4-Wheel Drive SUV, one Mercedes Benz and a Prado Jeep.”


http://www.punchng.com/news/details-of-buhari-osinbajo-assets-declaration

Did he promise to make 1dollar equal to #1