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PoliticsRe: Mum Used Unexploded Bomb As Vase For 30 Years Not Realising It Was Still Active by Abbeyme(op): 11:57pm On Oct 04, 2015
It looked very pretty as a flower vase but deadly as a bomb device.

Thank God she didn't drop that carelessly, it would have exploded and one ISIS commander would claim responsibility. Mtshwww...
PoliticsMum Used Unexploded Bomb As Vase For 30 Years Not Realising It Was Still Active by Abbeyme(op):
Mum used unexploded bomb as a vase for 30 years without realising it was still live

A woman was shocked to discover a wartime shell she had used as a vase for 30 years was still live.
Kathryn Rawlins, 45, had found the shell buried in the playing fields at her school when she was 15.
Assuming that it safe, and thinking it would make a nice vase, she had kept it filled with her favourite flowers for more than three decades until she saw a TV documentary and realised she may have actually been sitting feet from an unexploded bomb.

After calling the police, MoD experts were brought in to take away the vase and safely remove the explosive - before returning the casing to her.
Warks, said: “The police said the shell had the potential to have killed anybody within about 20 metres of it and could have taken the house down.
“It’s funny to think that I had it on my mantelpiece the entire time - it’s just become a part of my family now.
“I have had the shell on the mantelpiece for three decades now and even took it to university. I used to stick plastic roses out of the top of it when I was dancing around to Madonna.
“Luckily my husband Chris just thought it was funny.”

Kathryn said: “I made the strangest call to the police non-emergency hotline. I started off the conversation by telling them not to panic and attempted to describe the shell that I had.
“I told them it was 12 inches in length and three inches across at its base. The top of it has a conical tip, which can be unscrewed.
“I used to unscrew it and put the flowers out of the top.
“It’s really heavy to hold and has some writing that looks like it could be German around the top.”
“In the end I just sent them a photo of the shell I’d been using as a vase. After the police saw that, they had an officer at my house within the hour.
“The situation then became very serious after the police told me that they would have to take the shell to the local barracks as the Ministry of Defence needed to examine it.
“It was a little bit worrying.
“The police brought it back to me when they assured me the shell had been made safe though, so I’ll carry on using it for my flowers.
“I took it into school to show the kids - they loved it.”



http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/10/mum-used-unexploded-bomb-as-vase-for-30.html?m=1

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Identification Of A Real Job Interview Msg by Abbeyme:
To identify an authentic invitation for an interview via SMS:

1. You will recollect that you have applied for that position.
2. The message might contain any reference number(if its a personalized interview),
3. An interview generally happens after a written test and possibly and oral chat if the applicant is a fresh applicant,
4. No amount of money would be required to process anything. Not even photocopies of certificate (if the certificate is not previously submitted)
5. The interview address would not be a bogus, open or common-room-like location (like eateries, if the employer is not operating from that office).
6. Shine your eyes. The text message should sound firm and formal. No fact-hiding.
7. etc
CrimeRe: Britain Writes FG, Requests Ex-convict Alamieyeseigha’s Extradition To London by Abbeyme:
We will grant the extradition if,

1. All our monies stached in the UK is returned to us,
2. You give a written undertaken that you will #NeverAgain allow UK be a path for launderers,
3. You grant me a permanent work and stay permit in the UK...

You hia...
PoliticsRe: Fmr President Goodluck Jonathan Shoping At An Apple Store In London by Abbeyme: 4:40pm On Oct 03, 2015
No bodyguard or assistant to help with the baggage?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Abbeyme: 4:30pm On Oct 03, 2015
Paulpaulpaul:
@op, people collect certificate of attendance oh, you better know your own. There are people that couldn't make it, I mean clear their spill-over till their time elapsed. Those are offered certificate of attendance.

I'm not talking about third class or pass, but certificate of attendance.
Can you employ some that can even get a pass grade out of school? Can you?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Abbeyme: 4:28pm On Oct 03, 2015
She mistakenly wrote qualification where she meant to write hobby.

Attending seminar, man o war etc as detailed on that piece of CV are shallow and can't land her any job.
CelebritiesRe: Asa 'Crowned' Akan Queen Of Ivory Coast (Photos) by Abbeyme: 3:43pm On Oct 03, 2015
If temitemi needs a new role model, this is one!
Christianity EtcRe: Woman With No Vaginal Opening Gives Birth To Baby Girl In Lagos (Photos) by Abbeyme: 3:20pm On Oct 03, 2015
Chosen1984:
The Lords chosen is my church and there is no scam. This woman is healing is a small thing to wat i see happening there daily. I am a practical example of GOD's work there. Its a place where i have witnessed the pratical replication of the bible. Not stories.
its very simple, if u are still in doubt make out a period and attend services there l. Its at IJESHA BUSTOP oshodi apapa expressway.I gurantee you that you won't just hear but you would be a direct beneficiary of God.
Tell me your own testimony, bros.

Once I was blind, but now I can see. That is a testimony. People around should know the beneficiary before and after the 'miracle', not some random dude without trace...

I believe in miracles. Real miracles
PoliticsRe: Pics Of Dezani In Hand Cuffs by Abbeyme: 9:17pm On Oct 02, 2015
Be careful what pictures you photoshop grin grin

Much as that device looks promising on her ... grin grin
SportsRe: Sept Blatter Asked To Resign Immediately by Abbeyme: 9:08pm On Oct 02, 2015
chexyincx:
Few minutes ago, the soft drink giant, Coca Cola who is a major sponsor of FIFA have asked Fifa President, Sept Blatter to step down from office to allow the turn around of the bodies. Among the reasons submitted is that the body reputation is being tarnished on daily basis since the emergence of the corrupt allegations against her.
Source?

Abi you were told by the spirit ne?
PoliticsRe: This Is Where Fayose Plans To Build Airport In Ekiti(photos) by Abbeyme: 8:41pm On Oct 02, 2015
wandy4G:
Hey man! We should stop looking at one side of the coin. The social status of the people notwithstanding, the effects and benefits are too enormous. It will surely in the long run turn to a SOP
Pls educate us of the benefits...

Ibadan has an airport for many years, how many aircraft land in Ibadan.

There is another airport in Akure, how has that made Akure a mega City.....

Before you venture into a cost-intensive project, you first get the market to sell your products, Haba...
PoliticsRe: This Is Where Fayose Plans To Build Airport In Ekiti(photos) by Abbeyme: 8:37pm On Oct 02, 2015
In that case,

OZAOEKPE:
"he won't do that, he's not a slave. Fayose is fighting for the liberation of his people, the likes of awolowo, tinubu, abiola, akintola, afonja, obasanjo etc, sold your place, fayose is trying to get it back". Quote me anywhere
Let Fayose lead your struggle of emancipation of Biafra. We donate him to you.

Which airline would fly into Ado-Ekiti #NoBeefing..
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-madueke, Arrested In London - Premium Times by Abbeyme: 5:30pm On Oct 02, 2015
Change is here
PoliticsRe: Ex-petroleum Minister, Diezani Alison-madueke, Arrested In London by Abbeyme: 5:28pm On Oct 02, 2015
Change is here
Christianity EtcRe: Woman With No Vaginal Opening Gives Birth To Baby Girl In Lagos (Photos) by Abbeyme: 5:21pm On Oct 02, 2015
Hope some people are not looking for cheap publicity for that congregation.

How can those that would attest to the initial conditions be inexisting all of a sudden.

For me believe this is a miracle and not a scam, let the couple manufacture the doctor report and photographic evidences... Otherwise, Another scam is here!
PoliticsRe: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group(MURIC) Urges Buhari! by Abbeyme: 5:11pm On Oct 02, 2015
This Adetola or Akintola or whatever is shortsighted.

He should have written this letter in Arabic Ajamin or be speaking in that language.

If he has insisted that Nigerian languages be more pronounced on the note, that would be understandable but saying 'domination by elimination' is insufficient. He really meant 'domination by imposition' cos that's what that he is suggesting.

We didn't vote Buhari to impose Islamic tendencies on Nigeria. We have a secular country, and it should remain so...
PoliticsRe: Fayose Cancels Independence Celebration by Abbeyme: 4:01pm On Oct 01, 2015
In fact, most states in our country can't survive without handouts.

Some states just deserve to be scrapped.

Temitemi's Role Model can't feed his people. He can't help his people make money legitimately.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Ambushed And Killed 2 Fleeing Terrorists (photo) by Abbeyme: 1:47pm On Oct 01, 2015
menix:
U nd who?
... As a nation. cheesy grin

Typing in motion tinz..
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Ambushed And Killed 2 Fleeing Terrorists (photo) by Abbeyme: 1:43pm On Oct 01, 2015
We all should note with knowledge that just 2 BH bombers can take down 2thousand people at once.

Imagine the manifestation of 2 demons in anybody's life.

Infact, two is a crowd! lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Confirms That He Now Has Ministerial List by Abbeyme(op): 5:30pm On Sep 30, 2015
Bukola Saraki is now taking up his job role....

Seun, Lalasticlala, mods,...
PoliticsBukola Saraki Confirms That He Now Has Ministerial List by Abbeyme(op): 5:23pm On Sep 30, 2015
The news is on his Twitter handle:
It reads...


I can now confirm that I just received #Thelist of Ministerial nominees



Snapshot coming up soon...
Source :
https://twitter.com/bukolasaraki/status/649257410440376320

TravelRe: Government Truck Falls Off Near Third Mainland Bridge by Abbeyme: 1:03pm On Sep 30, 2015
This is not funny. Someone must be drunk this early morning or jazz is performing some unseen acts on the falling driver.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Leverkusen: UCL (2 - 1) On 29th September 2015 by Abbeyme: 6:13am On Sep 30, 2015
adebayonleh:
Barcelona are sick bcus small teams are tackling them...
There can be small teams in EPL, there are no small teams in Spanish league...
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Double As Minister Of Petroleum Resources. by Abbeyme: 12:50am On Sep 30, 2015
good, better. In fact, best....
PoliticsRe: Photo: Death By Country In Saudi Tragedy. by Abbeyme: 3:15am On Sep 29, 2015
oloyedayo:
I am not a Muslim but I think Saudis authority should review the pilgrimage policy and check the no of pilgrims that they will be able to handle effectively yearly. The no of pilgrims should then be shared among countries to depend on their previous participation. RIP to the dead, my aunt inclusive.
Take heart bro...

Sweet is the memory of them that sleeps ....

May the memory of your aunt be sweet...
AutosRe: Toks Lag Cleared 03 Rav4 With Dvd & Reverse Cam...n1.380k...08060366978 by Abbeyme: 3:07am On Sep 29, 2015
Including the pix of the engine and frontal approach of the vehicle, please...
Foreign AffairsRe: Ben Carson Now Joint Top With Trump In US GOP Polls After AntiMuslim Comments by Abbeyme: 4:37pm On Sep 27, 2015
This is getting more interesting...

Yes, he's a successful neurosurgeon but can he be an equally successful president of the USA?
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Went To The Barbing Saloon And The Barber Does This by Abbeyme: 4:27pm On Sep 27, 2015
I will simply ask the barber to show me his certificate.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Absent At UN Fundraising For Boko Haram Displaced People by Abbeyme: 5:44pm On Sep 26, 2015
OboloMAN:
If Chad , Cameroun , Niger will send delegates to this UN fundraising , Why won't Nigeria send delegates as a country worst hit by Boko haram?

Negligence on the part of this current government.
You need to read and understand between the lines of the writeup...

The core of the project and bombings is in Nigeria. UN is seeking fundraising for Chad, specifically to tackle drought and what?

Rubbing Peter to pay Paul? This is unfair to Nigeria. I guess the boycott is a protest to the misplaced fund beneficiary as proposed by the United Nations..
SportsRe: Messi Taken Off With Knee Injury by Abbeyme: 5:13pm On Sep 26, 2015
He'll be off for two months
TV/MoviesRe: Denrele Falls Of Stage While Doing His Freaky Dance by Abbeyme: 3:58pm On Sep 26, 2015
How can Derele be Baba? That guy is a grown-up baby.

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