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URGENT SALES[b][/b]

Scanfrost 6kg -Twin Tub Washing Machine.

Key Features
Semi Automatic
Capacity:6 kg
Tubs: Separate Wash and Spinner Tubs

Price: 120k[b][/b]

Note: Item is fairly neatly used, I can't currently take pictures of the item.

Location: Sango Ota
Mobile: 08069987226[b][/b]

donbrowser:
Phone Number and location. Can you also send live pictures of the item?

Presently in another state, but all item listed are neatly used. You can call me if interested.


Cheers!

Urgently For Sale

1. Description
LG 190L, Chest Freezer, LED Lighting, Fast Freezing, Wire basket, Four Wheel.

Main Features

LED Lighting
Nonbreakable handle
Stabilizer free
Direct cooling

Price: 140k

2. Scanfrost 6kg -Twin Tub Washing Machine.

Key Features
Semi Automatic
Capacity:6 kg
Tubs: Separate Wash and Spinner Tubs

Price: 60k

3. Ox 20'' INDUSTRIAL FAN

Price: 30k

Note: All items are fairly used, I can't currently take pictures of the items.

Location: Sango Ota
Mobile: 09135737163

I'm interested.
abbeylanre0007@yahoo.com.
Let's talk.

In these past months, I have seen a lot of turnarounds, from Madrid coming back in the champions league semifinal match against Manchester City to City later clinching the premier league title making a dramatic comeback against an underdog.

Isn't it something worthy to ponder upon?
From my perspective, it is a clear sign that none of us has been promised something. We usually say no one knows tomorrow but from recent events and happenings around the world, the narrative is changing because it seems we cannot even predict the next minute.
It is like having something and having ripped from you in seconds, in a twinkle of an eye.

Our goal may seem close, yet it's far away, and even when it looks reachable, extra effort is always required to possess it.
We cannot guarantee the next minute or maybe even the next second. We just need to live the minute and leave the next to those who know its outcome.

Former WBC heavyweight champion Vitali Klitschko is urging Anthony Joshua to stay on course for a rematch with Oleksandr Usyk.

Klitschko was ringside last September at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, to watch his Ukrainian countryman Usyk outbox Joshua over twelve rounds to capture the IBF, WBA, WBO, IBO world titles.

Joshua would then exercise an immediate rematch clause.


On the other hand, there has been a lot of discussion regarding Joshua potentially accepting a step-aside deal, to allow a full division unification between Usyk and WBC champion Tyson Fury.

"It is his decision," Klitschko told Sky News.

"But my personal opinion? If Joshua sidesteps in this moment, when the boxing audience expects a rematch and wants to see Joshua vs Usyk, it would show weakness. Joshua, don't do that please. As fighters, we fight not just for ourselves but for the audience. The audience decides. If the audience wants the fight, it must happen. If Joshua sidesteps, I am not sure that the interest in Joshua would be so big in the future."

There was a moment in time when Vitali and his younger brother, Wladimir Klitschko, dominated the heavyweight division.

Their days are long gone, but Usyk has now brought back the unified crown to Ukraine.
Klitschko looks forward to Uysk's second encounter with Joshua.

"Everyone expects the rematch between Usyk and Joshua. Usyk is so strong or did Joshua make mistakes? Who is stronger? That question interests every boxing fan. Let's receive an answer. That's why this fight must happen. Huge fight. Right now, everybody doubts if Joshua is strong enough to fight Fury. He can give the answer in the Usyk fight," Klitschko said.

"If Joshua beats Usyk there will be huge interest [in Joshua vs Fury]. It will be the main fight of the past 10 years. Joshua is a classic boxer, Fury is unorthodox. Both are punchers, both can decide the fight at any moment. Both are world-class fighters and can knock each other out at any second."

https://www.boxingscene.com/vitali-klitschko-if-joshua-side-stepped-usyk-rematch-it-show-weakness--163734

Team AJ

North-geria

Cristiano Ronaldo failed to include Lionel Messi in his top 3 picks for The Best FIFA Men's Player award.

Coronation of the Olota of Ota

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

And u go don dump That babe now .

PAstor wey suppose give us predictions for the weekend games

Bae smells nice�

Soji pastor.

Rorachy:
Ask me any question that is bothering you on Economics.

I'll gladly help.

Different between price floor and price ceiling.

Deep!!!

Kk

The conversation between me 'n' the hacker of ma former FB acct.

Phone rang ghrrrhrghrrr

Me: Hello.

Hacker: Mr. Lanre.

Me: Yeah what's up??

Hacker: your acct has been hacked.

Me: which of ma acct...ma zenith acct(cox that most precious to me)

pHacker: nah! Its your FB account.

Me: wah! am sorry I wasnt the one that posted those rugged content ooo. Na hackers.

Hacker: yeah we did...we the cyber army kidnappers.

Me: Bros stay clear of ma acct...abi which one be dis again

Hacker: you will have to pay a ransom of #5000 to rescue your acct.

Me: Bros nat that I cannot pay dis sum...but, I will not.

Hacker: y??

Me: cos, am an economist that will mean jeopardizing the ethics and value of ma profession.

Hacker: (in angry voice) what are you tell me.

Me : am an economist. Such ransom in economics is called "transfer payment" (money received with no service renderd)

Hacker: mtchewwww. I will HV no choice than to keep postin nude content on ur wall ooo.

Me: as u wish....weyrey Oloriburuku.

THE marks of terrorist rule start to appear a couple of hundred kilometres north of Yola, capital of Nigeria’s Adamawa state. Bombed churches and burnt-out political offices sit decaying in Hong, one of the southernmost towns taken by Boko Haram. Broken-down tanks adorned with the jihadists’ emblem litter the road. Deep in the self-proclaimed caliphate, signs advertising un-Islamic goods and services have been blotted out in black. In shaky Arabic, the words “There is no god but Allah” are tattooed on walls.

Nigeria has made gains against the Islamic State-affiliated insurgency, which at the height of its power occupied an area of the north-east roughly the size of Belgium. Pushed out of most major settlements now, its fighters are hiding in the scrublands of the Sambisa forest and across the border in Cameroon. Morale among Nigeria’s soldiers has soared. They are better equipped, and better liked, than in years. Children smile and salute them in the streets. “They brought this land back to us,” said one woman farmer, who lost two children when the insurgents took Michika, a town in Adamawa, in 2014.

In the safer reclaimed spots in this state, life is improving. Torched farms are being replanted, markets have reopened and cars have returned to the roads. Citizens are rebuilding bridges bombed by Boko Haram. Shattered banks are opening new branches in bigger settlements like Mubi, re-establishing exactly the kind of “Western” economy that the insurgents revile (the name Boko Haram means roughly “Western influence is forbidden”).

Flyers distributed in Adamawa by Nigeria’s armed forces tell locals to take heart. “Your villages are safe now,” read the pamphlets, which were dropped (with no hint of irony) from helicopters. Authorities across the region promise to close refugee camps in the coming months. In Borno, the worst-affected state, the governor says he has begun rebuilding properties in “accessible” towns such as Bama.

Non-profit organisations are worried, though. They complain that leaders have downplayed the scale of the humanitarian crisis. They also worry about sending displaced people back to unsecured towns. Militants still stage murderous raids on villages where vigilantes are more visible than the military, and suicide bombers attack markets or non-extremist mosques with terrifying regularity. Almost 50 people died in twin attacks on the capitals of Adamawa and Borno states last weekend alone. “Most locations are not ‘safe’ from Boko Haram,” one Abuja-based diplomat says. “The Nigerian army has not finished operations, and is far from doing so.”

The north-east is among Nigeria’s poorest regions, and many returnees are afraid to go back to farming, which is the only work many can find. Instead, they rely on overburdened relief agencies for food. The most recent counts from the International Organisation for Migration suggest that people are still fleeing their homes in Nigeria’s north-east. A “conservative” tally put the number of displaced at 2.15m in August, and rising. Now is not the time to force them back into villages beleaguered by Boko Haram.

source: http://www.economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21677254-pushing-back-slave-grabbing-rebels-only-start-after-boko-haram?fsrc=scn/tw/te/pe/ed/afterbokoharam

California30:
I can vividly remember when my ex-girlfriend took an overdose of Viagra.

It wasn't easy at all.
It took a toll on me because i had to do everything to satisfy her else, she gonna go get it outside.

u knw not wat Viagra is!

The big guy must start!

God bless da General!!!

The man with a tact record, in the face of corruption. #GMB2015.

Over 7,200 votes are being counted and processed.
The names of the candidates are spoken out loud in
the process of sorting.
LIVE updates continue below:
10:50 Over 1,000 votes have been processed. Buhari
is in clear lead, gathering the same volume of the
ballot papers, as four other candidates combined.
Atiku Abubakar is in clear third place at the moment.
The main surprise of the day, as Governor
Kwankwaso overtook him. Rochas Okorocha
and Sam Nda-Isiah are far behind.
10:43 GMB’s box is almost full. Another one will be
soon needed. The lead seems now much more
comfortable.
10:25 According to multiple sources at the venue,
General Muhammadu Buhari takes an early lead.
Sorting of votes. Photo: @thecableng
Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso seem to be ahead of the
other candidates, Rochas Okorocha and Atiku
Abubakar.
At the same time, Sam Nda-Isiah gots his first ballot
moments ago, at about 10:20.
It would be noted that during a separate convention
in the capital city, Abuja, the Peoples Democratic
Party formally endorsed President Goodluck

Source : www.naija.com

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon wrote: “Whatever may
be the oracular oration of the police in denuding
Tambuwal of his security apparatchik,this is one
diaphanous exempli gratia of scabrous
impunity,institutional desecration and executive
apacheism which must be pooh poohed by all
compos mentis homosapiens and its hereby
pooh poohed and remains pooh poohed…..”

According to the BBC, "Buhari's attempts to re-
balance public finances by curbing imports led to
many job losses and the closure of businesses."[15]
These losses were accompanied by a rise in prices
and a decline in living standards.[15] Some may hold
contrary view to this assertion and call it
mischievous though,[16] because Buhari is admired
by many for his uprightness and stand against
corruption. His government is revered for its ability
to keep the country afloat by making progress
through sheer economic ingenuity even when it
rejected IMF loan and refused to adopt IMF
conditionalities to devalue the Naira.[17] His
government is praised for its gain in reducing
inflation by refusing to devalue the nation's
currency, the Nigerian Naira, curbing imports of
needless goods, curtailing oil theft and using
counter trade policy to barter seized illegally
bunkered crude oil for needful goods like
machineries, enabling it to export above its OPEC
quota.[2]
The economic principles and political ideology of the
Buhari military government is called Buharism by
some political and economic writers and speakers.

Source:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammadu_Buhari

iconize:
In a nation of almost "100million" youths, a malnourished old cargo is found worthy to lead.

After heaping praises on Fashola as the best governor in Nigeria, judging by the mediocre Nigerian standard, they still find him less worthy to rule.

Sometimes I begin to wonder if Nigerian politicians use voodoo on their peeps!

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Muhammadu_buhari.jpg

Moronic nation, Moronic peeps!

. Jux shut ur piece. Must u talk??

I hate dat sh*t!

In 2007, President Jonathan declared his assets
worth a total of ₦ 295,304,420 Naira ($1,845,652
USD).[5] However on 9 October 2014, the
richestlifestyle.com website ranked Mr Jonathan
sixth on its list, claiming his net worth was about
$100m (£62m). He threatened to sue the website,
claiming it "was an attempt to portray him as
corrupt."[6] The page was removed, but was then
published by another website.[7]

Source: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodluck_Jonathan