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henrydadon:
below is another photo of Linda Ikeji with Some friends on Wedding Gown , dear that’s amazing and seems to be a great answer to the Question that the popular Blogger asked before on Twitter , “who wants to marry me” … see photos below

So, you expect me to download virus or spyware onto my laptop my clicking on your link abi??

Are you a stranger? Post the pictures if you have a legitimate post..

And where is the metal strip..

Especially the part that allegedly caused this?

The wise one has spoken..

The PDP cohorts have been demystified!!

Nothing fearsome about them,
Nothing loyal about them,
Nothing patriotic about them....

You may not attack my opinion, you may instead view your own opinion(s).

Sharp pix

henrydadon:
below is another photo of Linda Ikeji with Some friends on Wedding Gown , dear that’s amazing and seems to be a great answer to the Question that the popular Blogger asked before on Twitter , “who wants to marry me” … see photos below

What did she do?

@OP that your FBN logo is as old as ever.

Refresh and rebranding have since changed the look of things.

EfemenaXY:
Bizarre.

School of the living dead.

indeed

Nigeria’s favourite barbeque, suya, could cause cancer, the World Health Organisation (WHO) has indicated in its much-awaited report on the link between red meat and the disease. Although suya, as well as bush meat, are not expressly mentioned in the report, they fall under the definition of processed meat. In a report published by the BBC on Monday, processed meat is defined as meat that “has been modified to increase its shelf-life or alter its taste – such as by smoking, curing or adding salt or preservatives”. It also says high temperature cooking, such as on a barbeque, can create carcinogenic (cancer-causing) chemicals. Suya, which is processed red meat, is prepared by barbeque and seasoned with salt, pepper and groundnut powder. Kilishi, a drier version of suya, is also preserved with seasoning, same for bush meat preserved for says along highways in wait for buyers. Other forms of processed meat are bacon, sausages and ham. The WHO report said 50g of processed meat a day – less than two slices of bacon – increased the chance of developing colorectal cancer by 18%. Meanwhile, WHO also said red meat is “probably carcinogenic” but there was limited evidence, but stressed that meat also had health benefits. The WHO has come to the conclusion on the advice of its International Agency for Research on Cancer, which assesses the best available scientific evidence. It has now placed processed meat in the same category as plutonium, but also alcohol as they definitely do cause cancer. However, this does not mean they are equally dangerous. A bacon sandwich is not as bad as smoking. “For an individual, the risk of developing colorectal (bowel) cancer because of their consumption of processed meat remains small, but this risk increases with the amount of meat consumed,” Kurt Straif from the WHO said. Estimates suggest 34,000 deaths from cancer every year could be down to diets high in processed meat. That is in contrast to one million deaths from cancer caused by smoking and 600,000 attributed to alcohol each year. Red meat does have nutritional value too and is a major source of iron, zinc and vitamin B12. However, the WHO said there was limited evidence that 100g of red meat a day increased the risk of cancer by 17%. An eight ounce steak is 225g. The WHO said its findings were important for helping countries give balanced dietary advice. Tim Key, a professor from the Cancer Research UK and the University of Oxford, said: “This decision doesn’t mean you need to stop eating any red and processed meat, but if you eat lots of it you may want to think about cutting down. “Eating a bacon bap every once in a while isn’t going to do much harm – having a healthy diet is all about moderation.” The industry body the Meat Advisory Panel said “avoiding red meat in the diet is not a protective strategy against cancer” and said the focus should be alcohol, smoking and body weight. Follow us on twitter @thecableng

Read more at: https://www.thecable.ng/suya-can-cause-cancer-report-indicates

cardoctor:
This screening thing no dey end? Abeg round up nd get to work. Hunger wan kill us here. ? ??

Let's ask our SINators o

Lol,

bettercreature:
You better go and commit suicide rather than killing yourself

In PEJ's voice.. In her choice grammar... The infamous PhD holder from Port Harcourt..

South Korea has one of the highest suicide rates in the world and in a strange response to its growing suicide epidemic, bizarre ‘death experience’ schools are being set up to teach depressed pupils to appreciate life again by showing them what it is like to be dead.

They are made to sign fake wills, hold up their fake obituaries, locked inside coffins and are given mock funeral services.

Sitting between rows of coffins, with pens and papers littering small desks, the students listen as the head of the center, former funeral company employee Jeong Yong-mun, explains that the problems we face in life are a part of life.

They are told they must accept them and try to find joy in their sufferings or whatever they are going through.

Among the students are teenagers who cannot cope with exam pressure in school, parents who find themselves bored or useless after their children have left home, and the elderly terrified of being a financially burden on their young families. See more pictures….


Source: http://www.benbolajiblog.com/940-2/

Wonders shall never end!

wearobo:
That price tag will scare a lot of BB loyalists, trust me.

Don't worry, before February the UK used and USA used would flood Africa. More people would be able to afford it.

Wait and see

Thank God for your life and His safety...


Congrats

This is like the game of checkmate...

Sorry bros,

donholy28:
all na Yoruba...nawah o op

Na so I copy am paste here.

Besides I cant find the suitable English interpretation for them....
They are best described as they are!!

DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN' IN GOVERNMENT

1. When you Chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE.

2. When you Chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called AJOJE.

3. When you Chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called AFUNJE.

4. When you Chop in government and the place you are chopin eventually folds up, that is called AJEPA!

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called AFISHE!

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called APETA!

7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, Auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called ARANSI!

8. When you Chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called AJEKU!

9. When you want to Chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called EGUNJE!

10. When you are Chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called APEJE!

11. When you Chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called JEUN SOKE!

12. When you Chop, Chop, Chop, Chop in government and you dey deny say you chop anything, dat is called JEUN KOKU!

13. When you Chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called AJEPE AYE!

14. When you Chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called AJEBANU!

15. When you Chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat person na ALAJE SE.

16. When you Chop in government so tey u are even richer than the place u dey chop that is called AJEFOLOJU.

17. When you Chop in government so tay the place collapse, instead make them prosecute you, government re-assign you, kom change the name of the place, that is called AJEPAJUDE.

18. When you come Chop government and people begin to para, dem begin to hala and u dey do like you no care that one na hin be IJEWURU.

19. When u Chop sotey ur belle begin big like Jabulani (SA FIFA World Cup Ball) until dem dey carry u go Germany go do tommy surgery, that one na IJEWOBIA.

20. When u come Chop lafta for this joke and u know gree share am, that one na AJERANJU ...Do have a productive and rewarding weekend.


So guys, tell me, who fits into what categor(y) ies

Hmm.

There are possibly a couple of those computer devices out there in town. The distinguishing attribute is their MAC address since they would one day access Internet.

If you have friends that knows the how-to, or with devices that can trace ips on the Internet, then you have a hope to recover your machines.

Otherwise, plan to relocate.

Dear Mr Ministerial-nominee,

If you cannot put the nation first above personal interest in national matters, then you are not prepared to be a minister of the Federal Republic.

Yours,
Ready Nigerian.

kingzizzy:
Nnamdi Kanu might be the most popular man in the world right now

Exactly!!

Popular than Bill & Melinda Gates,
Barrack Obama,
Even popular than Okwonjo Iweala

#BetterKnowYourMate

Sincerely I almost cant believe that this guy is the lady I saw in the other pictures...

Briefing in progress,

Good job there, Mr Vice President

well,

bmos:
Na Sanusi de inside that hijab so? That man has turned traditionalist finish.

Its the traditional wear for Durbar...

If true, then the fate of the laid-off staffers depend on their contractual agreements.

Thats the starting point...

Very hilarious indeed

The World Bank has said it needed time to give detail on how it dispense the recovered assets stolen by Late General Sani Abacha and how it was spent by the Nigerian government.
The bank made the disclosure in a response to a request by the Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project (SERAP) asking for information on the spending of recovered assets stolen by the late Head of State.
In her letter dated October 15, 2015 and signed by Ann May of the Access to Information Team, AIT, the Bank said: “In response to your request under AI3982, we would like to inform you that we are still considering your request and need additional time to provide you with a more comprehensive response.”

It stated further that, “In most cases, we will be able to respond within twenty (20) working days from receipt of a request for information. However, we may need additional time in special circumstances, for example, if the request is complex or voluminous or if it requires further review by or consultation with internal World Bank units, external parties, the Access to Information Committee, or the World Bank’s Board of Executive Directors.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/why-world-bank-is-yet-to-respond-to-abacha-loot-disbursement-request/

Hello poster,

transit4:
BREAKING NEWS!!! The Federal Government of Nigeria under the leadership of General Muhammadu Buhari hereby announces to all Graduates, Undergraduates, University and Polytechnic Students, and Applicants that today is Sunday 18th October 2015 and that tomorrow will be Monday 19th October 2015.Thank you for reading. You can now go back to what you were doing. Happy sunday

Now, you'll call yourself a potential leader for tomorrow, abi?
You did copy and paste to the extent that you forgot to edit the dates or day to suit the circumstance.

OK oo. Kontinu.

Very pretty somebody

viickerz:
Is that sanusi or lagbaja

Lol

Okan kan lomo owo nyo...

May their ranks be depleted in bits...Amen

Why? Anything celebs make front page, why?