₦airaland Forum

Mprex:
now I am very sure that you are insane

after liking the post and proving to the whole nairaland nation that am correct....u want to form sharp babe ...... ehhh....
cant u be like gej- accept the truth and keep quiet.....over talking makes u seem desperate to cover the truth

inbtw.....i will b free on friday wanna hookup.....let me show u d light.... ;

Mprex:
this OP has mental issues because methink that all these stories are figments of his imaginations

DONT LIE....u are d type of babes dat are so traditional in ur relationship...... in the sense that a guy must initiate all sexual moves....a guy must be ontop...u have only recently tried out another sex position( doggy ) as ur usuall is missionary....u have recently been disvirgined and like one thread on niaraland today, you always tell guys u meet that u are a virgin..... if am wrong please say so with proof cause from ur post u are having such a primitive sexual life .....i wish i could help but as u can see i have more problem of my own ....i wont have the time to take u on a sexual quest of ur life......open ur eyes babe....craze people full every where......like i said disprove me if am wrong BUT LIKE THIS POST IF I AM RIGHT

ChappyChase:
Guy I will still say relax. If she's got good character, then take her back. Your case be say once the you inert the sim, she go melo. But my own fit push me out sometimes say she wan make I use my finger and bam we are back to round one!!!

bros pele.....hhaahaha...

ChappyChase:
Guy relax,,, my girl's own is like that if not worse, and I like it. All I do, na to use gra gra/sweet words(begging included) follow her. There is nothing wrong with her if she is not feeling emotionally hurt after the act..

haaha.....bros e dey sweet oooo..but i dont tink ur babe would strip u in the room givin u a bloow job and wen u about to come pulls u out of her mouth and tell u not to cummm yet dat she wants to go get some ice from the fridge ( for my mind this babe wan kill me today) i be on the bed waiting to be devoured, not knowing the babe done follow back door go down stairs go play ludo.....i go wait die, thinking the ice is hard to get out from the fridge, till i hear her laughter downstairs playing ludo.....the babe do me bros

MAYB its me...... i have meet crazy chick....now this one was semi better than the former BUT.....
her name is sandra....crazy chick.....wen it comes to sex in the room very boring and morale killing, bfor u say jagaban d babe go am tired, 'baby stop its hurting me'....but go visit her in her fathers house and her dad or mum is at home she will sneak you under her dad stair case and have the craziest sex u can imagine....the thought of being caught and the feel of doing something really bad spurs u on......
we fvcked in her church...infact during new year cross over nite in the crowd and heat of the moment (outside the main auditorium ...an overflow to be precise) her elder bro was infront of us wen dis babe started talkin to junior giving him instruction on what to do with her hands even though i shouted in my head junior dont...but junior has his own brain.......when dey were counting down to the d new year, i was counting down to an orgasmm...chai i have dated devil's daughters
was it the time we went to the mechanic shop and while d mechanic was under ma car trying to fix my car... so was i under her getting fixed....she sat on me under a shade just close to my car....she started talkin to junior again with her fingers....junior dont!...for where ....junior answered...she shifted her skirt down and wanted to do.. wen i shouted 'NO NO NO!....them send you'....the mechanics noticing us struggle shouted 'this one serious ooooo'...i asked him wetin do motor he said nothing, he just remebered something...dat day marked the end of the relationship....and now she wants back....

tohpahz:
I think d gal needs d struggling to get turned on..
Was imagining d story in my mind sha

i asked her abt it, she says the struggle turns her on ......
ma problem her even if i forgive her for her ills ....the sexual part ting is getting me confuzed...i dont tink i can stand it....or does any one have a way out for me

alberto2k:
This sounds like Rape to me

seems so....but she initiates the whole process....

I dated a girl some time ago.....pretty fine chick....she's hot ...sexy...has an unimaginable sex appeal but guys when it comes to getting down to buisness that's another story......
she has a sexual fantasy of struggle (wrestle)sex.....you have to fight ur way to her puci...to get d buisness done
sometimes it can b purely fraustrating, othertimes... it can be quite intoxicating...
i remember when she would turn me on, by doing house chores and all in extra seductive attire tellin me she would deal wit me today...shey nah her puci i want....i go see am run...omo the babe go they threaten me ontop fvck again..i go calm ....i kpompi....dey wait....she go baff ...come meet me for where i dey start her art of seduction ..omo when i go done dey d mood.....do all d foreplayy...make i comot my assault rifle begin to fire down....fight done start....
i gats to subdue her with my strenght but every struggle ends wen the cocck enters the cocck pit then she becomes submissive....and she will be say things like 'u tink u are man enough', ...u tink because i allowed you lasttime it will happen again' plenty yarns wey dey boil man blood
sometimes wen man need a quicky she fvcks ups alot....
i remember wen i want to have my revenge.... early in the morning before she wakes up, i would tie her legs and hands apart...turn her on very much when she realize noway to struggle she summits but that when the evil in me turns on i would insert junior count for 15 seconds then pullout get my bottle of wine seat on the chair and watch her beg....(guys u should try this)....she would behave like an insane woman begging me to continue....she would be like ...oh baby my love ma heart my all dont live me hanging ...baby dont leave me like this ...omo the beg no be here oooo....that time ask her for her atm code she will not only tell u but show u where she hides money in the house......
all this ended when she broke the trust i had for her...and we went our seperate ways .....its over a year and she is begging to come back....i dont tink i can stand her sexual fantasy or what do you tink

jack67:
An awkward situation has been reported in most women world wide whereby, during sexual intercourse, they dry up their Natural vaginal liquid so as to make the vaginal tight for sex

Reasons for their action is best known to them, but report says it is to satisfy their male partner, This is however mostly practiced by women in western countries.

Women are seriously adviced to desist from this habit. Medical experts warn that, constant drying of the vagina before penetration by the male, can lead to sore in the vagina. others include, easy contamination of sexually transmitted disease, and even condom breakages, in cases where condoms are use. It even leaves them in pains

It is a general belief among women that men enjoy sex the most when the vagina is tight,hence some women goes to the length of inserting substance like, chalk, sand, herbs, paper or even sponges into the vaginal before sex. Most of our ladies here in Nigeria put lime in a bowl of hot water, and then they sit on the bowl, all in a bid to make the vagina tight.

These are only a few of the numerous things women do to their ''honey pot'', just to make sure their man gets maximum pleasure during sex with them.

Women, doctors says it's harmful, besides, it's not really worth it. OKAY?

- See more at: http://eoebevy.com/index.php?topic=1003.0#sthash.YNfRTL92.dpuf

i heard some use alum....to pre package the poki....in anticipation for some poking...

funarosho:
Edo state benincity to b precise is d Sodom and Gomorrah of Nigeria . this is a city DT is blessed with beautiful ladies and sex is their favourite hobby . I so much love DAT city.

with all due respect...(although u deserve non)..u are delusional.(crazy, kolo,*(incase u dont understand d
meaning of delusional)*)
ma state sodom and gomo....
a state that breeds great men of GOD all ur top pastors in NIGERIA have connection to EDO STATE directly....is it oyedepo...oyakhilome..suleman..oriestejafor.. and many more..

Kingklent:
am nt gay ooh I've a girlfriend ooh

pics or adonbelive it......
hahhhhahaa

francizy:
Guys in as much as we would want to have our pound of flesh, I don't think that is the best way to go about it. What if if the molester dies in your hands?

Left for me, I'll get him arrested and jailed while I pay the police and possibly the criminals in there with him to molest the life out of him.

DO you know alot of people have rape fantasies...
i once dated a girl that never gives in for some lovemaking except u engage in a struggle with her and subdue her and begin d process bfore she cooperate......no mata the smooching kissing...teasing...pre-intimacy you give to her it still doesnt work it for her......she says the struggle puts her in d mood.....the relationship ended as it came- quickly..
it felt adnormal to engage in a struggle of twisting arms and turning heads upside down to make love even wen she asks u to make love to her......she was just crazy

imagine dat to b d dude ....u are saying u would pay money to have him raped in jail.....in other words u would pay to organize a gay fvck feast in jail for a gay rapist....u knw jail is the hq of gay..... right?..tink well guy..
damage his pleasure apparatus.. so that there would not be another experiment.....q.e.d

Kingklent:
u're even worst than the guy above haba

what do u stand for......
are u imagining the pains d rapist would feel and u feel pity for him......and u are moved by emotion to protest for him?
let me ask u....have u been raped?...
do u know rape victims are never d same even after all the counselling and trauma management classes...
do you knw this child will have behaviour disorder dat will set him aside from his peers.....thus making him a constant rape victim because they are too timid to cry out and weak to fight back d assault of d attacker and possibly his partners in crime....
when i wrote my comment .. i imagined ma son been in that child situation....it isnt bearable no mata how u look at it.....
legally pursuing the guy by law will only make his sick dreams come to pass....jail is a congregation of potential gay fvckers where some are naturaly gay ...others by konji....why some by rape....
i rather destroy the instrument of pleasure than see it been used for his pleasure.....in jail..
guy wen am through with treating d guys fvckups..he would be like d girl in d pic below....trying to wash the shame and pain away....

ps.....u are a suspect

BedLam:
If time has no place in heaven ......how is he gonna 33 or 34 as you claim ?

sowi.....we dont get u.....wht are u talking about

BedLam:
Just thought I should ask, is it the same 33years?

remember time has no place in heaven....he is the ruler over time ...he controls the cosmos of this world....he is at the begining and end at the same time...he isnt controlled by the ethics of time.....jesus should be 33yrs old.....wen he is now back on earth where time has governing powers

BasseyJ:
Sad. If this happens to my bro, I'll just mobilise street boys and buy a lot of giant sized dildoos, by the time we're through with the molester, he'll know to look for willing sex mates and not to molest people's little children

dildoos ke? it doesnt send the message......if i place too much love on my base ball bat......i will use a piston(yam pounder) or bambo......the guy will die in silent he cant even say this is what happened to him........bastard #dguy.....i go use acid as lubricant.......