₦airaland Forum

Hmmmmmm, so that's her advice for Mr president?

The ans is b, 12

no1madman:
fools!

you mean men are fools, do you think you can marry a woman that wont have one of those characteristics?

It will also lead to rise in price of goods and commodities

Cutehector:
The meat of hippopotamus is called what?

hipomeat

OREMUSSANCTUS:
D best first lady in d history of dis country

this is definitely typing error

Nairaland is something else o, religious war full am. tribalism war no dey carry last. Na wa o

Nnemuka:
The dullard appoints 100 cow and one yoruba, one Deltan and the zoo inhabitants jubilate. Chukwuaju

you must be stupid

ELTON123:
yes. what else?

stop making noise

ELTON123:
geraara here we are biafrans and we are proud of it

really?

Lol, biafran man want a post in Nigeria. When will you stop calling yourself biafran?

“A man came to the Prophet (sal Allahu alaihi wa sallam) and said: ‘O Messenger of Allah, teach me but make it concise.’ He (sal Allahu alaihi wa sallam) said: ‘(1) When you stand to pray, pray like a man bidding farewell. (2) Do not say anything for which you will have to apologize. (3) And give up hope for what other people have.’” [Sunan Ibn Majah]

If we pray as though it is our last prayer we will implore Allah (subhana wa ta’ala) very humbly and supplicate Him very seriously. If our every prayer is like this then how much sin could we possibly accumulate between prayers?

The second piece of advice that the Prophet (sal Allahu alaihi wa sallam) gave was concerning the use of the tongue. Before uttering words, their results should be considered carefully, since spoken words cannot be taken back, and ill speech may cause unlimited losses.

When we do not vie for that which other people possess, our hearts will be clear of envy, jealousy, rancour and other negative feelings. We will be able to focus on acquiring the ever-lasting goods of the Hereafter rather than the temporary adornments of the world. When we do not look at others’ possessions enviously they will also feel more secure with us and relationships will improve.

The Messenger of Allah (sal Allahu alaihi wa sallam) rarely gave long speeches. He would keep his words brief and to the point. He didn’t want to burden or bore anybody. Since what he said he felt from the bottom of his heart, it left its impact on the hearts of those who heard him. His speech wasn’t just the result of the activity of his vocal cords, but a manifestation of his own condition. So a few words were enough to convey his thoughts and confer change in others.

Subhan-Allah! Such concise advice that will simultaneously straighten my relationship with my Creator as well as my relationship with His creation! With this advice the Messenger of Allah (sal Allahu alaihi wa sallam) has fit a river into a matchbox.

Lemon12:
ISLAMABAD

...
He will soon start suicide bombing

All Muslims are terrorist
#fact

you are very stupid, yeah you are stupid

yorke1:
Sorry for getting on your nerve. I did not know you are also a chain smoker of IGBO

whatever, they leave a legacy

yorke1:
That's nice. He should not forget to inform his son that their grandparent's were chain smoker of IGBO

and so?

Which anniversary no be september?

Should he tell them to come back home, or what did you want him to tell them?

searching4love:
[size=15pt] MAY BE THEY WERE PROSTITUTES [/size]

why will you read topic only and begin to comment, so small children like that are prostitute?

The notion that relationship is not a job opportunity has turned some dudes into becoming overly parsimonious;
In recent time, a great many dudes would make a boastful statement to their friends that they have never given a kobo to a lady in the course of relationship and will liken it to smartness, and that no lady can turn them into her source of finance
No matter how we try to embellish the word STINGINESS, it will never change the fact that it’s quite different from BROKENESS.
We do not have all day. Lemme keep the ball rolling
10 Signs You Are A Stingy Boyfriend

1. He Doesn’t Buy Gifts
During (last Sunday), Youth and Singles programme in my fellowship, the guest speaker, whose main thrust of discussion centred on relationship, said that some guys are so stingy that even if they travel from Lagos to Ado-Ekiti to visit their girlfriends, they will be empty-handed. He passes Ojoto, he no buy bread; he passes Ibadan, he no buy plantain chips; he passes Osun, he no buy akara. He would get to his girlfriend’s place and lie that he slept off immediately the bus took off and within the tinkle of an eye, he woke up in Ado Ekiti garage. *Stinginess at Bsc level*

2. He Prefers A Rendezvous In Mama Shade Cool Spot
This reminds me of a dude who said that the favorite rendezvous for a lady who truly cares is local restaurants, because a lady who truly loves you sees it as waste of money taking her to Shoprite for shopping or Mr Biggs to eat or get ice cream on a date. * This is stinginess at PGD level*

3. He Talks Hurriedly On The Phone
Some penny-pinching dudes are so stingy that they are used to timing their call not to pass a very wee time. He’s so much concerned about his airtime that he will try as much as possible to summarize all he has to say. However, when the lady in question is making the conversation longer than expected, he will quickly find a way to end the call and promise to call back but that will be (a few) days later.

4. He’s Happy She Will Never Ask Him For Anything
Virtually every guy wants a lady that will help economize his expenses and won’t mount financial pressure on him; but some are happier that their girlfriends have never asked them for recharge card or other perishable parameters no matter how she needs it. *Stinginess at Msc level*

5. I Can’t Buy A Fone For My Girl
Some dudes are so stingy that when you buy your girlfriend a mobile phone or an electronic gadget, you are being likened to a maga. They will crucify calling you all sort of names. Personally, I see nothing wrong in it provided I have the money and can afford it. *This is stinginess at 300L*

6. He Switches Off His Phone During Her Birthday
This sounds like an exaggeration but it’s not. This reminds me of my former hostel mate who switched off his mobile fone on his girlfriend’s birthday; only what he did was send ‘birthday sms’ and later lied to her that his phone had a flat battery, if not he’d planned to give elaborated celebration. This is a bid to avoid spending or getting her birthday gifts. *This is a stinginess at PhD level*

7. He Doesn’t Pay For Her Fare
This has been a controversial issue since the days of Lord Lugard, and raised one billion questions that should a guy give his girlfriend money for conveyance ina taxi/okada?. In my feelings, I see nothing wrong with it. One thing that baffles me is that, some dudes are so scrooge-like that they will call you a maga and will advise you to stop giving her a penny each time she comes. *This is stinginess at HND level*

8. A Lady Who Truly Loves Me Will Not Ask Me For A Penny
People often say this but I do not believe in it. Not every lady who does not ask you for money/gift is happy about it. I have come into conclusion that those who utter this statement boastfully are close-fisted guys.

9. He Always Complains About Money
He blames the economy for his low financial power. He will keep drumming it to her hearing that things are so hard for him when in fact, they are not. This is to send signal to the lady that she can’t get a penny from him. *This is stinginess at OND level*

10. feel free to add the last one

Source:http://gist.247gossipz.com/index.php/2015/07/31/10-signs-you-are-a-stingy-boyfriend/

sulmeza:
she's cute....nt d mst beautiful sha...i've seen much pretty ladies..

beauty is not only from the face

The Messenger of Allah (sal Allahu alaihi wa sallam) said: “Allah says, ‘O son of Adam, devote yourself to My worship, and I will fill your heart with contentment and take care of your poverty; but if you do not do that, then I will fill your heart with worldly concerns and will not take care of your poverty.’” [Sunan Ibn Majah]

Each person is born helpless and penniless. It is Allah (subhana wa ta’ala) Who arranges for him/her to be fed, clothed, and taken care of. Allah (subhana wa ta’ala) puts the love of that child in the hearts of its parents. If those feelings are missing from the hearts of its parents, the newborn is incapable of doing anything about it.

In the same way that Allah (subhana wa ta’ala) took care of us when we were born, He Alone is responsible for all the good that comes to us throughout life. He (subhana wa ta’ala) only channels it through sources that have human form.

This hadith reminds us that Allah (subhana wa ta’ala) Alone suffices for everybody. We should not be negligent in what He has commanded us to do and He will not be negligent towards us. Worship is total surrender and complete obedience to all commands. If we fail to worship Allah (subhana wa ta’ala) as is His right to be worshipped, then we should not be surprised if He leaves us to fend for ourselves and afflicts us with consuming worldly concerns.

So, to be free of worldly wants, we must focus on the obligations Allah (subhana wa ta’ala) has charged us with.

otunsman:
It's because lying is their birthright

you are confuse

Al-Kahf, Verse 45:
وَاضْرِبْ لَهُم مَّثَلَ الْحَيَاةِ الدُّنْيَا كَمَاءٍ أَنزَلْنَاهُ مِنَ السَّمَاءِ فَاخْتَلَطَ بِهِ نَبَاتُ الْأَرْضِ فَأَصْبَحَ هَشِيمًا تَذْرُوهُ الرِّيَاحُ وَكَانَ اللَّهُ عَلَىٰ كُلِّ شَيْءٍ مُّقْتَدِرًا

And put forward to them the example of the life of this world, it is like the water (rain) which We send down from the sky, and the vegetation of the earth mingles with it, and becomes fresh and green. But (later) it becomes dry and broken pieces, which the winds scatter. And Allah is Able to do everything.
(English - Mohsin Khan)

lawnreigh:
I find it difficult to believe how most ladies lie about how were disvirgined to their boyfriends/Fiancé and co, most times they usually lie, it's either they were raped by a neighbor when they were young or probably one brother in their area which makes it hard to even believe the one saying the truth because it seems to be the same lie trend among ladies.

Is there anything bad in telling your boyfriend how you were truly disvirgined by former boyfriends et al?

can you please tell us how you know that most ladies lied about how they were disvirgined? Are you there when they were disvirgined?

simba1:
Humans are animals

No, the topic say why are human blood red, not why are animals blood red.

Emekamex:
Why are Nigerians always treated as shi(t) all over the world?

because they like moving everywhere like shit.

RollingStones:
Was that the agreement the Senile old foolish Daura Terrorist reached with his Cameroonian counterpart? No, you are the foolish one
Answer pls Ngeneukwuezi,Berem,Obiagelli,Omenka.
#I_Hate_Mouth_Action.

Emekamex:
Why are Nigerians always treated as shi(t) all over the world?

because they like moving everywhere like shit.

SeverusSnape:
Imagine Nigerians treated like cows, while Buhari's cows are given preferential treatment.

Is this country a zoo or what

see jamb question wey he dey ask, I bet you are one of the buhari's cows

pbs4real:
ur comment alone shws u are guilty of 1-10

what are you guilty of?

Thank God say na woman give birth to you, but did you derive pleasure from attacking woman?

What about animals blood are they not red?

Which meeting are they doing, why won't they say the true